[GRIMDARK] Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons Discussion

*There are signs of a sudden struggle from the tank, then it drives away*

Aonee wrote:*There are signs of a sudden struggle from the tank, then it drives away*

Well either she scared it off... or it killed her and got bored... or she hijacked it and ditched us.

ScytoHarmony wrote:

Aonee wrote:*There are signs of a sudden struggle from the tank, then it drives away*

Well either she scared it off... or it killed her and got bored... or she hijacked it and ditched us.

I'm a he...
*The tank approaches again*

ScytoHarmony wrote:

Aonee wrote:*There are signs of a sudden struggle from the tank, then it drives away*

Well either she scared it off... or it killed her and got bored... or she hijacked it and ditched us.

I'm gonna say he hijacked it. At least we have a tank to go on supply runs with.

Aonee wrote: I'm a he...
*The tank approaches again*

... Does it affect your ability to cook?

No?

Then I'm still attracted to you. Also, is that you in the tank or should I start running.

Or, all things considered, should I just run anyways?

*Looks over shoulder*

When everyone gets back they're going to be weirded out...

*Pops out of the the tank hacth*
Hey guys, I'm back! I was gonna go on a run, but apparently they had some fusion batteries on them. And flour, not sure why though. So yea, I got a tank.

... Now all we need is a garage...

Wait. Who's tank was it?

ScytoHarmony wrote:... Now all we need is a garage...

Wait. Who's tank was it?

It looked like it belonged to the... um... Seeker people? I mean, they all had pristine armor and guns, and this thing has a camo job. Also, we already have a garage. Where do you think I kept the car?

Aonee wrote:*Pops out of the the tank hacth*
Hey guys, I'm back! I was gonna go on a run, but apparently they had some fusion batteries on them. And flour, not sure why though. So yea, I got a tank.

Yes, Now I can go start on my Moonshine! and yes you should keep some healing potions ready when its done.

ScytoHarmony wrote:


*Looks over shoulder*

When everyone gets back they're going to be weirded out...

Nah, this pretty normal.

Well, enjoy your... alcohol ... I'm going to get some Apple juice and sleep in my new;
BASEMENT FORT*
*trademark

Keep out.

ScytoHarmony wrote:Well, enjoy your... alcohol ... I'm going to get some Apple juice and sleep in my new;
BASEMENT FORT*
*trademark

Keep out.

So I can't drive my shiny new tank down there?

ScytoHarmony wrote:Well, enjoy your... alcohol ... I'm going to get some Apple juice and sleep in my new;
BASEMENT FORT*
*trademark

Keep out.

Wait, what color was the bottle of Apple Juice you grabbed?

@tank pre-owner

Well, if the turret is damaged, one of the spotlights is broken and is missing some cameras, that was the tank who took out Lemongrass...(and I don't think that there are many tank around these days)

If that's the case, I hope that you didn't killed the drivers too fast.

Rafafidi wrote:@tank pre-owner

Well, if the turret is damaged, one of the spotlights is broken and is missing some cameras, that was the tank who took out Lemongrass...(and I don't think that there are many tank around these days)

If that's the case, I hope that you didn't killed the drivers too fast.

Uhh, no... This one is in perfect condition. Except, ya know, the hatches, but those are an easy fix.
Anyways, I'ma catch some sleep. Goodnight, y'all.

@Aonee
Goodnight, if you want some the moonshine should be done by morning.

Ladies and gentlemen who are new to the PHCC, you just witnessed your first totally random, completely unrelated to PH, crazy role play. This stuff is how we filled up 3 comment posts on EqD.

Also, did I miss something? Where did the tank come from?

jacky2734 wrote:Ladies and gentlemen who are new to the PHCC, you just witnessed your first totally random, completely unrelated to PH, crazy role play. This stuff is how we filled up 3 comment posts on EqD.

Also, did I miss something? Where did the tank come from?

I don't think so? The Seekers tried to come back but Aonee took care of it and we have a shiny new tank. Also make sure you read my waring before drinking any of my Moonshine, it should be done soon.

Well, I'm afraid that the new chapter definitely shall not shortly be out, but we, with the exception of the still worryingly-incommunicado Bronode, are intending to meet for further brushing tomorrow beginning at or around 1700 EDT. If we finish (and I am afraid that there is rather a ways to go yet) and either make contact with Bronode or decide that we will exclude him from this, you may get the chapter then. We apologize for the many delays that have cropped up.

Rocks fall, everypony dies.

I don't remember having any large amount of RP on the old comment posts, maybe I was absent or just ignored them.

SO, the situation is something like this: Somepony had a freeze ray, which was taken apart, while somepony else hijacked a tank and threatened to destroy someone's blanket fort. Then moonshine.
Interesting.

In other news, I upgraded my video card to a GTX 560, and it is now the most powerful video card in the house. But the rest of my machine is less advanced, having an Intel Core 2 Quad, one of the best things before the i3,i5,i7, and not having a solid state drive for my operating system, which I shall not update to Windows 7. XP still has a bit of life, no matter what people say.

I don't have time to RP now, too late (1:33, AM).

SilentCarto wrote:My brother got to the part where BJ think she's saved Stable 99, and declared the fight against the 99 Raiders "the most horrible thing I've ever read" (in terms of BJ having to kill all these ponies she's known all her life.)
Heh.

...I have no comment (yes, I'm late, because I was busy today and had to read all of you guys' backlog )

*As he woke up, Katarn walks slowly from place where he was sleeping*
Hello, lads, what are you do...ing....
*as he see tank and everything else, he turns around and runs*
Brb, lads, don't go anywhere!
*Returns with half-full bottle of scotch and revolver*
TO ADVENTURE AND GLORY, LADS!

Yeah...actually I don't remember, that we RP something in our previous threads. But it's fun

Nightmare Moon wrote: ...I have no comment (yes, I'm late, because I was busy today and had to read all of you guys' backlog )

Sorry we got a little carried away *rubs back of head*

Katarn wrote:Yeah...actually I don't remember, that we RP something in our previous threads. But it's fun

It was glorious! If you wanna take the tank out for spin I'll join. I think Aonee left the keys inside.

guarddogjr wrote:
It was glorious! If you wanna take the tank out for spin I'll join. I think Aonee left the keys inside.

Let's go! But I don't have tank driver license...but who cares, it's a TANK!
*Crashes in nearby tree*
Who have tank driver license?

This is what happens when we don't have a new chapter to discuss, we get piss drunk off of moonshine and jack a tank from the seekers.

Katarn wrote:

Let's go! But I don't have tank driver license...but who cares, it's a TANK!
*Crashes in nearby tree*
Who have tank driver license?

neither do I*looks at the dent in the tank*that will buff out right?

Tank driving is easy. You use the two levers in the floor to accelerate, decelerate, reverse, and turn. The pedals are used to rotate the turret and fire the main cannon. And you always have to remember to adjust the periscopes to your personal dimensions so you get the best picture of the outside world. It also helps when you realize that you need three people to fully and efficiently operate a tank.

jacky2734 wrote:Tank driving is easy. You use the two levers in the floor to accelerate, decelerate, reverse, and turn. The pedals are used to rotate the turret and fire the main cannon. And you always have to remember to adjust the periscopes to your personal dimensions so you get the best picture of the outside world. It also helps when you realize that you need three people to fully and efficiently operate a tank.

Since we need a third would you like to join us?

guarddogjr wrote:
Since we need a third would you like to join us?

HECK NO! By themselves, those things are freaking rocket magnets. You'd be safer walking into a battlefield waving a torch and wearing a huge sign saying "Shoot At Me" with a bullseye painted on it.