Re: Corrupt a Wish

by Aonee Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:31 pm

Granted. You must now trust this peice of wood with your life.

I wish for a stable AI.

by **CamoBadger** Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:38 pm

Granted. Here's your Crusader AI, straight from Stable 29.

I wish for Sweetiebot

by Guest Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:43 pm

Granted, but it's the one Horse was having sex with.

I wish for a megabuster.

by Aonee Sat Sep 01, 2012 6:04 pm

Granted, but Queen Whiskey got to it first.

I wish for alufing.

by Guest Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:03 pm

Granted, what is it?

I wish a top a Rattata that's in the top ten percent of all Rattatas.

by Admiral Stoic Rum Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:52 pm

Granted, but it burst with the economic bubble

I wish to die happy

by Aonee Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:07 am

Granted. Hope you're happy, your death is in five minutes.

I wish for robot-muffins.

by jacky2734 Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:12 am

Granted, but RoboDerpy eats them.

I wish for the best sword in the world without it harming me in any way.

by Aonee Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:14 am

Granted, but five polar bears died in the making of it.

I wish for class.

by Admiral Stoic Rum Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:08 am

granted, and it just left on the short bus

I wish for more rum

by **CamoBadger** Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:14 am

Granted, I hope you like this non-alcoholic crap i found in the gutter.

I wish for a fireball.

by Admiral Stoic Rum Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:25 am

thats not rum then, there are laws governing what can and cannot be called rum believe it or not

by Aonee Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:58 am

Granted, it's aimed at your crotch.

I wish for hammer.

by Guest Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:07 am

Granted, but it's aimed at your crotch. (We're doing this again?)

I wish for arrows.

by Orm Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:22 am

Granted, they're aimed at you're head. (Where else would you aim arrows.)

I wish for spiders. An army of giant spiders.

by jacky2734 Sun Sep 02, 2012 12:35 pm

Granted, but they get killed by an experienced exterminator team.

I wish for Crazy Kung-Fu Skills.

by Guest Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:53 pm

Granted, but you never get the opportunity to use them.

I wish for keys.

by **RoboRed** Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:17 pm

Granted, but you can never find the little bastards. Ever. (such is the nature of keys...)

I wish I could erase memories from my head.

by Guest Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:58 pm

granted, an industrial sized container of brain bleach. Wait, there's a note on the side. I.O.U signed the PHCC.

I wish for loose change.

by TheLastFighter Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:36 pm

Granted, but you get pelted with it when you leave your house.

I wish for Pinkie's cake

by **RoboRed** Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:38 pm

Granted. But by the time you finally got around to saying it's full name, someone else already ate it.

I wish for BBQ sauce.

by jacky2734 Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:40 am

Granted, It's made with Habenaros.((Seriously, that type of BBQ sauce exists, I tasted it myself. A guy needs a pretty strong pallet to use it without being dared.))

I wish for the fourth flavor.

by Aonee Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:02 am

Granted, but the Kids Down The Street put "jimmies" on it...

I wish for an electric jet pack.

by IncoherentOrange Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:10 am

Granted, but it works by harnessing lightning. It isn't practical.

I wish for The Blob.

by Aonee Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:16 am

Granted. You get the Smooze.

Filly Rampage?

by **RoboRed** Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:00 pm

jacky2734 wrote:Granted, It's made with Habenaros.((Seriously, that type of BBQ sauce exists, I tasted it myself. A guy needs a pretty strong pallet to use it without being dared.))

Sweet jesus...I do spicy, but Habañeros are still beyond my limit. Evil little sneaky bastards...

Granted. But you forget she's "Death Filly".

I wish for a boot to the head.

by jacky2734 Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:47 am

Granted*Throws car boot at Robo's head*

I wish for a complete armory filled with weapons from the Halo universe and the ammunition that goes with them.

by **RoboRed** Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:50 am

Granted. But you got a sticky nade stuck to your hand.

I wish for more corn.

by Admiral Stoic Rum Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:03 am

Granted only all the corn in your crap has clogged the toilet.

I wish I wasn't sunburned

by **RoboRed** Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:04 am

Granted. You've lost all your skin.

I wish for a flying pancake spaceship.

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