Re: Corrupt a Wish

by **RoboRed** Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:08 pm

Granted. But I ate them. Have some dancing lobsters instead.

I wish I hadn't left my earbuds at home.

by Aonee Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:11 pm

Granted. Instead you traded them for a scrap.

I wished I had wished for a wish.

by **RoboRed** Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:16 pm

IncoherentOrange wrote:
((Uh, that's not a corruption, then. His muse is productive and the skill coupled with it has produced high-quality work, mine could definitely glean something useful from his.))

((He usually laments on how much he "machineguns words out" in a short period of time. Especially during the League of Extraordinary Gentlecolts story-swap incident where he and Chromosome each wrote a story containing a similar element and posted it under each other's name, and it stayed that way for about a week or so. (both stories were awesome, btw)))

by **CamoBadger** Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:30 pm

RoboRed wrote:Granted. But I ate them. Have some dancing lobsters instead.

I wish I hadn't left my earbuds at home.

Granted, please see below.

I wish your wish for a wish was corrupted before you wished for it.

by Guest Mon Aug 20, 2012 5:59 pm

Granted, but your wish was a little too clever for this corrupter to follow.

I wish for good movie suggestions.

by Guest Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:38 pm

Last wrote:Granted, but your wish was a little too clever for this corrupter to follow.

I wish for good movie suggestions.

Granted (Celestia have mercy on me); have you ever seen August Underground's Mordum? You will never feel the need to watch shocking horror films again once you have.

I wish for better night vision.

by **RoboRed** Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:26 pm

Granted. *stuffs a bushel of carrots in OAC's mouth*

I wish for amazing cheese pizzas.

by Guest Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:54 pm

Granted, the cheese is amazing but the sauce, crust, and toppings taste awful.

I wish for cellos.

by **RoboRed** Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:00 pm

Granted. Here, have the Angel of Death's cello.

I wish for someone (NOT ME) to be viciously beaten with a squeaky toy.

by Guest Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:31 pm

Granted, but you have to do it and no one's the same after that.

I wish for a duster.

by Aonee Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:52 pm

Grnated. Its Ulysses's duster, and he would really like it back.

I wish for a Styer AUG.

by jacky2734 Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:14 pm

Granted, but someone chambered it in a wildcat round. Good luck finding ammo for it.

I wish for more Dakka.

by Aonee Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:39 am

Granted. Here's a Lee Enfield, it's much more dakka compared to a Mosin Nagat.

by Ketchup Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:27 am

((Dat rapid bolt action.))
I wish Aonee had wished for something.

by Guest Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:15 pm

Granted his wish was to end corrupt a wish.

I wish I didn't kill corrupt a wish.

by Aonee Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:17 pm

Granted, you made it live.

I wish for a Mousin Nagat.

by Guest Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:25 pm

Granted, you find one while hiking but it's pretty much only good as a wall decoration.

I wish for pegasi.

by IncoherentOrange Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:34 pm

Granted, have some liquid rainbow.

I wish for a bag of wind.

by **RoboRed** Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:38 pm

Granted. I stored it in a place you might find uncomfortable when you find it, though.

I wish for a kit-kat bar.

by Guest Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:47 pm

Granted, but kit and kat were somebody's pony OC's that visited pinkamina. (That might actually be true.))

I wish for 'Murrica.

by **RoboRed** Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:01 pm

Granted. But I don't fuck what know is this the.

I wish Irish.

by Guest Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:52 am

Granted, have some Irish spring in your eye. (That's the only thing that I could come up with that wasn't racist.)

I wish for restorative powers.

by Aonee Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:59 am

Granted. It restores your body to its wounded state.

I wish for the ability to blind people.
With Science!

by Guest Wed Aug 22, 2012 3:58 pm

Granted, but now that song plays wherever you go and we all know how annoying the same song over and over can get.

I wish for smoke bombs.

by Aonee Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:12 pm

Granted. They all go off at the same time.
In your pants.

I wish for a headset.

by **RoboRed** Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:33 pm

Granted. But it breaks when you accidentally sit on it.

I wish I could be motivated to do my homework right now.

by Aonee Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:37 pm

Granted, but your homework mysteriously doubles.

I wish for Esteban.

by Guest Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:58 pm

Granted, but you make a really bad first impression.

I wish to be skilled with the violin.

by IncoherentOrange Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:17 pm

Granted, but nobody likes your style.

I wish for a solar empire WITHOUT sins.

by **CamoBadger** Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:29 pm

Granted, since everyone is now brutally honest instead of lying to spare the feelings of others, everyone is miserable.

I wish for moon cheese.

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