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Post by XT Vengeance Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:11 pm

Basically how it goes, is someone makes a wish and the person below them corrupts it. Like so:
Person 1: I wish for a puppy
Person 2: Granted, but it gnaws your face off.

START!

I wish i had a cheeseburger.
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Post by Orm Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:39 pm

Granted, however the burger is about 5 months old.


I wish for a robot.
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Post by logmanxyz Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:11 pm

granted, but it wants to see what your insides look like for it self

i wish i could become invisible at will
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Post by Tia Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:06 pm

unfortunately your clothes don't

Make me a sammich
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Post by Guest Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:15 pm

Granted, the sandwich has massive amounts of Thallium in it

Give me time travel and immortality

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Post by Formis_Fluttergod Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:40 pm

Fair enough, but you can travel only 1 minute to the future and never back, and your immortality prevents you from dying, but not from getting old (reaally old) Trollestia

Seriously, I wish for better Mass Effect 3 Ending. Crazy
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Post by Spitfire Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:43 pm

Granted, but it's for pay DLC, and expensive Luna

I wish I could draw better.
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Post by Orm Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:12 pm

Granted, however you lose your hands shortly after.


I wish for everyone in Jersey Shore to be destroyed.
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Post by Scootaloo Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:24 pm

Granted but you missed so they're still alive.

I wish for true love.
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Post by Apple Crumble Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:27 pm

Granted, but the only one who truly loved you looked like frankenstien D:

I wish I could live in Equestria.
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Post by XT Vengeance Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:31 pm

Scootaloo wrote:Granted but you missed so they're still alive.

I wish for true love.
Granted, but he truly loves to abuse you. :P
Apple Crumble wrote:Granted, but the show has found someone more annoying to replace the original cast.

I wish I could live in Equestria.
Granted, but you are now a daisy. Have fun being eaten.

I wish I had a fedora.
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Post by Moonlight Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:33 pm

Granted, but it's strapped to a pressure sensing explosive.

I wish for complete and utter control of time-space
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Post by Ferrous_Oxide Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:51 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, I misheard "utter", and now you are cow.


I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

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Post by Moonlight Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:07 pm

Granted, you got a cut during a rainstorm and contracted HIV.

I wish I knew everything.
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Post by Orm Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:15 pm

Granted, but you are now in a vegetated state.


I wish for rocket boots.
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Post by Moonlight Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:18 pm

Granted, they malfunction in mid flight, sending you head first into a building and then they explode from the rising pressure

I wish I could fly at will without support IRL
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Post by XT Vengeance Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:47 pm

Granted, but now you lose consciousness every time you do, and crash into things.

I wish I was better at drawing.
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Post by Spitfire Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:02 pm

Granted, but only on old pre 1990s PCs with a mouse.

I wish the Beatles we still alive and NOT zombies.
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Post by Orm Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:07 pm

Granted, however they are now giant beetles.



I wish for a hovercraft.
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Post by Spitfire Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:13 pm

Granted, but it runs on human blood.

I wish I had Wildfire IRL to hug and hold.
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Post by Apple Crumble Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:28 pm

It shall be done, but it will be a real horse.

I wish for the forum and it's members to be in Equestria.
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Post by Orm Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:30 pm

Granted, however everyone becomes the opposite of what they would want to be.


I wish for a giant laser light show sphere.
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Post by Moonlight Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:32 pm

Granted, the laser light will blind you permanently

I wish for godlike power
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Post by XT Vengeance Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:34 pm

Granted, but you are a false god, and are brutally murdered by the Blood God.



I wish, I wish, I was a fish.
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Post by Moonlight Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:36 pm

Granted, but you fall prey to Large fishing industry and are eaten alive and raw by an invading seagul

I wish I had an art tablet
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Post by Orm Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:43 pm

Granted, however you do not have the pen that goes with it. You slowy go insane in the years looking for it.


I wish for a planetcracker.
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Post by Moonlight Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:45 pm

Granted, but you're still on the planet while is cracks under your feet.

I wish I had telekinetic abilities
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Post by Ferrous_Oxide Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:55 pm

Granted, however they can only be used on microscopic objects.


I wish I was a genetic and cybernetic abomination.
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Post by Derpy Hooves Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:30 pm

Granted, you have cancer in 5 different forms, the first form of dominant hereditary social dysfunction, your BO smells like a bad banana and you have a flash drive stuck in your ear, you also have no real DNA so this is all unexplainable, you die within hours.

I wish my foot would stop itching.
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Post by Spitfire Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:46 pm

granted, now your hand does.

I wish my anti depressants started working sooner.
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