Re: Corrupt a Wish

by jacky2734 Fri May 18, 2012 1:14 am

Granted, however, it's infested with maggots.

I wish the next wisher's wish would not get corrupted.

by **CamoBadger** Fri May 18, 2012 1:18 am

Granted, but since I'm NMM...that means...

I wish for EVERLASTING NIGHT!!!!

by jacky2734 Fri May 18, 2012 1:24 am

Granted... sorry everypony. Shy

I wish we had regular day and night again.

by Guest Fri May 18, 2012 1:42 am

Granted; but only after everypony had already adopted all their agriculture, culture-culture, biology and what-have-you to the Eternal Night scenario.

I wish for coffee! Black, disgusting-tasting coffee that's got a layer of sludge an inch thick at the bottom!

by jacky2734 Fri May 18, 2012 1:47 am

Granted, but your girlfriend drinks it and becomes terminally ill.

I wish I was an element of harmony.

by Guest Fri May 18, 2012 2:02 am

jacky2734 wrote:Granted, but your girlfriend drinks it and becomes terminally ill.

I wish I was an element of harmony.

Granted - you are now Rarity. (Oh, that's too mean; I don't hate you, Rarity...)

Granted - you are now the seventh element: the Element of Questionable Fanfiction! Your character in the show is a jet-black alicorn with a rainbow mane, a cutie mark of itself, and the power to awkwardly write itself into any situation.

I wish for chocolate milk rain, you guys!

by jacky2734 Fri May 18, 2012 2:12 am

Granted, except that's not chocolate... and it's not any other brown, edible liquid either.

I wish I was had my own G4 Rainbow Dash.

by Littlepip Fri May 18, 2012 7:10 am

Granted, but someone steals it and blasts you with it, point blank, taring your body apart.

I wish for a green crayon.

by XT Vengeance Fri May 18, 2012 9:39 am

Granted, but it is all chewed up. My dog got a hold of it.

I wish I had more scholar colored pencils.

by jacky2734 Fri May 18, 2012 9:42 am

Granted, but they got tossed around a lot so the lead is all broken up, don't you hate it when that happens.

I wish there was a playable epilogue for Fallout: New Vegas.

by **RoboRed** Fri May 18, 2012 10:51 am

Granted, but it involves pushing that little red button they told you not to. You all go boom.

I wish for a light bulb.

by Littlepip Fri May 18, 2012 11:08 am

Granted, but it's been smashed in someone's face and you're blamed.

I wish for a set of power armour.

by **CamoBadger** Fri May 18, 2012 11:20 am

Granted, but it slowly takes over your body and leaves you a prisoner within it.

I wish I was as good at writing as Somber and Kkat

by XT Vengeance Fri May 18, 2012 11:26 am

Granted, but now your hands are broken beyond any and all healing. You have to type with a straw.

I wish I was as good at art as FoxinShadow

by MrMagma Fri May 18, 2012 11:31 am

Granted. You become a famous artist! Perhaps too famous. People hunt you down as killing you transfers the ability of drawing awesomely.

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted by someone dying or being in crippling pain.

by **CamoBadger** Fri May 18, 2012 11:32 am

Granted, they simply become a vegetable, so they don't die and don't feel any pain.

I wish my wish was the greatest wish in the wishing history of wishes.

by MrMagma Fri May 18, 2012 11:34 am

Granted. It becomes so great that it gains sentience, and starts wishing for things for itself at an increasing, exponential rate. It takes over the known universe and all who inhabit it.

I wish I didn't have writers block so I could actually write my fic.

by **CamoBadger** Fri May 18, 2012 11:40 am

Granted, but now every other writer in the world has your writer's block, so you are the only one in the world who can write anything, leaving future generations reliant on you for knowledge of the world until your death allows others to write again.

I wish you would give me back my writing ability.

by MrMagma Fri May 18, 2012 11:45 am

Okay. There you go. Have everybodies! I didn't really want it anyway Trollestia

I wish someone else would make a wish for us to ~~destroy~~ improve with our vast knowledge.

by **RoboRed** Fri May 18, 2012 11:48 am

Granted.

I wish for *DESTROY ALL HUMANS*

by MrMagma Fri May 18, 2012 11:51 am

Granted, you never specified where or when. Humanity carries on until extinction.

I wish for lasers.

by MrMagma Fri May 18, 2012 12:22 pm

Granted. However Russia wants it as well. Its you versus Russia. World War 3 ensues. The world burns within 3 hours.

I wish for WORLD DOMINATION!

by **CamoBadger** Fri May 18, 2012 12:30 pm

Granted, but first you have to escape the cage in an original way not used in the show.

I wish I had a set of fake vampire fangs

by Littlepip Fri May 18, 2012 12:32 pm

Nightmare Moon wrote:Granted, but it slowly takes over your body and leaves you a prisoner within it.

(I wouldn't mind. >.>)

Granted, you get shot in the face with a shotgun two seconds after you get them.

I wish for a van.

by **CamoBadger** Fri May 18, 2012 12:33 pm

Gra...HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG (wish cannot be granted, genie has died from your profile picture)

I wish I was alive again /from beyond the grave

by MrMagma Fri May 18, 2012 12:35 pm

Granted. It would be unfair to leave you dead. Your wish is un-corruptible!

I wish for Season 3.

by Littlepip Fri May 18, 2012 12:37 pm

(Yay. ^^)

Granted, it's terrible due to not being finished before release.

I wish for money.

by **RoboRed** Fri May 18, 2012 12:40 pm

Granted. It is delivered to you in a stack of gold bars.
Right above your head, by chopper. Now. *runs*

I wish I wasn't so easily distracted.

by MrMagma Fri May 18, 2012 12:41 pm

Granted, you suffer from Blackjack syndrome as you no longer sleep due to extreme focus.
I wish I had a tank, and that it doesn't fall on me. Or crush me under the treads. Or misfire. Or explode.

by **RoboRed** Fri May 18, 2012 12:47 pm

Granted. The damn thing just doesn't work, period.

I wish I had coworkers with at least half a brain.

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