Corrupt a Wish
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but there's no Internet there.
I wish for a cannon.
I wish for a cannon.
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Granted, but it only works at close range.
I wish for silly putty.
I wish for silly putty.
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Granted, but it's dried out.
I wish for a sexy dance party.
I wish for a sexy dance party.
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Granted, it's with Shayle.
I wish for a pulse gun.
I wish for a pulse gun.
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Granted, it's a blood pulse gun, it tell you how fast someone's heart is beating.
I wish for better headphones.
I wish for better headphones.
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Granted, you now gets Beats headphones. That are broken.
I wish for a a fish.
I wish for a a fish.
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Granted, but someone who doesn't have the achievement beats you to death with it.
I wish for beets.
I wish for beets.
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Granted, but they belonged to Rolf. He is not happy.
I wish for my laptop to go die in a fire.
I wish for my laptop to go die in a fire.
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Granted, you did with it.
I wish for an Eddy-sized scheme.
I wish for an Eddy-sized scheme.
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Granted. But you also get an Eddy-sized ego to go with it. Thus, your scheme fails miserably.
I wish for less homework.
I wish for less homework.
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Granted, but now all of it is administered via the Internet, thus you are unable to complete any of it due to a lack of attention span.
I wish for an Epic Purple Shirt.
I wish for an Epic Purple Shirt.
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Granted, an [EPIC] shirt, but it's still just a moth hole ridden tank top.
I wish for flight.
I wish for flight.
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Granted. You are now flying. Sideways. At an uncontrollable velocity.
I wish for a nook cookbook.
I wish for a nook cookbook.
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GRANTED! *insert link for "To Serve Man" e-reader file*
I wish daddy needed a new pair of shoes.
I wish daddy needed a new pair of shoes.
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Granted. They're an uncomfortable set of high-heels.
I wish to get that out of my head.
I wish to get that out of my head.
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Granted! Just let me get out my knife-hammer... this is going to be fun!RoboRed wrote:Granted. They're an uncomfortable set of high-heels.
I wish to get that out of my head.
I wish I actually had the skills to perform that surgery for RoboRed without, y'know, killing or maiming him and suchlike.
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Last wrote:Granted, an [EPIC] shirt, but it's still just a moth hole ridden tank top.
((The day after I start playing Kingdom of Loathing. Heheh.))
Granted, you have the skills but not the equipment.
I wish for a boat.
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Granted. *looks up in the sky* Hey, isn't that the S.S. Hoofington?
I wish that hadn't been so obvious.
I wish that hadn't been so obvious.
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((Oh so painfully obvious...))
Granted. You experience laser-guided amnesia, directed at your knowledge of fanfics. Though, the amnesia was too strong, and you've forgotten all of the fanfics you've ever read.
I wish for more skill at writing prose.
Granted. You experience laser-guided amnesia, directed at your knowledge of fanfics. Though, the amnesia was too strong, and you've forgotten all of the fanfics you've ever read.
I wish for more skill at writing prose.
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Granted, but you are stuck in purple prose.
I wish for a Mass Driver Cannon.
I wish for a Mass Driver Cannon.
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Granted, it is integrated into the moon, violating the Outer Space Treaty due to mass drivers being easily used as WMDs. So, it is only capable of launching things at velocities that would be safe for the surface. Oh, and shooting moon rocks at aliens.
I wish for a suit of cardboard armor.
I wish for a suit of cardboard armor.
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Granted, but you don't look nearly as adorable in it as Luna does.
I wish for a stack of flapjacks.
I wish for a stack of flapjacks.
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((I was going to give you a stack of angry pegasus Blackjacks, but that'd be rediculous.))
Granted, but you have nothing to put on them.
I wish for a Grue.
Granted, but you have nothing to put on them.
I wish for a Grue.
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Granted, it eats you.
I wish for Sweetarts.
I wish for Sweetarts.
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Granted. But they've all been ground up into a fine powdery dust.
I wish traveling to class wasn't a bitch.
I wish traveling to class wasn't a bitch.
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Granted, now it's only a 'pain in the ass'.
I wish for more purple flowers on the main page.
I wish for more purple flowers on the main page.
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Granted, but Corona doesn't approve.
I wish for a stack of Flapjacks.
I wish for a stack of Flapjacks.
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Granted. But some wisenheimer decided to shape them into waffles first.
I wish for flaming golf balls.
I wish for flaming golf balls.
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Granted. They are all aimed at your crotch.
I wish for flying boats.
I wish for flying boats.
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