Re: Corrupt a Wish

by Admiral Stoic Rum Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:09 am

Granted but you forgot your syrup and consequentially suffered starvation.

I wish for admin powers on cloudsville

by **RoboRed** Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:10 am

Granted. But you blew up the forum.

I wish for a giant beanstalk.

by jacky2734 Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:12 am

Granted, some jerk named Jack chops it down.

I wish that the Admiral NEVER gets Admin powers.

by Admiral Stoic Rum Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:14 am

I would totally instate the mythbuckers

by **RoboRed** Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:18 am

...no...

Granted, but inexplicable pizza death for all.

I wish for flying trapeze termites.

by Admiral Stoic Rum Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:26 am

Is it so hard to say yes to mythbuckers? A refrigerator cannon is freaking awesome!

by Aonee Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:00 am

Granted, but they use your body to practice on.

I wish for my Tekkit base in real life.

by **CamoBadger** Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:05 am

Granted. OH GOD YOU BROUGHT CREEPERS TOO!!!

I wish for safety torch.

by Aonee Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:08 am

((Hah, Mah base is built out of creeper-proof basalt.))
Granted. But now it's an interdiction torch.

I wish for Gem Armor.

by **RoboRed** Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:28 am

Granted. But you had to pay for every cent of it.

I wish for cotton swabs of justice.

by IncoherentOrange Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:32 am

Granted, but they're corrupt.

I wish for an Explorer-class deep space mining vessel.

by Admiral Stoic Rum Wed Sep 05, 2012 5:31 pm

Granted, it ran out of tillium/antimatter/tritium/naquadah/gas mid trip.

I wish for the bass to go to 11

by OneMoreDaySK Wed Sep 05, 2012 11:33 pm

(New at this)
Granted, the bass goes up to 11[binary].

Hmm, I wish that the next poster doesn't grant my wish.

by jacky2734 Wed Sep 05, 2012 11:41 pm

Granted, it done by a sadistic Wish Corrupter who also decides to slap you with a bass for trying to be clever.

I wish Tekkit was never made.((Yes, I'm doing this out of spite since I can't add it to my Xbox version of Minecraft.))

by OneMoreDaySK Wed Sep 05, 2012 11:59 pm

(Ow, my face)
Granted, Minecraft was never made, so Tekkit was never conceived as an idea.

Round 2: I wish my wish doesn't get granted.

by Admiral Stoic Rum Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:11 am

Granted, the universe just imploded and rebooted from the paradox, hope you're happy

I wish for a drinking buddy

by **RoboRed** Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:02 pm

Granted. He/she outlasts you, causing mass jealousy.

I wish for sock puppet minions.

by OneMoreDaySK Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:24 pm

Granted. They form a union though, and demand better pay, health care benefits and a generous retirement plan.

I wish to unhide all ████████.

by IncoherentOrange Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:57 pm

Granted, but they've been revealed to all say this: [REDACTED].

I wish for acronyms.

by Ketchup Thu Sep 06, 2012 3:17 pm

Granted, but someone shoots you with a MATADOR.
I wish for grape juice.

by **CamoBadger** Thu Sep 06, 2012 6:24 pm

Granted, start planting your grapes or you'll never get any.

I wish for an apple orchard.

by Guest Thu Sep 06, 2012 6:47 pm

Granted, but it's no competition for the apple family.

I wish for a good glare.

by OneMoreDaySK Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:44 pm

Granted. Arbok used glare. Last was paralyzed! Last may be unable to move!

I wish that this wish was never wished.

by **CamoBadger** Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:50 pm

Granted, every manufacturing robot on earth just exploded from reading that.

I wish for a new car!

by **RoboRed** Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:53 pm

Granted. The transmission gives out on it within a week.

I wish for all the bottlecaps.

by **CamoBadger** Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:54 pm

Granted, I even took the liberty of alerting Charity to your whereabouts.

I wish for big red button

by **RoboRed** Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:02 pm

No. No you don't...You know what'll happen if you do...

I wish for happy thoughts.

by Admiral Stoic Rum Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:52 pm

Granted, they are the only thing you can think now, and you are incapable of feeling any other emotion or sustaining any memories other than the happy ones. Making you more artificial than my coffee maker.

I wish for a roll in the hay with tracy

by Aonee Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:29 pm

Granted. However, the haystack was made of needles.

I wish for an N64 controller.

by OneMoreDaySK Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:03 am

Granted, but now you have to play the shy-guy control stick mini game from Mario Party, for ETERNITY!

I wish wishes can't really grant wishes.

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