Corrupt a Wish

Granted the genie grants wishes instead.

Oh genie I wish for the worlds most comfortable pair of underwear

Sorry, I'm not the genie. But I'll ask 'im.
"Granted, but you're Oolong as well, without the shapeshifting."

Genie, I wish that for the next 10 wishes everyone must ask you for wishes, lest they be struck by your wrath.

Admiral Stoic Rum wrote:I wish for a roll in the hay with tracy

Who the heck is "Tracy"?

Granted. Umm....wait..brain...hurt...*splode*

I wish I could wake up.

Granted, but you're so comfortable that you fall asleep again.

I wish for writing skill/the ability to appreciate my own work.

@RoboRed
Hay! That's already been answered. *grumbles*

@Incoherent Orange
Granted, but you and only you will be able to read/see those works. Have fun.

Repeat my wish from previous post please Genie. -_-

Granted he pulls your innards out and licks them

Genie I wish for and afrit in a bottle.

Also tracy is my girlfriend

Hey Genie, are y'gonna do it?
"Wish granted. Except the bottle is sealed, so it's dead."

Hay Genie, I wish I could call you by a different name. Could you give me another name to call you by?

(you know, an afrit is of a higher order than a genie)

(Sorry, not that well versed in djinn? lore.)

OneMoreDaySK wrote:@RoboRed
Hay! That's already been answered. *grumbles*

Wasn't answering his wish. I was just asking a question.

Granted. Phillip Johnnythan Bobbles the Third.

I wish that the human stomach could more thoroughly break down plant matter.

Hey Phillip Johnnythan Bobbles the Third, mind granting that wish?
"Granted. Just be careful not to throw up. Those acids will probably eat through the rest of you. Only your stomach is safe."

Phillip Johnnythan Bobbles the Third, could you make the next post backwards? Thanks.

ןɐnƃɥ¿ dosʇǝɹ uǝxʇ ʇɥǝ ɯɐʞǝ dןǝɐsǝ ʎon ɔonןp ʇɥɐuʞs˙

"ʍǝןן˙ ɐs ndsıpǝ-poʍu ɐןso uoʍ qnʇ ƃɹɐuʇǝp˙"
¿ʍısɥ ʇɥǝ ƃɹɐuʇ dןǝɐsǝ ,ʇɥıɹp ʇɥǝ qoqqןǝs ɾoɥuuʎʇɥɐu dɥıןןıd ɥǝʎ

Genie I wish for a mirror

Granted, but you broke it now you get seven years bad luck.


.eruc eht rof hsiw I

Granted. You get the cure for an unknown illness. Good luck finding out which one.
I wish people would begin wish without upside down or backwards words again.

Granted. (pulls out 9mm) I swear to god, I'll pistol-whip the next one who posts of some crazy, upside-down, backwards, or otherwise scrambled text.

I wish for excitement.

Granted, you become very fidgety as your body's tissues enter various states of excitement. It is uncomfortable.

I wish for aircraft.

((Robo: Were you referencing what I think you were referencing? Sweetie Belle ))

Granted, here's your class schedule for 'Airborne Basket Weaving'.

I wish for a taco, inside a taco.

Granted. The extra calories give you cancer.

I wish for tohoerotinapogjnpjnaspvnasrgaengrp. The third.

Granted, but you pronounced his name wrong and he doesn't like you.

I wish for jam.

Here's your jar of toe jam.

I wish for emotional contentment

Granted, I'll be taking your physical, sexual, and psychological contentment now *yoink*


I wish I had more of the above 4 things.

Granted here take my libido too... you must ejaculate 4 time a day minimum to keep from jizzing yourself incessantly

I wish for my libido back

GRANTED, TAKE IT BACK, TAKE IT BACK!!!!! Also, here, take my memory (hint: you get about 20 minutes to remember stuff and then it's gone until someone reminds you)


I wish for brain bleach.

Granted, but you got my bottle--it's empty.

I wish for stupendousness.

Granted. Kip's is down the hall, take a right, then 3 doors on your left. Kim's you'll have to take the elevator, floor 13. What you pick is none of my concern.
(I guess the genie thing was going on too long. Sorry 'bout that)

I
wish for ... (Wait @RoboRed do you mean - .... .. ... ..--..?) Ok then.
to avoid being pistol-whipped. I wish that RoboRed's 9mm gun be now a
2mm squirt gun that shoots only normal safe drinkable water.

granted he ties you to a board and starts squirting it up your nose while your mouth is duct taped shut.

I wish for a case of duct tape

Granted, but it's sealed... with duct tape. Lots of duct tape.

I wish for a calendar.

Granted. It's one of those 'men holding kittens' calendars Griffen always has up in her office.

I wish for more RvB.