Re: Corrupt a Wish

by IncoherentOrange Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:16 pm

Granted, but it's too heavy and doesn't fit their form.

I wish for a fortress.

by OneMoreDaySK Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:40 pm

A fortress here for you to play, this shall make you rue the day.

To me connection perfect grant, for my phone now worth a rubber plant.

by Admiral Stoic Rum Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:24 pm

Granted here is the verb "is" it will connect the words phone and now.

I wish for those who have so little to gain so much.

by OneMoreDaySK Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:28 pm

To gain so much, to have it all, carelessness will be their fall.

My phone is still just like a brick, perfect free network grant it quick.

by Admiral Stoic Rum Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:50 pm

Congratulations you have this network, it is crushed by the big three companies in mobile services.

I wish for operation anarchy

by IncoherentOrange Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:02 pm

Granted, but it falls apart for some reason. I wonder why.

I wish for more time.

by Admiral Stoic Rum Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:05 pm

Granted places you in synchronous orbit of a black hole. Right now time is practically standing still for you.

I wish there to be a sign in the sky not forged of this planet's inhabitants.

by OneMoreDaySK Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:22 pm

Our very own system's sun, is now Celestia's. Run!

A steady hand, to snipe the head, I wish before I go to bed.

by Admiral Stoic Rum Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:27 pm

Granted however the gardener is very flatulent.

I wish there to be three chosen leaders with great and fair moral standing to lead or people

by OneMoreDaySK Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:34 pm

How fleeting are such men who lead, assassination is thine creed.

A shaky hand I do not need, to be a TF2 sniper that I plead.

by Admiral Stoic Rum Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:37 pm

Problem is he pees in a jar and I just figured out what the jirati is...

by Aonee Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:23 am

Granted. But, that heavy is a spy.

I wish for a bottle of wasabi.

by OneMoreDaySK Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:00 am

The bottle which makes people scream, is actually filled with pistachio ice cream.

I wish upon the starry night, to gaze upon the moon so bright.

by Aonee Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:24 am

Granted, but instead the topic gets a revive.

I wish forgo shaking.

by Admiral Stoic Rum Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:20 am

Granted commence the stirring

I wish for craptastic microphones.

by **RoboRed** Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:10 pm

Granted. They're given to the VA's of Studio B, thus delaying Season 3 of MLP.

I wish for Mexican Pirates.

by **CamoBadger** Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:16 pm

Granted, they steal all of your corn, beans, tortillas, and taco seasoning.

I wish for my tortillas back.

by **RoboRed** Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:22 pm

Granted, but they are now soggy and useless.

I wish for cosmic yo-yo's of death.

by Guest Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:52 pm

Granted, they're aimed at your crotch.

I wish for buttered toast.

by IncoherentOrange Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:03 pm

Granted, but you drop it on carpet full of dander.

I wish for a little.

by OneMoreDaySK Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:36 pm

A Little you shall have in your house,
just be content that he's just a mouse.

I wish upon a sky so blue, to get over my sickening flu.

by Guest Fri Sep 28, 2012 11:09 pm

Granted, but you catch pneumonia.

Why are you rhyming OMDSK? Are you cursed? I wish your curse was lifted.

by **CamoBadger** Fri Sep 28, 2012 11:32 pm

Granted is so foolish a wish, for now we all must speak like this.

I wish for a cure to this strange ailment, preferably before I must pay my rent.

by Aonee Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:37 am

Okay, but the rent doubles.

I wish for a way to solve troubles.

by **CamoBadger** Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:56 am

Granted, but now all of your troubles are presented as riddles.

I wish for the devil to bring me a golden fiddle.

by OneMoreDaySK Sat Sep 29, 2012 2:16 am

(@rhyming Just doing here for fun)
The man himself will grant your boon, just beat him with your very best tune.

My sleepless eyes, and endless night, I wish for just a moment's respite.

by Aonee Sat Sep 29, 2012 9:20 am

Granted, but woe be you, for now you once again have the flu.

I wish to shove a hellfire nuke up Kasai's ass.

by Guest Sat Sep 29, 2012 9:41 am

Granted, but you and all your friends are caught in the blast.

I wish for some coke.

(@ rhyming I know I just wanted to see if I could get a couple more people to do it, and that was the best I could think of.)

by OneMoreDaySK Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:20 pm

Why would you wish for that? Can't you see it's already flat?

I wish for some tissues, just new from the box. It feels like my nose has been stuffed up with rocks.

by **CamoBadger** Sat Sep 29, 2012 9:54 pm

Granted, but they're infused with morphine. Good luck stopping your new nosebleed.

I wish for a pair of slippers.

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