Re: Corrupt a Wish

by Aonee Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:19 am

Granted, but the soil alread turned it all into nitrates.

I wish for a TI-84.

by Admiral Stoic Rum Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:21 am

Granted, but you learn that you aren't allowed to use calculators in your school curriculum

I wish for a red ted in my bed while i sleep dead with ned.

by Aonee Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:28 am

Granted, but you're still dead.

I wish for the ability to carry an infinite amount of gold.

by **RoboRed** Thu Sep 13, 2012 4:49 pm

Granted. You break the economy so hard that it opens a singularity within space/time and sucks everyone in.

I wish Red Bull didn't taste like battery acid.

by **CamoBadger** Thu Sep 13, 2012 4:59 pm

Granted, it tastes like Hydrochloric Acid.

I wish The Old Republic would download faster...

by OneMoreDaySK Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:03 pm

Now your wish be granted true, but you have a screen of blue.

Stop this curse of endless rhyme, save it for another time.

by Aonee Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:12 pm

Okay, that other time is when you next post.

I wish for a post-it note.

by OneMoreDaySK Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:19 pm

The note is black and missing glue, it will not me much use for you.

I wish this curse of rhyme to end, lest be it my hair shall rend.

by Aonee Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:20 pm

Granted, but now for some reason you have a large rear end.

I wish I could write better.

by Meleagridis Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:23 pm

Consider it done! But I scribbled a flip book frame on every page.
EDIT: New wish, then! Okay! Have your excellent writing, but only in Esperonto!

I wish I had some Pepto-Bismol.

by OneMoreDaySK Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:23 am

The drink of pink I give to you, but look at the label: overdue.

I do not have to rhyme anymore, and hours in a day I want more than twenty-four.

by Aonee Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:42 pm

Okay, fine! You don't have to rhyme anymore. But you still only get 25 working hours a day.

I wish for jets.

by OneMoreDaySK Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:13 pm

@Aonee (I'm not cursed anymore, just practicing rhyming. Hey, Swicked could do it for a week. I can't complain.)
It's been fulfilled your choice demand, the jets of yours fit in your hand.

Instead of having such a fright, I wish to see the starry night.

by Aonee Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:42 pm

((I kinda figured as much. :p))
Granted, but the stars are all aimed straight at you.

I wish for a forcefully.

by OneMoreDaySK Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:03 pm

Forcefully now I enter your room, to tell the tale of impending doom.
(Your fault by the way)

The stars I wish astray from their path, of burning us with furious wrath.

by Admiral Stoic Rum Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:55 pm

granted, the tenth doctor, infected with the convictions of a star, burns down your door and insists that you "Burn with Him" as his eyes burn with wrath and convictions only a star could wield.

so yay you meet the doctor, boo he is going to burn you

I wish for an adventure in the tardis

by OneMoreDaySK Sat Sep 15, 2012 12:06 am

Through time and space the things you find, will make you cry and flay your mind.

Food to the star I wish to give, that another day I might live.

by Admiral Stoic Rum Sat Sep 15, 2012 12:55 am

I must spoil your corruption to point out, a grand adventure has left my life full despite the mind rending habits of that blue box drops it occupants in. I must absolutely adore and cherish where I have been.

Life unfulfilled you will have, what better way to spend a day away for that madman with the box.

I wish for an adventure

by IncoherentOrange Sat Sep 15, 2012 1:12 am

Granted. This adventure tasks you with going to the star Betelgeuse. Unable to do that, you fail it, and you're back where you started.

I wish for willpower.

by Admiral Stoic Rum Sat Sep 15, 2012 1:24 am

that was a quest, not an adventure you dolt

-_-

try again

by OneMoreDaySK Sat Sep 15, 2012 2:21 am

@Admiral
And adventure there is, can't go to bed, but instead your shirt is the color red.

@IncoherentOrange
A ring of green be granted true, but no lantern shall belong to you.

A moment's respite I shall request, I really need to get some rest.

by Admiral Stoic Rum Sat Sep 15, 2012 3:10 am

its a good thing I'm an Admiral then

by **RoboRed** Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:09 am

I WISH FOR TOPIC REVIVAL.

by Aonee Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:16 am

Granted, but you have to resuscitate it yourself.

I wish for a nuclear reactor.

by OneMoreDaySK Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:06 am

The plant you "own", which causes dread, a crosshair right upon your head.

A wish of thanks I hope to give, for Robo let this topic live.

by OneMoreDaySK Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:54 am

(This might take a while. How many do ya want and of what type? I might just go through and screen cap them all, will that be fine?)

The faces of the LSP, of memes composed it all will be.
I wish to have a lot more fun, with having all my homework done.

by Nightfire Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:05 am

Granted, Since having all homework done ya get one wish from it and get a trip to anywhere in world however leaving will give ya more homework to do so use ya wish wisely.

I wish cats eat bats while rats eat the cat and the bat eats the rat.

by **RoboRed** Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:20 pm

Granted. This logic bomb causes a rip in space-time, which causes your house to implode.

I wish to escape the gravity well that is TVtropes.

by OneMoreDaySK Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:27 pm

That is easy to do, by fast robotic friend; that modem connected, just pull on the end.

A smartphone free of charge, I wish in my place, to call others up within all time and space.

by **RoboRed** Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:29 pm

Granted. But the network randomly drops your connection constantly.

I wish for this armor for my character.

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