[GRIMDARK] Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons Discussion

@Random: I don't even know what Mr hand is so xP (or is that a masturbation joke?)
And I only recall the vulva topic coming up due to the Chrysalis picture anyhow.

@Guard: It still wobbles on the whole "possible" thing. I have no idea
whom Celestia might fancy, but could be some random "within Canterlot
pony". My dibs would for the sake of being a bit cheesy lie to one of
the scholars/historians or such in that case. They'd have more insight
and topics to talk about "the good old days", and strategy nor warfare
would never really risk being brought up. And as for Flutters, as said, I
see it more likely with some nopony vet or something out in nowhere
(but still close enough to visit), or another doctor or whatnot. She's quite hard to pin-point, but so is most of them tbh.

@"Celestia servant scandal": ... I could so see some sort "Maid found
"tending to" Celstias "living quarters". Shocked onlooker says they
didn't expected to catch their beloved princess in the act of "raising
the moon"." Or I dunno, I'm to drowsy to make properly funny headlines.

Kattlarv wrote:
@"Celestia servant scandal": ... I could so see some sort "Maid found
"tending to" Celstias "living quarters". Shocked onlooker says they
didn't expected to catch their beloved princess in the act of "raising
the moon"." Or I dunno, I'm to drowsy to make properly funny headlines.

I gotta admit, the "raising the moon" one made me laugh out loud.

Kattlarv wrote:
@"Celestia servant scandal": ... I could so see some sort "Maid found
"tending to" Celstias "living quarters". Shocked onlooker says they
didn't expected to catch their beloved princess in the act of "raising
the moon"." Or I dunno, I'm to drowsy to make properly funny headlines.

The "rising the moon" bit caused me to laugh loud enough to wake up my dog.

RoboRed wrote:I'm going to fight back my unhealthy curiosity and not ask what or who "Mr. Hands" is.

Kattlarv wrote:I don't even know what Mr hand is so xP (or is that a masturbation joke?)

OK, look... if you really must know, Wikipedia knows who Mr. Hands was. Hint: not talking about the character from Mr. Bill.

SilentCarto wrote:

Kattlarv wrote:I don't even know what Mr hand is so xP (or is that a masturbation joke?)

OK, look... if you really must know, Wikipedia knows who Mr. Hands was. Hint: not talking about the character from Mr. Bill.

There.

I'm surprised none of the new guys asked about the banana. That was the first thing that was asked about after I mentioned our orientation process in the old comment thread.

jacky2734 wrote:I'm surprised none of the new guys asked about the banana. That was the first thing that was asked about after I mentioned our orientation process in the old comment thread.

Unlike ours their curiosity probably isn't a a vice.

TheLastDefender wrote:

jacky2734 wrote:I'm surprised none of the new guys asked about the banana. That was the first thing that was asked about after I mentioned our orientation process in the old comment thread.

Unlike ours their curiosity probably isn't a a vice.

Give it time.

jacky2734 wrote:

TheLastDefender wrote:

jacky2734 wrote:I'm surprised none of the new guys asked about the banana. That was the first thing that was asked about after I mentioned our orientation process in the old comment thread.

Unlike ours their curiosity probably isn't a a vice.

Give it time.

For some reason, I don't think anyone will ask. I certainly will not.

jacky2734 wrote:I'm surprised none of the new guys asked about the banana. That was the first thing that was asked about after I mentioned our orientation process in the old comment thread.

I was surprised that none of the new guys ask about our homes layout in general.

What's this about a banana?
Sorry, but you kinda forced me to ask.

Or were you talking about different people? Because, really, from us cloudsvillian's perspective, you all are the new people.

Has anyone heard from Bronode, by the way? He's not been in contact with us for days, and we're getting a bit worried.

XT Vengeance wrote:What's this about a banana?
Sorry, but you kinda forced me to ask.

Or were you talking about different people? Because, really, from us cloudsvillian's perspective, you all are the new people.

Jacky is in charge of orientation so he's the one to ask about the banana.

As for the new people we're talking about people that are new to our mildly insane group. So any lurkers that decided to join in on the fun from EqD or any of y'all that would like to join the merriment. At least I think that's what Jacky meant.

jacky2734 wrote:
Give it time.

XT Vengeance wrote:What's this about a banana?

PHCC corrupting one thread at a time.

XT Vengeance wrote:What's this about a banana?
Sorry, but you kinda forced me to ask.

Or were you talking about different people? Because, really, from us cloudsvillian's perspective, you all are the new people.

I believe he was referring to a PH board, in our previous ones, we rarely got new people that became regulars. Actually, I am one of the newest, and I joined up after Christmas. But, this is your domain, and we are the newbs 'round here.

ketchup504 wrote:

XT Vengeance wrote:What's this about a banana?
Sorry, but you kinda forced me to ask.

Or were you talking about different people? Because, really, from us cloudsvillian's perspective, you all are the new people.

I believe he was referring to a PH board, in our previous ones, we rarely got new people that became regulars. Actually, I am one of the newest, and I joined up after Christmas. But, this is your domain, and we are the newbs 'round here.

Damn right you are. :P
Naw, you guys are welcome to take shelter here as long as you like.

Jacky may be in charge of orientation, but that's only because I'm head psychiatrist here.

Kippershy wrote:Jacky may be in charge of orientation, but that's only because I'm head psychiatrist here.

If you're head psychiatrist, I call most lovable psychopathic patient!


... or villainous mastermind. Lovable villainous mastermind.

ScytoHarmony wrote:

Kippershy wrote:Jacky may be in charge of orientation, but that's only because I'm head psychiatrist here.

If you're head psychiatrist, I call most lovable psychopathic patient!


... or villainous mastermind. Lovable villainous mastermind.

Does this mean I have to hug and love you too?

Kippershy wrote: Does this mean I have to hug and love you too?

Yes. Yes it does.

With only a small chance of backstabbing.

Oh, and I almost forgot to initiate you all to cloudsville.
Here you go: https://cloudsville.rpg-board.net/t377-initiation-for-new-members-as-said-by-rose-site-founder

Kippershy wrote:Jacky may be in charge of orientation, but that's only because I'm head psychiatrist here.

Not until you fix that simulation glitch, This "Betty" node you installed is creeping everyone out.

XT Vengeance wrote:Oh, and I almost forgot to initiate you all to cloudsville.
Here you go: https://cloudsville.rpg-board.net/t377-initiation-for-new-members-as-said-by-rose-site-founder

We were initiated yesterday, I think (somewhere on page 4-5)

guarddogjr wrote:

XT Vengeance wrote:What's this about a banana?
Sorry, but you kinda forced me to ask.

Or were you talking about different people? Because, really, from us cloudsvillian's perspective, you all are the new people.

Jacky is in charge of orientation so he's the one to ask about the banana.

As for the new people we're talking about people that are new to our mildly insane group. So any lurkers that decided to join in on the fun from EqD or any of y'all that would like to join the merriment. At least I think that's what Jacky meant.

I'm one of those people.

Katarn wrote:

XT Vengeance wrote:Oh, and I almost forgot to initiate you all to cloudsville.
Here you go: https://cloudsville.rpg-board.net/t377-initiation-for-new-members-as-said-by-rose-site-founder

We were initiated yesterday, I think (somewhere on page 4-5)

Awww...Damn.

XT Vengeance wrote:What's this about a banana?
Sorry, but you kinda forced me to ask.

Or were you talking about different people? Because, really, from us cloudsvillian's perspective, you all are the new people.

As stated before, Orientation involves getting strapped to an uncomfortable chair, the complete "Barney and Friends" series set on a loop, and a banana. What's the banana for, you ask. In the hands of an expert, a banana has 1001 uses and you'd have to discover at least five of them in order to survive and pass orientation.
...
This could be why we haven't had many new regulars in the PHCC lately.

...so I just finished Deus Ex: Human Revolution.

Statement: The Hyron Project would fit right in with PH. To be more precise, it would fit right into the Core.

jacky2734 wrote:

XT Vengeance wrote:What's this about a banana?
Sorry, but you kinda forced me to ask.

Or were you talking about different people? Because, really, from us cloudsvillian's perspective, you all are the new people.

As stated before, Orientation involves getting strapped to an uncomfortable chair, the complete "Barney and Friends" series set on a loop, and a banana. What's the banana for, you ask. In the hands of an expert, a banana has 1001 uses and you'd have to discover at least five of them in order to survive and pass orientation.
...
This could be why we haven't had many new regulars in the PHCC lately.

Perhaps I should return to the shadows...

Nah I won't be driven away that easily!

jacky2734 wrote:
As stated before, Orientation involves getting strapped to an uncomfortable chair, the complete "Barney and Friends" series set on a loop, and a banana. What's the banana for, you ask. In the hands of an expert, a banana has 1001 uses and you'd have to discover at least five of them in order to survive and pass orientation.
...
This could be why we haven't had many new regulars in the PHCC lately.

This, ladies and gents, is why you don't ask too many questions.

ketchup504 wrote:
I believe he was referring to a PH board, in our previous ones, we rarely got new people that became regulars.

Yeah, I'm a long-time lurker, infrequent poster. I tend to miss most of the active conversation, being asleep in the southern hemisphere and all... There's often a staggeringly-large amount of comments to read through...

Just a note, but I'm in favour of the creation of a separate thread for chapter views (or at least an extra one where the reviews are copied to) so that they're easier to locate for those wanting to read them. Otherwise they'll just get buried and mixed up within the mass of... EVERYTHING.