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Post by RoboRed on Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:17 pm

Well, we say a lot of crazy stuff on this forum, and some of it just needs to be remembered. That, and not all of us have the signature space to hold all of it.

This topic is for that purpose.

Aonee wrote:
jacky2734 wrote:((Aonee, don't make me invent a way to punch you over the internet.))
((If you do, I will invent a Korean technique to block it with someone else's face. And, construct more pylons.))
CamoBadger wrote:((Wow, zebra incest is powerful shit))
Mister Frost's friend, "Darren" wrote:"I'm scared to break up with her, though. Her dad's an ex-marine; if I make her cry he'll club me over the head with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and Tom Clancy novels."
Sindri wrote:This is a thread for fans of a fanfiction of a fanfiction about murderous miniature pastel equines in a grimdark post-apocalyptic future.
If you wanted to stay anywhere near socially acceptable, you should have taken a left turn about three layers of WTF back.
Ironmonger wrote:
Every coin has two sides. This coin just likes to scream at lamps. Crazy

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Aonee wrote:
jacky2734 wrote:((Aonee, don't make me invent a way to punch you over the internet.))
((If you do, I will invent a Korean technique to block it with someone else's face. And, construct more pylons.))

CamoBadger wrote:((Wow, zebra incest is powerful shit))

Mister Frost's friend, "Darren" wrote:"I'm scared to break up with her, though. Her dad's an ex-marine; if I make her cry he'll club me over the head with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and Tom Clancy novels."

Sindri wrote:This is a thread for fans of a fanfiction of a fanfiction about murderous miniature pastel equines in a grimdark post-apocalyptic future.
If you wanted to stay anywhere near socially acceptable, you should have taken a left turn about three layers of WTF back.

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Post by RoboRed on Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:26 pm

Quotidian wrote:Doodles? Those are really good! Nice... lines? I guess? I'm not an art savvy person. I just think they're cool.

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Aonee wrote:
jacky2734 wrote:((Aonee, don't make me invent a way to punch you over the internet.))
((If you do, I will invent a Korean technique to block it with someone else's face. And, construct more pylons.))

CamoBadger wrote:((Wow, zebra incest is powerful shit))

Mister Frost's friend, "Darren" wrote:"I'm scared to break up with her, though. Her dad's an ex-marine; if I make her cry he'll club me over the head with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and Tom Clancy novels."

Sindri wrote:This is a thread for fans of a fanfiction of a fanfiction about murderous miniature pastel equines in a grimdark post-apocalyptic future.
If you wanted to stay anywhere near socially acceptable, you should have taken a left turn about three layers of WTF back.

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Post by tylertoon2 on Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:39 pm

tylertoon2 wrote:
stringtheory wrote:
Mister Frost wrote:Of course, if you want to look deeper than that, you see a bunch of people putting serious thought into the rise of fictional monsters.
you're saying this to the group of people who had a serious (and IIRC, pretty lengthy) discussion on the train gauge of a fictional civilization of mutated magical equines...
god I love the internet
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Post by RoboRed on Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:43 pm

Last wrote:
((Yeah pepper spraying your new friends is kinda a dick move.))
Last wrote:
This is just a random question. How do intense
train luck? Do you just rub rabbit's feet all over yourself for hours on
end?

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Aonee wrote:
jacky2734 wrote:((Aonee, don't make me invent a way to punch you over the internet.))
((If you do, I will invent a Korean technique to block it with someone else's face. And, construct more pylons.))

CamoBadger wrote:((Wow, zebra incest is powerful shit))

Mister Frost's friend, "Darren" wrote:"I'm scared to break up with her, though. Her dad's an ex-marine; if I make her cry he'll club me over the head with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and Tom Clancy novels."

Sindri wrote:This is a thread for fans of a fanfiction of a fanfiction about murderous miniature pastel equines in a grimdark post-apocalyptic future.
If you wanted to stay anywhere near socially acceptable, you should have taken a left turn about three layers of WTF back.

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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by Kippershy on Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:48 pm

CamoBadger wrote:
Kippershy wrote:


Do you want to challenge me?
NOPE NOPE NOPE

No challenges are to be made against Kipper in regards to spam.

...not after last time...
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Post by Aonee on Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:04 pm

ScytoHarmony wrote:(( ... God... FUCKING... Dammit you guys!
SPAGHETTI! OUT OF MY EVERY FUCKING ORIFICE!
AUNFOUNEWAOUINGFOUIWEA)FANWEOFVANOF
I"M OUT! I GIVE UP! YOU ARE ALL SEX FIENDS! ))
(NSFW Language):

A shadow fall over all of Trotyo.

"Oh god, It's a bird!"

"It's an airship!"

"No, it's a mile wide asteroid... made of hookers!"

Fearing for their lives, and the lives of the innocents, our sex fiend heroes jump into action!
They begin rubbing their bodies erotically against eachother, letting out moans of pleasure! The stallions position their "weapons" and aim for the giant mass of hookers.
In one, illustrious orgy, our heroes fire the Magical Mayonnaise Friendship Cannon into the ball of hookers, both knocking it off course, and satisfying the hungry whores.

"Hooray, you've saved us!"

Everyone cries in joy, and then they all got together and

FUCKED.
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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by swicked on Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:01 pm

Kattlarv wrote:Then aw... then it can't be used as a impromptu napkin xP
Anyone who remembers this will probably wish they hadn't, but it's my favorite.
And no, I'm not going to explain it Rarity

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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by RoboRed on Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:07 pm

Whatever it is, it probably had something to do with Kim being Kim.

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jacky2734 wrote:((Aonee, don't make me invent a way to punch you over the internet.))
((If you do, I will invent a Korean technique to block it with someone else's face. And, construct more pylons.))

CamoBadger wrote:((Wow, zebra incest is powerful shit))

Mister Frost's friend, "Darren" wrote:"I'm scared to break up with her, though. Her dad's an ex-marine; if I make her cry he'll club me over the head with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and Tom Clancy novels."

Sindri wrote:This is a thread for fans of a fanfiction of a fanfiction about murderous miniature pastel equines in a grimdark post-apocalyptic future.
If you wanted to stay anywhere near socially acceptable, you should have taken a left turn about three layers of WTF back.

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Post by Overthepacific on Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:54 pm

RoboRed wrote:
Quotidian wrote:Doodles? Those are really good! Nice... lines? I guess? I'm not an art savvy person. I just think they're cool.

That entire thing was hilarious.

The Holy Tuna wrote:
Quotidian wrote:
The Holy Tuna wrote:
Quotidian wrote:Nice... lines? I guess?
And the award for most constructive critique goes to Quotidian!
I am SO constructive, you don't even KNOW!
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Post by WovenTales on Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:05 pm

I've been collecting these for a while, now. Fun memories.

Icy Shake wrote:I think of it this way: in writing, sometimes you can get away with murder, but if you're caught jaywalking one time too many everything can come crashing down.
Rboy474 wrote:I may just have to go back to just creeping in this thread. You people make The Flash look like a turtle wearing cement shoes!
Cptadder wrote:OAN can we imagine how crowded Blackjack's head is these day?
Picture it now (I should get this commised)
You have Glory on her pipbucks broadcaster nagging her about something
You have Dealer sitting there being mysterious
You have Deus her left Kidney calling her CUUUUNNNNNNNNNT
You have Felt Head Pinkie Pie (In the grand tradition of Head Six) sitting there holding up a sign like Willie E Coyote
You have Lacune telecommunication something to her
Now we add in Pslam muttering things in her ear and best of all
The Great and Powerful Goddess railing at her
And I picture Blackjack in the middle of the massive crowd talking to (Who else) Littlepip at the bar and demanding that she have a free drink for each one of her mental tormenters.
O. Hinds wrote:Only Project Horizons could produce (in fan work, admittedly...so far) a love triangle involving a battered combat robot, a zebra, and a suit of possessed armor with a cloaking device.
O. Hinds wrote:(( On the topic of nontraditional (and incorrect) passwords ))
Right. Now if it was P-21 wanting entry...
{flap sliding noise}
"Password."
"Cyclotrimethylene trinitramine."
"...The fuck? You on moon dust?"
"You're sure that that won't open this door?"
"Uh, yeah."
"Then I guess that you won't want to bother standing back."
{click}
swicked wrote:(( On the topic of Equestria being spherical or planar ))
Globes have been seen about the place, leading one to believe the world is round. I think it's a popular myth just waiting for a Christoper Coltumbus to try to prove and sail right off the edge for his trouble.
Derpmind wrote:See? You're standing on the shoulders of your gigantic failure corpses! Don't stop climbing yourself higher!
And more serious:
Sindri wrote:I suppose I subscribe to a variation or the traditional literary agent theory or whatever it's called; In my mind Pinke Eyes is a legend, a tall tale told to foals across the Wasteland. It isn't an authoritative source on the Nightmare or historical events, and the places and groups it mentions may or may not exist, but it's a good story as long as you don't think too hard. It was probably inspired by real things, and might have even been true at first, but the story's warped and grown over the years and whoever we hear it from is an unreliable narrator.
Meanwhile the original Fo:E is a precise, careful historical account of Littlepip's journeys and the events which changed the Wasteland. Everything inside is accurate, to the best knowledge of 'Pip as the narrator and whoever copied it down into the book.
Project Horizons is something that's actually happening to Blackjack as it's told. And that's terrible.
O. Hinds wrote:You know the Cold War fear of the five/thirty minute warning? The first sign of an Equestrian megaspell attack would be the megaspells arriving and activating. And the state in control of these weapons has propaganda that severely demonizes the Zebras and is run by a being who is considered by your culture to be an incarnation of malicious evil. Imagine living under that shadow.
RoboRed wrote:Goodness knows we all have shit days. I hit a really low point a couple weeks ago. Condensing it a bit, I took too much of a dose of reality and an uncertain future, sat around, tried not to think about it but did, cried a little, tried watching the Smile song, cried more afterwards...
...Then started thinking about all of us here and how we're all a group of the biggest bunch of misfits with a whole rainbow myriad of issues, emotional, mental, situational or otherwise, drawn together by a dark fanfic about ponies in an apocalyptic wasteland, written by someone who themselves has some emotional baggage (no offense).
I couldn't tell if it was because of the absurdity or the truth, because then I laughed. I laughed till I cried. I think it's the first time I've experienced doing both at the same time. Then I just simply couldn't tell whether I was really laughing or crying in the end. But in the end, I did feel better afterwards.
Because we're all here for each other. Let us not forget that.
Admittedly, that last one was from when the PH discussion was still on EqD, but it still counts, right?
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Post by Harmony Ltd. on Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:12 pm

WovenTales wrote:
RoboRed wrote:Goodness knows we all have shit days. I hit a really low point a couple weeks ago. Condensing it a bit, I took too much of a dose of reality and an uncertain future, sat around, tried not to think about it but did, cried a little, tried watching the Smile song, cried more afterwards...
...Then started thinking about all of us here and how we're all a group of the biggest bunch of misfits with a whole rainbow myriad of issues, emotional, mental, situational or otherwise, drawn together by a dark fanfic about ponies in an apocalyptic wasteland, written by someone who themselves has some emotional baggage (no offense).
I couldn't tell if it was because of the absurdity or the truth, because then I laughed. I laughed till I cried. I think it's the first time I've experienced doing both at the same time. Then I just simply couldn't tell whether I was really laughing or crying in the end. But in the end, I did feel better afterwards.
Because we're all here for each other. Let us not forget that.
Admittedly, that last one was from when the PH discussion was still on EqD, but it still counts, right?
That'll do pig... That'll do.
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Post by Derpmind on Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:33 pm

So this first quote's funny, but it's really context for the second quote, which is hilarious.

swicked wrote:\Heh, that Pinkie Pie robot... between this, that ticket bot and Mr. Peace, why isn't this a perk?
Artificial
Attraction: you are now more appealing to the robotic sex. You get a
+20 to persuade and barter and robots will initially be friendlier to
you, occasionally coming to your aid in battle. This will also unlock
special dialogue options when dealing with AIs. You robodog, you ;)

Glimmerlight: Okay, Murky, it's just a bit further and we'll be able to get out of here.
Murky: I don't know, I have this really bad feeling that-
Securitron: Intruder detected! Surrender and be dest-" *stops and just stares at them for a moment*
Glimmerlight: ...what is it doing?
Securitron: *moves forward and addresses Glimmerlight* "Um, uh..." *kicks the ground* "...who's your friend?"
Glimmerlight: Oh, you mean Murky?
Securitron:
*turns to Murky* "Murky, huh? That's nice... um, I was just wondering,
you know, if you're not too busy later, if we could-"
Murky: No! A thousand times no! Why do robots keep hitting on me?
Glimmerlight:
Oh come on, Murk, he looks just your type. Give him a try! And, hey, if
it doesn't work out I've got a nice vibrator I could introduce you to
later.
Murky: *blushes beet red*
Glimmerlight: His name's 'Mister
Moist-er'. He's a real swell guy once you get to know him. Very
receptive. Really makes the effort to get to know you inside and out...
Securitron: ...you know what? This was a bad idea. I'll just... I'll just be going now, okay? *flees*
Murky: T_T
Glimmerlight: Don't worry about it, honey. There are plenty more automatons in the post-apocalyptic wasteland..
swicked wrote:
OneMoreDaySK wrote:@swicked
Now I'm trying to imagine him meeting Cerberus or the Sneaking suit. The amusement to be had...
Brim: "Two gallons of whiskey."
Cerberus: "VERY WELL, YOU UGLY, STINKING ZEBRA-PAINTED TRAITOR!"
Glimmer: "A glass of scotch would be perfect, thank you."
Cerberus: "IF I MUST, YOU PUTRID PILE OF OUTCAST FILTH!"
Murky: "Um, uh... water?"
Cerberus: "WHATEVER YOU SAY, YOU LOVELY, BEAUTIFUL, SHINING EXAMPLE OF PONYKIND"
Murky... and everyone else in the bar: o_o
Cerberus:
"...WHAT DID I JUST SAY. YOU! YOU HAVE CONFOUNDED MY PROGRAMMING, OH
GRACEFUL, AMAZING ONE. MAKE THIS STOP THIS INSTANT BEFORE I HAVE TO HUG
YOU AND COVER YOU WITH KISSES!"
Murky and everyone again: O_O
Cerberus: "D... DAMN THIS COMBAT INHIBITOR!" *flees*
Also, Swicked said that this is his favorite thing I've said, and I can't disagree.
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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by jacky2734 on Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:05 pm

...dolphins...
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Post by jacky2734 on Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:13 pm

Also, this one, simply because it was the EXACT reaction I was hoping for.

jacky2734 wrote:Would you rather we bring up the Legate again?

Sindri wrote:No!
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Post by RoboRed on Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:17 pm

WovenTales wrote:
snip:
RoboRed wrote:Goodness knows we all have shit days. I hit a really low point a couple weeks ago. Condensing it a bit, I took too much of a dose of reality and an uncertain future, sat around, tried not to think about it but did, cried a little, tried watching the Smile song, cried more afterwards...
...Then started thinking about all of us here and how we're all a group of the biggest bunch of misfits with a whole rainbow myriad of issues, emotional, mental, situational or otherwise, drawn together by a dark fanfic about ponies in an apocalyptic wasteland, written by someone who themselves has some emotional baggage (no offense).
I couldn't tell if it was because of the absurdity or the truth, because then I laughed. I laughed till I cried. I think it's the first time I've experienced doing both at the same time. Then I just simply couldn't tell whether I was really laughing or crying in the end. But in the end, I did feel better afterwards.
Because we're all here for each other. Let us not forget that.
Admittedly, that last one was from when the PH discussion was still on EqD, but it still counts, right?
Damn...almost forgot I left that...I don't want to go though that again...

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jacky2734 wrote:((Aonee, don't make me invent a way to punch you over the internet.))
((If you do, I will invent a Korean technique to block it with someone else's face. And, construct more pylons.))

CamoBadger wrote:((Wow, zebra incest is powerful shit))

Mister Frost's friend, "Darren" wrote:"I'm scared to break up with her, though. Her dad's an ex-marine; if I make her cry he'll club me over the head with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and Tom Clancy novels."

Sindri wrote:This is a thread for fans of a fanfiction of a fanfiction about murderous miniature pastel equines in a grimdark post-apocalyptic future.
If you wanted to stay anywhere near socially acceptable, you should have taken a left turn about three layers of WTF back.

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Post by Valikdu on Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:13 am

Quotidian wrote:Hey, what do you call a super mutant from Paris?

French Dip.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH
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Post by Moodyman90 on Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:41 am

Aonee wrote: Perk Obtained: Gun Fetish.
You do... Freaky things with your guns. Nopony really wants to talk about it, but it let's you know your weapons better. +10 to Small Guns wit every rank of this skill

Little gem from the first season of the Fallout Equestria RP we started way back when.
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Post by WovenTales on Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:26 am

RoboRed wrote:
WovenTales wrote:
snip:
RoboRed wrote:Goodness knows we all have shit days. I hit a really low point a couple weeks ago. Condensing it a bit, I took too much of a dose of reality and an uncertain future, sat around, tried not to think about it but did, cried a little, tried watching the Smile song, cried more afterwards...
...Then started thinking about all of us here and how we're all a group of the biggest bunch of misfits with a whole rainbow myriad of issues, emotional, mental, situational or otherwise, drawn together by a dark fanfic about ponies in an apocalyptic wasteland, written by someone who themselves has some emotional baggage (no offense).
I couldn't tell if it was because of the absurdity or the truth, because then I laughed. I laughed till I cried. I think it's the first time I've experienced doing both at the same time. Then I just simply couldn't tell whether I was really laughing or crying in the end. But in the end, I did feel better afterwards.
Because we're all here for each other. Let us not forget that.
Admittedly, that last one was from when the PH discussion was still on EqD, but it still counts, right?
Damn...almost forgot I left that...I don't want to go though that again...
Sorry to bring it up again, then. I just find that quote to be the perfect summation of what this community is able to do for each other.
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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by RoboRed on Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:23 pm

Quotidian wrote:
Downloaded Skill wrote:
swicked wrote:...I remembered something about the fic that SilentCarto didn't?
What kind of bizzaro world have we stumbled into, here?

Thats it. Project Horizons as you know it is now over. There is now only Tcejorp Snoziroh. Everything is at peace, cats and dogs live together, BJ is now a sour prude, P-21 now really gets around, Boo is now dour and serious. Everything you knew was a lie.
Next time, on Snoziroh Ball Z! Blackjack starts the Wasteland Temperance Movement! P-21 wears a T-shirt that says "Free Hugs 4 Mares!" Boo teaches tax law, and Rampage says: "Don't do drugs, kids!"

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jacky2734 wrote:((Aonee, don't make me invent a way to punch you over the internet.))
((If you do, I will invent a Korean technique to block it with someone else's face. And, construct more pylons.))

CamoBadger wrote:((Wow, zebra incest is powerful shit))

Mister Frost's friend, "Darren" wrote:"I'm scared to break up with her, though. Her dad's an ex-marine; if I make her cry he'll club me over the head with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and Tom Clancy novels."

Sindri wrote:This is a thread for fans of a fanfiction of a fanfiction about murderous miniature pastel equines in a grimdark post-apocalyptic future.
If you wanted to stay anywhere near socially acceptable, you should have taken a left turn about three layers of WTF back.

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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by Valikdu on Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:55 pm

[quote="Valikdu"]
SilentCarto wrote:In the Fluttershy Medical Center, Blackjack killed forty foals.
She killed 40 foals.
That's as much as four tens.
And that's terrible.
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Post by Moodyman90 on Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:52 pm

jacky2734 wrote:A little off Topic, but I found Thor's response to you cursing him, Robo.


This is when you absolutely know that you're going to have a bad day.
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Post by Moodyman90 on Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:04 am

wrote: Geeze it's like watching somebody hitting a hornets nest with a
rattlesnake, you know they're going to get hurt but you can't look away.
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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by RoboRed on Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:13 pm

Tytan wrote:
Mister Frost wrote:
Tytan wrote:
Mister Frost wrote:
Tytan wrote:How much of that did you have to google?
What? I can know shit about maximizing a space's potential
Do you really want me to answer that?

Before you make any jokes about my masculinity, consider that we are posting this on a forum about a little girls' show
I thought we were posting on a forum for an ongoing story that's longer than War and Peace that contains things including, but not limited to murder, rape, genocide, suicide, mutilation, and lesbians.

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jacky2734 wrote:((Aonee, don't make me invent a way to punch you over the internet.))
((If you do, I will invent a Korean technique to block it with someone else's face. And, construct more pylons.))

CamoBadger wrote:((Wow, zebra incest is powerful shit))

Mister Frost's friend, "Darren" wrote:"I'm scared to break up with her, though. Her dad's an ex-marine; if I make her cry he'll club me over the head with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and Tom Clancy novels."

Sindri wrote:This is a thread for fans of a fanfiction of a fanfiction about murderous miniature pastel equines in a grimdark post-apocalyptic future.
If you wanted to stay anywhere near socially acceptable, you should have taken a left turn about three layers of WTF back.

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Post by Stringtheory on Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:18 pm

RoboRed wrote:*snip*
what thread was this from?
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Post by RoboRed on Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:48 pm

The FOE RP S3 OOC Thread
(so much "e" Applebloom )

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jacky2734 wrote:((Aonee, don't make me invent a way to punch you over the internet.))
((If you do, I will invent a Korean technique to block it with someone else's face. And, construct more pylons.))

CamoBadger wrote:((Wow, zebra incest is powerful shit))

Mister Frost's friend, "Darren" wrote:"I'm scared to break up with her, though. Her dad's an ex-marine; if I make her cry he'll club me over the head with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and Tom Clancy novels."

Sindri wrote:This is a thread for fans of a fanfiction of a fanfiction about murderous miniature pastel equines in a grimdark post-apocalyptic future.
If you wanted to stay anywhere near socially acceptable, you should have taken a left turn about three layers of WTF back.

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Post by Guest on Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:24 am

swicked wrote:
Mister Frost wrote:
swicked wrote:
Mister Frost wrote:I hope things get better for you, bro
...you're kinda creeping me out with all the support, frost.
Come on, say something creepy and unpleasant, already :P

If it helps, I was rubbing one out the whole time I was reading about your emotional distress

Gee, thanks, I appreciate it...


...and please, by all means, continue.

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Post by jacky2734 on Fri Mar 29, 2013 4:53 am

CamoBadger wrote:
You're crazy! Criminals always follow the law.
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Post by RoboRed on Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:18 pm

Harmony Ltd. wrote:Mister Frost : Icebreaker


Your friendly neigbhoroud psychopatic snowman
Mister Frost wrote:
Harmony Ltd. wrote: psychopatic

I'm envisioning Patty Cake played with knives

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jacky2734 wrote:((Aonee, don't make me invent a way to punch you over the internet.))
((If you do, I will invent a Korean technique to block it with someone else's face. And, construct more pylons.))

CamoBadger wrote:((Wow, zebra incest is powerful shit))

Mister Frost's friend, "Darren" wrote:"I'm scared to break up with her, though. Her dad's an ex-marine; if I make her cry he'll club me over the head with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and Tom Clancy novels."

Sindri wrote:This is a thread for fans of a fanfiction of a fanfiction about murderous miniature pastel equines in a grimdark post-apocalyptic future.
If you wanted to stay anywhere near socially acceptable, you should have taken a left turn about three layers of WTF back.

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Post by Moodyman90 on Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:52 pm

stringtheory wrote:
Harmony Ltd. wrote:The bleach has gone unused.

On the other hand, I'm now out of napalm.
brain napalm, when brain bleach isn't strong enough...
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Post by RoboRed on Sat Apr 06, 2013 1:32 am

Fuzzy wrote:Horrifyingly accurate. Some people say the Russians are all insane.

I disagree. Russians are all Russian. It is an adjective all in a catagory of its own.

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((If you do, I will invent a Korean technique to block it with someone else's face. And, construct more pylons.))

CamoBadger wrote:((Wow, zebra incest is powerful shit))

Mister Frost's friend, "Darren" wrote:"I'm scared to break up with her, though. Her dad's an ex-marine; if I make her cry he'll club me over the head with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and Tom Clancy novels."

Sindri wrote:This is a thread for fans of a fanfiction of a fanfiction about murderous miniature pastel equines in a grimdark post-apocalyptic future.
If you wanted to stay anywhere near socially acceptable, you should have taken a left turn about three layers of WTF back.

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