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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by Frost on Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:45 pm

swicked wrote:
Mister Frost wrote:Fucking fuck why don't I wait til the hard boiled eggs cool before I peel them they burn my fingers and I keep peeling Jesus fucking cinnamon titties motherfuck I'm an idiot goddamnit

Mister Frost wrote:This happens every time, too. I make them at least twice a week and I do it every time. I learn from all my other mistakes, I learn from other people's mistakes, I learn without making mistakes at all most of the time. Except when it comes to motherfucking eggs--Why do I keep doing it?



...why did I make this.
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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by Aonee on Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:53 pm

Warbalist wrote:

You ever have those times where you go somewhere to meet some people and at first you're like, "Am I actually in the right place, or did I just make a huge mistake?" then someone pulls a giant, purple monstrosity out of the deep annals of the internet and slaps you in the face with it and you're like, "Okay, yeah, I'm in the right place."? Sweetie Belle
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Post by tylertoon2 on Fri May 03, 2013 4:56 pm

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Harmony Ltd. wrote:Honestly, I think freaky sex would be the first, or maybe the second thing to happen.

Harmony Ltd. wrote:I think we'd basically treat each other like twins.

Sweetie Belle
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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by RoboRed on Tue Jun 11, 2013 2:45 pm

Harmony Ltd. wrote:1 - Burn assholes
2 - Make energy from them
3 - Solve worldwide energy crisis
4 - World Peace
Mister Frost wrote:0-Go to war over differing standards of 'asshole'

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CamoBadger wrote:((Wow, zebra incest is powerful shit))

Mister Frost's friend, "Darren" wrote:"I'm scared to break up with her, though. Her dad's an ex-marine; if I make her cry he'll club me over the head with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and Tom Clancy novels."

Sindri wrote:This is a thread for fans of a fanfiction of a fanfiction about murderous miniature pastel equines in a grimdark post-apocalyptic future.
If you wanted to stay anywhere near socially acceptable, you should have taken a left turn about three layers of WTF back.

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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by swicked on Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:14 pm

Mister Frost wrote:
StoneSlinger88 wrote:Okay, that booger in my nose that was annoying the hell out of me wasn't a booger, it was a scab on what apparently was a nasal artery. Knocked the sucker loose, and breathed in a lungful of blood followed by completely soaking a sock, rifle bore cleaning tabs (didn't have tissues when it started), a sink, and finally some tissues before it stopped. And now the scab is back and bugging me again because it's blocking the nostril.
Even an idiot nose not to do stuff like that.

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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by RoboRed on Thu Aug 22, 2013 11:11 am

Meleagridis wrote:
Mister Frost wrote:
Wait, that chick's username is ICumWhenIKillMen?

Challenge Accepted, bitch! My powers of disappointing women live on even in death!
This is the most awkward laugh I've had in a long time.

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jacky2734 wrote:((Aonee, don't make me invent a way to punch you over the internet.))
((If you do, I will invent a Korean technique to block it with someone else's face. And, construct more pylons.))

CamoBadger wrote:((Wow, zebra incest is powerful shit))

Mister Frost's friend, "Darren" wrote:"I'm scared to break up with her, though. Her dad's an ex-marine; if I make her cry he'll club me over the head with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and Tom Clancy novels."

Sindri wrote:This is a thread for fans of a fanfiction of a fanfiction about murderous miniature pastel equines in a grimdark post-apocalyptic future.
If you wanted to stay anywhere near socially acceptable, you should have taken a left turn about three layers of WTF back.

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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by Tytan on Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:56 pm

Mister Frost wrote:
Tytan wrote:
Mister Frost wrote:I have no words.
Frost? Is this one about you? Are you actually a racist bug monster from another dimension?
Hey, I might be an extradimensional racist, but I'm a Human extradimensional racist, thank you very much.
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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by RoboRed on Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:59 pm

Scyto Harmony wrote:
RoboRed wrote:It's a Camry. It's so dull it will suck out your soul.
Ah, that explains it. I'm a ginger, no soul.

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jacky2734 wrote:((Aonee, don't make me invent a way to punch you over the internet.))
((If you do, I will invent a Korean technique to block it with someone else's face. And, construct more pylons.))

CamoBadger wrote:((Wow, zebra incest is powerful shit))

Mister Frost's friend, "Darren" wrote:"I'm scared to break up with her, though. Her dad's an ex-marine; if I make her cry he'll club me over the head with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and Tom Clancy novels."

Sindri wrote:This is a thread for fans of a fanfiction of a fanfiction about murderous miniature pastel equines in a grimdark post-apocalyptic future.
If you wanted to stay anywhere near socially acceptable, you should have taken a left turn about three layers of WTF back.

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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by tylertoon2 on Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:15 pm

Tytan wrote:I think we've reached the Titty Singularity.
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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by RoboRed on Thu Sep 12, 2013 10:41 pm

cb5 wrote:
Moodyman90 wrote:@ Camo, Robo, and Frost: Camera is ready, lighting is good, sound track is picked out. Alright guys, time to get rich with the video.
I got the record!  Lights, camera, action, music!
♪ GO GO POWER RANGERS! YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS! ♪
Err . . whoops

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jacky2734 wrote:((Aonee, don't make me invent a way to punch you over the internet.))
((If you do, I will invent a Korean technique to block it with someone else's face. And, construct more pylons.))

CamoBadger wrote:((Wow, zebra incest is powerful shit))

Mister Frost's friend, "Darren" wrote:"I'm scared to break up with her, though. Her dad's an ex-marine; if I make her cry he'll club me over the head with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and Tom Clancy novels."

Sindri wrote:This is a thread for fans of a fanfiction of a fanfiction about murderous miniature pastel equines in a grimdark post-apocalyptic future.
If you wanted to stay anywhere near socially acceptable, you should have taken a left turn about three layers of WTF back.

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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by RoboRed on Fri Sep 13, 2013 12:13 am

Mister Frost wrote:Can't recognize it, sorry.

I can, however, recognize something in the story's description--so much pretension and delusions of artistic grandeur that the only explanation is that the author is the bastard lovechild of Quentin Tarantino and Oscar Wilde's ancient, crusty jizz-towel. I didn't click on it, for fear I'd choke on my own throat because of how far my head would work its way up my own asshole

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jacky2734 wrote:((Aonee, don't make me invent a way to punch you over the internet.))
((If you do, I will invent a Korean technique to block it with someone else's face. And, construct more pylons.))

CamoBadger wrote:((Wow, zebra incest is powerful shit))

Mister Frost's friend, "Darren" wrote:"I'm scared to break up with her, though. Her dad's an ex-marine; if I make her cry he'll club me over the head with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and Tom Clancy novels."

Sindri wrote:This is a thread for fans of a fanfiction of a fanfiction about murderous miniature pastel equines in a grimdark post-apocalyptic future.
If you wanted to stay anywhere near socially acceptable, you should have taken a left turn about three layers of WTF back.

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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by RoboRed on Fri Sep 13, 2013 12:22 am

swicked wrote:
RoboRed wrote:
Overlong Analysis Cobalt wrote:Look I'm not saying I ship people, or that I ship you people. I don't have ships. I just think it would be adorable if some of you lot got together and magic happened, that's all. Twilight Sparkle 
You know, I'm 90% certain now that if we had a PH get-together IRL somewhere, it would end in a massive orgy.

No wonder Somber is afraid of us.
...remind me to never meet any of you in real life.

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jacky2734 wrote:((Aonee, don't make me invent a way to punch you over the internet.))
((If you do, I will invent a Korean technique to block it with someone else's face. And, construct more pylons.))

CamoBadger wrote:((Wow, zebra incest is powerful shit))

Mister Frost's friend, "Darren" wrote:"I'm scared to break up with her, though. Her dad's an ex-marine; if I make her cry he'll club me over the head with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and Tom Clancy novels."

Sindri wrote:This is a thread for fans of a fanfiction of a fanfiction about murderous miniature pastel equines in a grimdark post-apocalyptic future.
If you wanted to stay anywhere near socially acceptable, you should have taken a left turn about three layers of WTF back.

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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by Tytan on Fri Sep 13, 2013 12:27 am

Guard wrote:
Robo wrote:
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Robo wrote:You would insult the peoples army of China?
Yes I would.
I'm afriad it's the firing squad for you son.
I'm not afraid of a bunch of a three year-olds with guns.
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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by Guest on Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:10 am

Damn. Looks like I missed something fun.

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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by Tytan on Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:41 pm

Tytan wrote:
Last wrote: I wonder if a woman has ever put her phone up there on vibrate and asked her friends to call her.
There's an app for that.
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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by swicked on Sat Sep 14, 2013 1:27 am

swicked wrote:Quoting yourself in the quotes hall of fame, eh, Tytan?
Naw, that's not egotistical at all Spike 

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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by Tytan on Sat Sep 14, 2013 1:45 am

swicked wrote:
swicked wrote:Quoting yourself in the quotes hall of fame, eh, Tytan?
Naw, that's not egotistical at all Spike 
Last asked me to.
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Post by swicked on Sat Sep 14, 2013 2:00 am

Tytan wrote:
swicked wrote:
swicked wrote:Quoting yourself in the quotes hall of fame, eh, Tytan?
Naw, that's not egotistical at all Spike 
Last asked me to.
Still funny :P

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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by Frost on Wed Sep 25, 2013 7:24 pm

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swicked wrote:
O. Hinds wrote:
Somber wrote:I'm not going to hold the assholeness of a country's leaders against the people.  That doesn't get anywhere good.
Oh, certainly.  We can, however, hold the assholeness of a country's leaders against said leaders.
...though, if they're anything like the typical outspoken american anti-gay politician, they'd probably enjoy an asshole up against them.

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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by Stringtheory on Sun Sep 29, 2013 12:17 pm

Moodyman90 wrote:I knew what I was getting into, but I still didn't expect electric tits.
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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by RoboRed on Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:57 am

Scienza wrote:
Mister Frost wrote:I've always assumed that ponies literally lack external genitalia, and reproduce externally like fish. Big Mac plows the fields, despite the Apples not growing any crops that would seem to require it. Why? Because pony eggs are placed, fertilized, in the ground like potatoes to grow to maturity.
...

I will never see farmers the same way again.

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CamoBadger wrote:((Wow, zebra incest is powerful shit))

Mister Frost's friend, "Darren" wrote:"I'm scared to break up with her, though. Her dad's an ex-marine; if I make her cry he'll club me over the head with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and Tom Clancy novels."

Sindri wrote:This is a thread for fans of a fanfiction of a fanfiction about murderous miniature pastel equines in a grimdark post-apocalyptic future.
If you wanted to stay anywhere near socially acceptable, you should have taken a left turn about three layers of WTF back.

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Post by Tytan on Fri Oct 11, 2013 8:33 pm

Last wrote:I know me too. Vaginas are the leading cause of tentacle rape. Trufax
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Post by Moodyman90 on Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:32 pm

I can only assume that was in Skype wasn't it?
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Post by Tytan on Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:35 pm

Indeed.
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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by Aonee on Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:40 pm

cb5 wrote:
Katarn wrote:Ah, just usual day at PH CCC thread.
If you think that of this then you should hear me what I say in real life sex:

"(Starfox voice)Looks like we've got company"
"(Falco voice)Location confirmed, sending supplies"
"This boner of mine throbs with a awesome power!  It's loud roar tells me to defeat you! SHINING BONER! GO! GO! GO!"
"Mr. Worf, ramming speed"
"GIGA-DRILL BREAKER!"
"(spock voice)Captain, prepare for a large thrust and possibly a explosion"
"(Falco voice again)Pretty smooth flying, Fox.  I guess I should be thankful"
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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by Guest on Mon Nov 11, 2013 5:12 am

RoboRed wrote:You broke my happy!

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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by RoboRed on Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:11 am

I really don't know what I was thinking when I said that...

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((If you do, I will invent a Korean technique to block it with someone else's face. And, construct more pylons.))

CamoBadger wrote:((Wow, zebra incest is powerful shit))

Mister Frost's friend, "Darren" wrote:"I'm scared to break up with her, though. Her dad's an ex-marine; if I make her cry he'll club me over the head with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and Tom Clancy novels."

Sindri wrote:This is a thread for fans of a fanfiction of a fanfiction about murderous miniature pastel equines in a grimdark post-apocalyptic future.
If you wanted to stay anywhere near socially acceptable, you should have taken a left turn about three layers of WTF back.

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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by Guest on Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:14 am

You were thinking that someone broke your happy, Robo.

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Post by RoboRed on Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:15 am

And it was you, you bastard.How 

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jacky2734 wrote:((Aonee, don't make me invent a way to punch you over the internet.))
((If you do, I will invent a Korean technique to block it with someone else's face. And, construct more pylons.))

CamoBadger wrote:((Wow, zebra incest is powerful shit))

Mister Frost's friend, "Darren" wrote:"I'm scared to break up with her, though. Her dad's an ex-marine; if I make her cry he'll club me over the head with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and Tom Clancy novels."

Sindri wrote:This is a thread for fans of a fanfiction of a fanfiction about murderous miniature pastel equines in a grimdark post-apocalyptic future.
If you wanted to stay anywhere near socially acceptable, you should have taken a left turn about three layers of WTF back.

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Post by Guest on Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:23 am

Yes, I take full responsibility for that.

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