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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by Tytan on Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:08 pm

Tytan: JESUSCHRISTWTF
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Mister Frost: It's like a fucking murder weapon
Tytan: I guess that's one way of looking at the phrase 'Fuck yer brains out'
Mister Frost: "I call it 'The Uppercut'"
Tytan: AKA 'The Cuntpuncher'
Mister Frost: The Fist of Righteousness
Tytan: The Long Arm of the Law
Mister Frost: Vengeance of Aphrodite
Tytan: The TSA Special.
Mister Frost: The Five-Finger Cunt Punch
Tytan: Moctezuma's Other Revenge
Mister Frost: The Fetus-fighter
Tytan: The Morning After Regret Enhancer
Mister Frost: THe Destroyer of Wombs
Tytan: The 501st (Star Wars reference)
Mister Frost: The 101st (Army Reference)
Mister Frost: The one-hundred fist
Tytan: Mine was 'Vader's Fist'.
If you're wondering what we're talking about then you have to ask for the picture. It's a little to NSFW for the forum.

Unless you're Robo, then you already know.
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Post by RoboRed on Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:23 pm

Oh, I know. My eyes have seen things...

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Aonee wrote:
jacky2734 wrote:((Aonee, don't make me invent a way to punch you over the internet.))
((If you do, I will invent a Korean technique to block it with someone else's face. And, construct more pylons.))

CamoBadger wrote:((Wow, zebra incest is powerful shit))

Mister Frost's friend, "Darren" wrote:"I'm scared to break up with her, though. Her dad's an ex-marine; if I make her cry he'll club me over the head with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and Tom Clancy novels."

Sindri wrote:This is a thread for fans of a fanfiction of a fanfiction about murderous miniature pastel equines in a grimdark post-apocalyptic future.
If you wanted to stay anywhere near socially acceptable, you should have taken a left turn about three layers of WTF back.

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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by OneMoreDaySK on Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:00 pm

Lizardguy wrote:Well, both Religion and Ponies are trying to teach everyone to get along, but both have horrible followers that make outsiders try to avoid them. I think they have much to discuss.
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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by Ironmonger on Sun Oct 19, 2014 6:09 am

My friend RobtheZombie wrote:"You know what I feel like playing now that we've mentioned hippies? Destroy All Humans."

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Post by swicked on Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:23 am

Tytan wrote:Depends on how you look at it. On one hand it could be an in-joke that swicked is hiding under the metaphorical bed of the forum waiting for us to post things we shouldn't. On the other hand, at this point I'm a little scared he really is hiding under my bed.
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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by Vinylshadow on Fri Oct 24, 2014 12:27 pm

Mister Frost wrote:Man, Japan lost its shit. What happened to the days of bloodthirsty, suicidal militarism and fanatical imperialism? Nowadays it's all about spike-haired boy-women and "cute" animals. 

I miss the days of seppuku and feudal oppression.

Made me chuckle
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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by Stringtheory on Sun Nov 02, 2014 10:36 pm

Mr. Frost wrote:This forum, of all people, can hardly judge for overanalyzing subtext, particularly in the hunt for lesbians.
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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by Guarddogjr on Wed Dec 17, 2014 10:32 pm

Last said wrote:
Yeah he tossed my salad right into the fucking grave.
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Post by Ironmonger on Sun Dec 21, 2014 10:06 pm

So, Frost, some of my other friends, and myself decided to play the real version of Cards Against Humanity...

Mister Frost wrote:"It comes down to "white privilege" and "natural selection", and the fact that this sentence just came out of my mouth says a lot about the people in this room."

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Post by RoboRed on Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:35 pm

#Ironlulz

Last wrote:[5:08:39 PM] Last: Wanna hear a joke?
[5:08:55 PM] Guard: Sure
[5:09:28 PM] Last: Did you see the smelting video Harmony posted?
[5:09:41 PM] Guard: No
[5:10:19 PM] Last: Take a quick look at it it's important/
[5:11:49 PM] Guard: What thread?
[5:11:59 PM] Last: Official
[5:12:47 PM] Guard: watching it
[5:13:49 PM] Last: Tell me when you're done.
[5:18:26 PM] Guard: Okay it's donw
[5:18:52 PM] Last: Did you see the ingots?
[5:18:59 PM] Guard: Yes
[5:19:31 PM] Last: If you put little police hats on them would they be Copper Ingots?
[5:19:41 PM] Guard: Fuck you

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Aonee wrote:
jacky2734 wrote:((Aonee, don't make me invent a way to punch you over the internet.))
((If you do, I will invent a Korean technique to block it with someone else's face. And, construct more pylons.))

CamoBadger wrote:((Wow, zebra incest is powerful shit))

Mister Frost's friend, "Darren" wrote:"I'm scared to break up with her, though. Her dad's an ex-marine; if I make her cry he'll club me over the head with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and Tom Clancy novels."

Sindri wrote:This is a thread for fans of a fanfiction of a fanfiction about murderous miniature pastel equines in a grimdark post-apocalyptic future.
If you wanted to stay anywhere near socially acceptable, you should have taken a left turn about three layers of WTF back.

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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by Guarddogjr on Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:04 am

Last wrote:
In Saudi Arabia goat milks you.
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Post by O. Hinds on Sun Jan 11, 2015 11:50 pm

Mister Frost wrote:
Scienza wrote:Swick, half the time you're the only sane one, and the other half, you're the scariest son-of-a-bitch in the thread.
Key factor being how much Hinds is posting, because I'm still fairly confident he's a vengeful ex-Soviet Bloc missile engineer. Or Whiskey, because no one best summed up as "Hillbilly Me" is a man to be trifled with.
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Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Post by RoboRed on Mon Jan 12, 2015 1:02 am

Scienza wrote:Anything is possible when you're humping your way to Ragnarok.

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Aonee wrote:
jacky2734 wrote:((Aonee, don't make me invent a way to punch you over the internet.))
((If you do, I will invent a Korean technique to block it with someone else's face. And, construct more pylons.))

CamoBadger wrote:((Wow, zebra incest is powerful shit))

Mister Frost's friend, "Darren" wrote:"I'm scared to break up with her, though. Her dad's an ex-marine; if I make her cry he'll club me over the head with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and Tom Clancy novels."

Sindri wrote:This is a thread for fans of a fanfiction of a fanfiction about murderous miniature pastel equines in a grimdark post-apocalyptic future.
If you wanted to stay anywhere near socially acceptable, you should have taken a left turn about three layers of WTF back.

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