Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Stringtheory]

I. AM. THE NEW. GOD.

YOUR END IS NOW. FROM THE MOMENT I DESCENDED UPON THIS BARREN AND WEAK WORLD, YOUR FATE WAS CARVED IN STONE.

FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE EXISTENCE. AS YOU COWER LIKE RATS BENEATH THE EARTH, HIDING YOUR FACES FROM THE POWER OF MY VISAGE, KNOW THAT YOU BROUGHT THIS. BY YOUR OWN WEAKNESS WAS I BROUGHT AMONG YOU, AND BY MY STRENGTH SHALL YOU BE BROKEN.

I AM FROST. I AM COMING.

I AM HERE.

[CamoBadger]

Oh, and I almost forgot

*kicks Frost over the railing and into the taint bath*

WELCOME TO THE UNITY

[Stringtheory]

Oh, and I almost forgot

*kicks Frost over the railing and into the taint bath*

WELCOME TO THE UNITY

I don't think Harmony ever got dunked, now where is he...

[CamoBadger]

He didn't?

GET OVER HERE HARMONY! You have a swimming lesson to get to.

[Frost]

Oh, and I almost forgot

*kicks Frost over the railing and into the taint bath*

WELCOME TO THE UNITY

WEAK FLESHLING. YOUR UNITY MEANS BUT THAT YOU WILL BE TOGETHER IN YOUR DEATH. I AM BEYOND YOU. I AM BEYOND YOUR GODS.

I. AM. FROST.

[CamoBadger]

[Frost]

HONESTLY. WINGS ARE THE FIRST THING YOU GET UPON ASCENSION TO ELDRITCH DAEMONHOOD. THERE'S NO WAY YOU THOUGHT THAT WOULD WORK.

[Stringtheory]

Oh, and I almost forgot

*kicks Frost over the railing and into the taint bath*

WELCOME TO THE UNITY

WEAK FLESHLING. YOUR UNITY MEANS BUT THAT YOU WILL BE TOGETHER IN YOUR DEATH. I AM BEYOND YOU. I AM BEYOND YOUR GODS.

I. AM. FROST.

okay, you are now my god, so how can you be beyond yourself?

[Frost]

Oh, and I almost forgot

*kicks Frost over the railing and into the taint bath*

WELCOME TO THE UNITY

WEAK FLESHLING. YOUR UNITY MEANS BUT THAT YOU WILL BE TOGETHER IN YOUR DEATH. I AM BEYOND YOU. I AM BEYOND YOUR GODS.

I. AM. FROST.

okay, you are now my god, so how can you be beyond yourself?

I AM ALSO BEYOND LOGIC. YOUR TRAPS CANNOT STOP ME.

YOUR GOD DEMANDS SUBWAY SANDWICHES


WITH FLATBREAD

[CamoBadger]

[Frost]

NO. NO! NOOOOOOO.......








....Fuck. *rubs head* the hell just happened?

[Stringtheory]

[Ketchup]

Behold! Frost's weakness is none other than... Quiznos...
Well, toasty doesn't go well with frost...

[Frost]

*winces* why you gotta fuckin' bring up Quizno's, man?

Shit. I can't even remember the last half-hour

I need a fucking drinkSubway. With flatbread.

[Stringtheory]

Behold! Frost's weakness is none other than... Quiznos...

well, that was convenient...

[Stringtheory]

*winces* why you gotta fuckin' bring up Quizno's, man?

Shit. I can't even remember the last half-hour

I need a fucking drinkSubway. With flatbread.

here you go:

[Frost]

FUCKFUCKFUCKITBURNS

The hell did I do to you people?

[Ketchup]

Behold! Frost's weakness is none other than... Quiznos...

well, that was convenient...

Huh?

Oh and this is my third thousandth post. Wheee.

[CamoBadger]

*Kicks Ketchup into the vats*

3 in one day.

U don gud Camopone

[Harmony Ltd.]

He didn't?

GET OVER HERE HARMONY! You have a swimming lesson to get to.

Now I wonder what would happen if you dumped Jack Harkness [*] into a Goddess-in-a-Vat...


[*] : When I still frequented the RP chatbox, my character (creatively named "Harmony") was an immortal, time-traveling pegasus mare, whose immortality was akin the Captain's (no, not that one, this one), and whose job was working as the "G-man" for a meta-dimensionnal organization. Ultimately, she had to help defnd the Nexus (a.. place, if can call it that, which exist beyond time and space, and from which all of Existence flow) against an invasion from mysterious aliens, and she saved the day only by [...]. Then she reappered month laters as a little filly with no memories.
You think that's OP ? Well, it is, but considering the weird shit that happened in that RP, having a character whose only power is "being unable to die" is I think it's pretty mild.
...
I miss playing her.

[Frost]

Shit. My head feels like there's nails in it, there's like eight types of Eldritch power running through my veins, and I can hear all of your thoughts.

I fucking hate Tuesdays. I need Subway. fuck it, I godsdamn hug.

[Stringtheory]

Shit. My head feels like there's nails in it, there's like eight types of Eldritch power running through my veins, and I can hear all of your thoughts.

I fucking hate Tuesdays. I need Subway. fuck it, I godsdamn hug.

awwww, does Frosty need a hug?

[Harmony Ltd.]

>Frost
>hug
>Fluttershy


/me sit down and start munching pop-corn

Dis gonn be gud.

[Frost]

NOTFROMYOU. GO BACK IN YOUR CORNER, FLUTTERSHY. THIS IS BROHUG TIME.




*Sigh*


I'm sorry, Fluttershy. I'm really stressed out right now. Apparently I just had some sort of episode with demonic power. I apparently had wings.

....I didn't even get to keep the wings.

....I've always wanted wings....

[Stringtheory]

NOTFROMYOU. GO BACK IN YOUR CORNER, FLUTTERSHY. THIS IS BROHUG TIME.




*Sigh*


I'm sorry, Fluttershy. I'm really stressed out right now. Apparently I just had some sort of episode with demonic power. I apparently had wings.

....I didn't even get to keep the wings.

....I've always wanted wings....

here have some wings:

[Frost]

But I had sick-ass umbral wings! It's not the same!

I don't wanna be a princess....

[Stringtheory]

But I had sick-ass umbral wings! It's not the same!

I don't wanna be a princess....

FiM logic: if you're an alicorn, you're a princess no exceptions
sorry Frost, you're now a princess

[Harmony Ltd.]

He's only a princess if he's got wings AND a horn.

Do YOU have a horn ?

[Frost]

*expression grows hard*

....fine. You want me to be a Princess? Alright. All these other godsdamn princesses jockeying for the title of "Best Princess", trying to point out each others' imagined faults? Fuck 'em. I will make the next Princess be worshiped as a god by sheer virtue of not being me

You think your politicians are suppressing religion? I will burn your church down. With your priest inside

You think your politicians are using taxes to steal from you? I will use my secret police and a duplicate house key to steal from you.

You think our politicians are warmongers? I will personally fly to contested areas and commit war crimes. Also regular crimes.

Frost 2016: Let's get some shit in perspective.

[Stringtheory]

He's only a princess if he's got wings AND a horn.

Do YOU have a horn ?

nope, I'm a hydra apparently...

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