Re: Corrupt a Wish

by Admiral Stoic Rum Mon Oct 08, 2012 5:43 pm

OneMoreDaySK wrote:Your mind it wanders on and on, 'till all that's familiar is simply gone. Just as insanity overwhelms, you find yourself in Slumber's realm. You feast by day and drink by night, the songs you sing are such a sight. He speaks of dreams both young and old, of summer's heat and winter's cold. You lend your ear to many a tale, until you find you're full of ale. You give your thanks, you say farewell, he gives a parting gift; a bell. "To get back here, just ring this loud, or you shan't enter, 'tis not allowed." But as you leave his kingdom nigh, you hear the ground give up a sigh. It then tears open, you fall and strain, but then you just wake up again. You search your pockets frantically; there is no bell, it cannot be. If you seek out Morpheus's domain, your search will end up all in vain. Should you get lost in that great dream, you will stay there and forever scream.

For Somber I wish he would not fret, as making chapters should not be a debt.

Sheds a tear
Utterly brilliant

by OneMoreDaySK Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:09 pm

Kippershy wrote:
RoboRed wrote:(dafuq)

Granted. I wouldn't try masturbating if I were you, though.

I wish to have Kipper's powers of thread derailment for a day.

The gods have answered your call, from on my perch you may stand tall.

I corrupt no wish, no wishes be corrupt -though I am sorry, I did not mean to interrupt.

Admiral
Stoic Rum wrote:
OneMoreDaySK wrote:Your mind it wanders on and on, 'till
all that's familiar is simply gone. Just as insanity overwhelms, you
find yourself in Slumber's realm. You feast by day and drink by night,
the songs you sing are such a sight. He speaks of dreams both young and
old, of summer's heat and winter's cold. You lend your ear to many a
tale, until you find you're full of ale. You give your thanks, you say
farewell, he gives a parting gift; a bell. "To get back here, just ring
this loud, or you shan't enter, 'tis not allowed." But as you leave his
kingdom nigh, you hear the ground give up a sigh. It then tears open,
you fall and strain, but then you just wake up again. You search your
pockets frantically; there is no bell, it cannot be. If you seek out
Morpheus's domain, your search will end up all in vain. Should you get
lost in that great dream, you will stay there and forever scream.

For Somber I wish he would not fret, as making chapters should not be a debt.

Sheds a tear
Utterly brilliant

(You two, stop derailing this thread, or with a fish I slap your head.)
Again I make the wish in quote, just look at what before I wrote.

by Kippershy Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:06 pm

OneMoreDaySK wrote:
Kippershy wrote:
RoboRed wrote:(dafuq)

Granted. I wouldn't try masturbating if I were you, though.

I wish to have Kipper's powers of thread derailment for a day.

The gods have answered your call, from on my perch you may stand tall.

I corrupt no wish, no wishes be corrupt -though I am sorry, I did not mean to interrupt.
Admiral
Stoic Rum wrote:
OneMoreDaySK wrote:Your mind it wanders on and on, 'till
all that's familiar is simply gone. Just as insanity overwhelms, you
find yourself in Slumber's realm. You feast by day and drink by night,
the songs you sing are such a sight. He speaks of dreams both young and
old, of summer's heat and winter's cold. You lend your ear to many a
tale, until you find you're full of ale. You give your thanks, you say
farewell, he gives a parting gift; a bell. "To get back here, just ring
this loud, or you shan't enter, 'tis not allowed." But as you leave his
kingdom nigh, you hear the ground give up a sigh. It then tears open,
you fall and strain, but then you just wake up again. You search your
pockets frantically; there is no bell, it cannot be. If you seek out
Morpheus's domain, your search will end up all in vain. Should you get
lost in that great dream, you will stay there and forever scream.

For Somber I wish he would not fret, as making chapters should not be a debt.

Sheds a tear
Utterly brilliant

(You two, stop derailing this thread, or with a fish I slap your head.)
Again I make the wish in quote, just look at what before I wrote.

RoboRed wrote:
I wish to have Kipper's powers of thread derailment for a day.

Kippershy wrote:
The gods have answered your call, from on my perch you may stand tall.

I corrupt no wish, no wishes be corrupt -though I am sorry, I did not mean to interrupt.

It's what I do.

by Admiral Stoic Rum Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:10 pm

its not technically a derail if the thread is on topic about the wishes even if it has nothing to do with making wished or granting the wishes

by OneMoreDaySK Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:57 pm

Reply correctly, do not delay, now follow the rules on how to play.
Again I make a vain request, to not this thread have arrest.
This same wish I wish to make, for Somber's stress do not forsake.

by Guest Mon Oct 08, 2012 10:33 pm

Not sure what your asking for, but I assume you're wishing that somber was relieved of all her stress.

So granted, but she no longer cares about her job or release schedules. She loses her home, her job, and never updates PH again.

I wish for coins.

by OneMoreDaySK Mon Oct 08, 2012 11:46 pm

These little coins you value so, shall be given, plenty bestow. To such a great and glorious count, you can't find the time to see amount. Yes, you think it be so cool, that you fill up a whole pool. You can dive in like a duck, I hope that you do not get stuck. But when you try to cash it in, you just then realize you can't win. Because the coins are just plain plastic, you now become unenthusiastic. Such trivial things are given worth, only by some who live on earth.

Alas, my wish makes Somber lose, to undo this mistake is what I choose.

by Dreamer of dragons Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:39 am

Granted, you go back in time and change your wish but inadvertently create a paradox and cease to exist.

I wish for Princess Celestia.

by OneMoreDaySK Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:21 am

(Welcome Dreamer of dragons!)
Your wish is vague, and lacking wit, I'll grant it just as I see fit. You wake upon the morning light, its radiance dawning oh so bright. As you go check your mail today, you see a package stuffed with hay. Gazing curiously at this display, you open it without delay. Within the box you get to see, a Celestial toy box, I heard a squee. Wasting no moment you open it now, but then you begin to have a cow. This toy to you, is just a fake, you wish you could hit it with a rake. It's eyes so large, its mane a mess, the disproportions cause you stress. But worst of all, personally I think, is that her body is completely pink.

I cease to be, oh what such twists, at least Somber's chance now exists. I wish for a welcome for this new friend, does anyone have a party to lend?

by Admiral Stoic Rum Tue Oct 09, 2012 10:45 am

Granted party cannon to your face!

I wish for rakes...posts of rakes

by OneMoreDaySK Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:16 pm

You find yourself out in a field, where all the rakes have been concealed. To just get out, you must have ran, avoid stepping on them if you can. For if you land upon just one, all that work you will have undone. That one will smack you in the face, then you'll step back another pace. Another will you have stepped on, an endless chain, conclusion forgone. Just like a fool of yellow skin, you will not escape, you cannot win.

Depression yields it's ugly head, I wish for a friend to leave their bed.

by Dreamer of dragons Wed Oct 10, 2012 1:39 am

Granted, they now lay upon a cold metal table with a tag on their toe.

'Stares at the pink pony princess'
... "why is the box full of hay?"

I wish I could jump to the moon!

by OneMoreDaySK Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:25 am

To do such feats and make that true, your face will certainly turn blue. For one thing that you forgot to care, was how to breathe and get some air. As you float out right into space, your memories flash in your face. And later on in future's time, they'll find your corpse and feat sublime.

I wish to invert Murphy's law, for good things happening, voila.

by Dreamer of dragons Wed Oct 10, 2012 11:23 pm

Granted! But it only works for law students.

I wish that the Buddah in my living room granted good luck.

by Aonee Wed Oct 10, 2012 11:24 pm

Granted, but now you have to walk under a ladder to leave your house.

I wish for a competent Congress.

by OneMoreDaySK Wed Oct 10, 2012 11:50 pm

This body of lawmakers, competence grant, to end most of the people's rant. They change the policies, change the laws, prosperity granted to drop people's jaws. A new age dawns, it's mood is so bright. There has never been such a glorious light. The men and the women all weep and cheer, the kids who are eighteen can go drink all the beer. The poor now have jobs, all pleased to have work, the schools now efficient, removing the murk. Now you wonder what's the catch to this wonderful plea, well listen right now, since it's not your country. Just because you imply the U.S., doesn't mean I'm going to fix that big mess. This spearhead of civilization of this sort of brand, can only be found in a forgotten land.

I wish to find out where Kim has gone hence, since frequency lacking the posts don't make sense,

by **RoboRed** Tue Oct 16, 2012 1:05 pm

Granted. She's been behind you this entire time, ready to give you a great big hug and fill your mind with all sorts of disturbing information. Tilt

I wish for a jetpack.

by **CamoBadger** Tue Oct 16, 2012 1:11 pm

Granted, it takes off without you and lights your neighbor's house on fire.

I wish for a set of fireworks that would explode in the shape of ponies.

by **RoboRed** Tue Oct 16, 2012 1:25 pm

Granted. They go off early and in the wrong direction and set your house on fire.

I wish for fireproof insulation.

by **CamoBadger** Tue Oct 16, 2012 1:28 pm

Granted, your house floods.

I wish for nothing bad to happen to my house.

by **RoboRed** Tue Oct 16, 2012 1:30 pm

Granted. The land around your house has become scorched, tainted, and irradiated. It is unsafe to leave. Ever.

I wish for buffalo wings.

by **CamoBadger** Tue Oct 16, 2012 1:31 pm

Granted, I have them at my house, come on over.

I wish for a MOPP suit.

by **RoboRed** Tue Oct 16, 2012 1:33 pm

(...fuck you...)
Granted. It is filled with flesh-eating parasprites.

I wish for an electric flyswatter.

by **CamoBadger** Tue Oct 16, 2012 1:34 pm

Granted, you suddenly feel the uncontrollable urge to touch the metal bits.

I wish for pesticides.

by **RoboRed** Tue Oct 16, 2012 1:49 pm

Granted. But they are highly toxic to all life. Using them will contaminate and poison your house.

I wish for a plastic bottle.

by OneMoreDaySK Tue Oct 16, 2012 1:57 pm

The waiting for which I abide, now fills your bottle with pesticide. And even now the toxins eat, eventually out unto the street.

So dangerous this hazard is in size, I wish this threat to neutralize.

by Dreamer of dragons Fri Oct 19, 2012 11:49 pm

Granted, the street is replaced with a crater.

I wish I could make people speak the truth.

by OneMoreDaySK Sat Oct 20, 2012 2:42 pm

To force the truth is not so great, can you handle such a weight? You cannot will this talent stop, though you'd make a real good cop. You friends who sometimes lie will leave, just so the could have reprieve. Sometimes forming such white lies, can help you setup for a surprise. But now with one as you around, no such plans can seem as sound. When one day you go out to play, you might be caught by the CIA. They'll use you as a precious tool, and you be under all their rule. Their enemies will see you dead, a spike be driven up your head. All the terrors that you'll see, just because you made this plea.

So now to fix what I have owed, I wish to fix the broken road.

by jacky2734 Sat Oct 20, 2012 3:23 pm

Granted, but the road is now so nice that nobody is allowed to walk or drive on it.

I wish OneMoreDaySK would stop rhyming in this thread.

by OneMoreDaySK Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:54 pm

jacky2734 wrote:Granted, but the road is now so nice that nobody is allowed to walk or drive on it.

I wish OneMoreDaySK would stop rhyming in this thread.

You suck, you know that?
I wish someone reverts this.
Now I type Haiku.

What I wish for now.
Ironmonger had bad day.
A nicer one now.

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