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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Aonee on Thu Feb 27, 2014 11:53 am

Try making a pony. Also you now have a spirit stifling your ability to make noise. 

I wish for a deer totem.
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Post by Guest on Thu Feb 27, 2014 2:12 pm

Granted, but now the party hates you because you solve all the groups problems with little to no effort.

I wish for deer to be non-sentient in the setting.

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Post by Aonee on Thu Feb 27, 2014 2:38 pm

Granted, but then one of then finds a totem to revert the change. 

I wish for a spaghetti comet of hookers.
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Post by CamoBadger on Thu Feb 27, 2014 2:41 pm

Aonee wrote:Granted, but then one of then finds a totem to revert the change. 

I wish for a spaghetti comet of hookers.
Granted, the spaghetti is all burned and hookers all died on impact.

I wish for a red lightbulb.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by OneMoreDaySK on Thu Feb 27, 2014 3:02 pm

To Aonee:
(Like Pony Creator? Already done so, with the current picture up. Want to actually draw her though. Also muting all noice from her would make her an OP ninja. Just imagine how more terrifying the ones in Payday 2 would be if you didn't hear them coming.)
 
(And this is why I wait for lulls in the writing)
Originally for Last:

Gone now are their soul and mind,
In those bodies you shan't find.
They shall linger as you set,
To be somepony's larger pet.
You must be proud, for genocide,
Will haunt your soul until you've died.
Any time you pass by one,
They'll stare at you for what you've done.
A group shall rise for justice wrought,
To see you hang for what you've sought.
In time they'll find the truth you see,
Then you will swing upon a tree.
 
For Last I wish to have foresight,
On how to go and set things right.


A bulb to Camo I shall grant
But know the red light will implant.
In your head an endless chant,
'Till you go mad; scream, rave, and rant.
Unyielding rage shall guide your hand,
And blood will spill across the land.
Not blow or blade will stop the rage,
Nor bow and arrow of any age.
There shall be no one at your side,
All will be foes, who run and hide.
No chain or shackle holds you down,
When all are dead, you'll end your frown.

Oh deary me, an awful sight,
Would you kindly off that light?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Guest on Thu Feb 27, 2014 3:37 pm

Granted, but without a redlight Camo's weekend job is much harder. Now you have to suplement his income.

I wish for jade empire two.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Tytan on Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:01 pm

Last wrote:Granted, but without a redlight Camo's weekend job is much harder. Now you have to suplement his income.

I wish for jade empire two.
Granted, You receive Jade Empire 2 by Gearbox, published by EA, and requires Games For Windows LIVE.

I wish for warm weather.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Aonee on Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:19 pm

(Sorry SK, I was purposely being unhelpful for the thread. Last would have a much better idea of how to help you. )

You now realize you have not the body nor the acclimation for the Texas Summer, and your AC broke. Goodluck. 

I wish for a cute.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Harmony Ltd. on Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:24 pm

You get a cute tarantula.

I wish for a banana.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Guest on Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:34 pm

Granted, it's a key item to solving you favorite point and click. You've already rubbed the damn thing on everything and have tried to give it to all the npcs that might be interested. Good luck.

I wish for MH4.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Aonee on Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:38 pm

Granted, but it's the Japanese version. 

I wish for Abby to come back.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by CamoBadger on Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:42 pm

Granted, but so does The False Prophet.

I wish for a new bottle of hot sauce.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Harmony Ltd. on Thu Feb 27, 2014 6:18 pm

Granted, you get one of these.

Give me onion.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by OneMoreDaySK on Thu Feb 27, 2014 7:20 pm

(Darn it Harmony)
Originally to Camo:
A bottle of glass you shall receive,
Of many colours you perceive.
One drop it takes, you must believe,
To make your tongue have no reprieve.
Dilute it well, this you must trust,
'lest you accidentally combust.
Should bottle break, spread in the air,
Flee quickly then, or you'll despair.
The mist will quickly make you blind,
If only that, would be too kind.
Your lungs will burn, your insides slow,
Autopsy shows that you would glow.

The onions that you have will hide,
The tears of which you have inside.
For once you give one just a slice,
You'll wish you'd thought it over twice.
Your tears will cause a giant flood,
To terrorize your neighborhood.
You can't hold back, you won't run dry,
'till all that's left is sea and sky.

So to prevent this horrid spell,
I wish that crate was sent to hell.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by jacky2734 on Thu Feb 27, 2014 10:29 pm

Granted, but now there's a permanent portal to Hell in your closet.

I wish OneMoreDaySK could only do poetry in Haiku form.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by OneMoreDaySK on Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:20 am

You and your gimmicks
Your life I count with minutes
Don't test my limits.

Once again request,
End limits which make me stressed.
Is what I suggest.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by swicked on Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:30 am

OneMoreDaySK wrote:You and your gimmicks
Your life I count with minutes
Don't test my limits.

Once again request,
End limits which make me stressed.
Is what I suggest.
...what is it that you would pray? Something to take your stress away?
You mean limits to how you play? Are limits such a stressful way?
Knowing so little, I can't say... but sure, they're lifted. For a day.
Then they're redoubled, anyway. You cannot keep such stress at bay :P

I wish for tea, if I may. Another cup of my earl grey...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by OneMoreDaySK on Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:57 am

One bind by rhyme I do enjoy, but Haiku does to me annoy.
Too little space I do confess, for creativity express
I need to go and end my rant, so for you, Hot, mixed from plant.
But before I bid adieu, in one flashes, name of Q.
Learn, and he will soon award, but boredom turns him to Discord.
The skies will rain of chocolate soon, so get inside and earn your boon.

The time has come, endurance light.
I wish to have a restful night.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by swicked on Fri Feb 28, 2014 1:10 am

OneMoreDaySK wrote:One bind by rhyme I do enjoy, but Haiku does to me annoy.
Too little space I do confess, for creativity express
I need to go and end my rant, so for you, Hot, mixed from plant.
But before I bid adieu, in one flashes, name of Q.
Learn, and he will soon award, but boredom turns him to Discord.
The skies will rain of chocolate soon, so get inside and earn your boon.

The time has come, endurance light.
I wish to have a restful night.
Haiku is not hard.
You don't need to be a bard
It won't leave you scarred

Now, a wish to spur...
The night then lasts forever?
Best I can confir.  Rarity 

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by OneMoreDaySK on Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:22 am

To shun the light, to banish sun,
Means Nightmare Moon instead has won.
Dear 'Tia has ben sealed instead,
The sun if found, reveals her head.
Equestria now ruled with fear,
With punishments now more severe.
The cold now grips an icy land,
The darkness has the upper hand.
Ponies now live in fear and alarm,
For much more now do wish them harm.
Creatures invade from the Everfree,
And ponies they must hide or flee.
They must respect the Midnight Queen
To bend the knee should she be seen.
For if you don't, you lack of smart
Her nightmares will tear you apart
Few make her laugh, and when she smiled
Only to her favorite child.


Though many things give her ache,
Only one thing has made her quake.
Prophesy given by the wise
"Twilight fades, and dawn will arise"
The wish made now in story bold,
To grant the rise of sun foretold.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Alessandro101 on Fri Feb 28, 2014 1:24 pm

The wise as always were correct,
the eternal night shall be reject.
But the hero here is not some warmonger,
but instead,this time....
is hunger.

without the sun,the land was cold,
no grass,no daisies on land were grown,

The hunger comes,takes out the fear,
it comes and shouts "revenge is here!"
"to arms,to arms!"
the masses shout,
"the sun will rise,and we shall eat!"
"nightmare moon will meet her defeat!"

and so great masses unsheathed arms,
threw out Nightmare moon and restored the farms.

The sun shines again over equestria,
The night  will never come back!
Praise to Celestia!

I wish that I was a good singer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Guest on Fri Feb 28, 2014 3:10 pm

Granted, but you are overcome by crippling stage fright at any venue that's not your shower.

I wish my heater worked better.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by jacky2734 on Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:24 pm

Granted, it now gets so hot, it sets your house on fire.

I wish to see the world.
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Post by Harmony Ltd. on Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:29 pm

Granted. I hope you brought a spacesuit, it gets... airless up there.

I wish for a wifi router.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by CamoBadger on Fri Feb 28, 2014 5:03 pm

Harmony Ltd. wrote:Granted. I hope you brought a spacesuit, it gets... airless up there.

I wish for a wifi router.
Granted, it stops working randomly every hour and needs to be reset.


Ey, ha ha, make a wish girl
You deserve it
Uh-huh, ha, ha, yeah

Baby, I seen the chick you're with, wish that I never did
Freakin' perfect and five foot ten, just wanna punch her lip
'Cause I know I've been wasting time trying to catch your eye
Yeah I know that I been so blind thinking that I'm your type

And now I'm at home, I'm all alone
'Bout to pick up the telephone
Got to call my genie so he knows, yeah

I wish I was tall, I wish I was fast
Wish I could shop with a bag full of cash
'Cause if I want you, I gotta have that
(Come, come kiss me boy)
I wish I had style, I wish I had flash
Wish I woke up with a butt and a rack
'Cause if I want you, I gotta have that
(Come, come kiss me boy)

(Uh-huh, yeah)

Baby, I'm gonna keep it real, boy you're the one I want
I don't own any five inch heels, just got my Nikes on
Never thought I was insecure, boy look at what you done (what you done)
I don't know what I studied for, clearly I like 'em dumb

And now I'm at home I'm all alone,
'Bout to pick up the telephone
Got to call my genie so he knows, yeah

I wish I was tall, I wish I was fast
Wish I could shop with a bag full of cash
'Cause if I want you, I gotta have that
(Come, come kiss me boy)
I wish I had style, I wish I had flash
Wish I woke up with a butt and a rack
'Cause if I want you, I gotta have that
(Come, come kiss me boy)

Hey, now don't you wanna do some, baby,
With the roof gone, baby
Aston Martin look retarded like the coup gone crazy
I'm not sure what kinda fella you like
But I can give you paradise, have it however you like
I'm talking solitaire iced out, ring, watch, necklace
Ain't no talking reckless, girl, I'm certified respected, girl
Yeah, you like to run your mouth, well you're about to learn a lesson, girl
Yeah, you the one but I'll replace you in a second, girl
And I ain't even trying to see you naked, girl
Wait, there I go exaggerate
Clearly carried away
But what I'm saying you could true that
I wanna be wherever you at
So you wishing you could kiss me
Do you really wanna do that, eh?
Make a wish, girl

(Yeah)

I wish I was tall, I wish I was fast
Wish I could shop with a bag full of cash
'Cause if I want you, I gotta have that
(Come, come kiss me boy)
I wish I had style, I wish I had flash (oh, yeah)
Wish I woke up with a butt and a rack
'Cause if I want you, I gotta have that
(Come, come kiss me boy)

I wish I was tall

'Cause if I want you, I gotta have that
(Come, come kiss me boy)

I wish I had, I wish I had, I wish I had yeah yeah

'Cause if I want you, I gotta have that
(Come, come kiss me boy)

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Guest on Fri Feb 28, 2014 6:12 pm

Granted, I'm not exactly sure what you want, So spice rack filled with severed asses and maybe some mistletoe.

I wish that political ads were banned from youtube.

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Post by Admiral Stoic Rum on Fri Feb 28, 2014 6:32 pm

Granted, now to replace those political ads, they play cam girl and sugardaddy ads only.

I wish for a fish wish dish, so when I wish for fish, I hold the dish and say, I wish for fish and suddenly there's a fish on my fish wish dish.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Aonee on Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:11 pm

Directions unclear, you got your fish stuck in a ceiling fan. 

I wish the ISPs didn't have a monopoly.
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Post by Derpmind on Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:07 pm

4chan gained sentience and took over all the internets completely, sending all IP adress requests to the moon.

I wish we had more people participate in the PHCC steam gaming group.
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Post by CamoBadger on Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:09 pm

Derpmind wrote:4chan gained sentience and took over all the internets completely, sending all IP adress requests to the moon.

I wish we had more people participate in the PHCC steam gaming group.
granted, all of /v/ joins.


I wish for a piece of paper.

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