Corrupt a Wish

Granted. Your job is to study the relaxation effects of death.

I wish for Red Bulls to fly out from that door over there, then sprout wings, before finally exploding into chocolate jelly.

Granted, all of that happens, except the chocolate jelly is on fire and makes your house burn down.

I wish for a flying fish holding a dish full of Knish.

Aonee wrote:Granted, but after I met Boo,I went into the PHRP, so you got sucked up in it too.

I wish for the PHRP to have been over half an hour earlier saving Obsidian Hope.

Hey, you know those action scenes, man...they take forever for us to type up.

Granted. But upon delivering it, the fish realizes it and its kinda now have the capacity to overthrow the land dwellers. The campaign begins at your house.

I wish for vicious attack spoons.

Aonee wrote:Granted. Your job is to study the relaxation effects of death.

I wish for Red Bulls to fly out from that door over there, then sprout wings, before finally exploding into chocolate jelly.

I'm not so sure I like the train that follows...

Granted, but they're no match for the highly trained and organized Spork Legions.

I wish I had a high end, custom fitted, stetson hat in good condition.

Granted, you love it so much you take your own life when someone steals the extremely stylish hat.

I wish I could understand some of the things my friends do.

Granted, but now you're deeply disturbed by your friends and can no longer hang out with them.

I wish for the new season of Doctor Who to air already.

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jacky2734 wrote:Granted, but they're no match for the highly trained and organized Spork Legions.

I wish I had a high end, custom fitted, Stetson hat in good condition.

I know a place you could have one made from a hat blank...although Stetson runs on the pricey side. American hat company is a good one too not as pricey.

Granted but you must pirate the episodes as you miss the airing and ate caught and made to pay the penalty...

I wish ByR was real

Granted, but the Pegasus you that runs it never lets you have freebies.

I wish for a bar of gold that has been smelted into iron. And then sent to the sun.

Aonee wrote:
I wish for a bar of gold that has been smelted into iron. And then sent to the sun.

Granted, however, you are in debt for the rest of your life for sending it.

I wish for a loonie.

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ketchup504 wrote:

Aonee wrote:
I wish for a bar of gold that has been smelted into iron. And then sent to the sun.

Granted, however, you are in debt for the rest of your life for sending it.

I wish for a loonie.

Granted however, the black knight always triumphs

O I wish the voice recognition software would behave on my phone

Granted, but you're now mute.

I wish for a t.

Granteed you get a moldy rusted out Ford Model T...

what did you expect? they are museum pieces...not like its a tARDIS.,...


i WISH my cat would crap in the litter box only and piss in her litter box only...

Granted, unfortunately, it now thinks you bed is its litterbox.

I wish I legally owned the most expensive gun in the world and that it was insured against all forms of damage, destruction, or theft without me having to pay a ridiculously high premium.

Granted. It's ammunition, on the other hand, costs a fortune per round.

I wish for more rum.

Granted, but a strange, poisoned fog falls over your area and the only antidote is among 200 bottles of rum. At the bottom of one. Good luck.

I wish that my dog wouldn't claw my friend.

((You know nothing about fine gun collecting, Robo, You don't actually shoot the gun because every round that goes through it decreases its value.))
Granted, but now it's clawing you.

I wish I was the happiest man in the world, and not because of some awful medical condition, or injury, or botched brain surgery.

jacky2734 wrote:((You know nothing about fine gun collecting, Robo, You don't actually shoot the gun because every round that goes through it decreases its value.))
Granted, but now it's clawing you.

I wish I was the happiest man in the world, and not because of some awful medical condition, or injury, or botched brain surgery.

Nope. Don't ever plan on having a collection. I've got two for trapshooting and that's it. Besides, I needed something to work with to respond to that wish.

Granted. But you cannot know any other emotion...not even love, or pain, or loss...(fuck that isn't a much of a corruption at all if you're still happy...um...)...your absence of these emotions causes you to remain ignorant of danger, resulting in your death. (sadasfsdfsadgsadf)

I wish Jacky would stop frustrating my brain.

Granted, my wishes will instead simply shut your brain down.

I wish that the next wisher cannot use the letters "a","e", and "r" in their post but still have to use complete and correct words words.

jacky2734 wrote:Granted, my wishes will instead simply shut your brain down.

I wish that the next wisher cannot use the letters "a","e", and "r" in their post but still have to use complete and correct words words.

You disgust my mum.

I wish to fly

Granted, You fly too close to the sun.

I wish to throw away my wish.

Granted, but it's a boomerang wish that comes back and hits you in the head for throwing it away.

I wish that the next wisher cannot use the letter"i" in their post.

Wish declined so it can even be specifically mentioned as a wish.

I wish I had a better voice, my one is too soft spoken - doesn't fit my build at all.

Granted, but now it's high and squeaky and cracks a lot.

I wish for a pet bombomb who's detonator has been defused.

jacky2734 wrote:Granted, but now it's high and squeaky and cracks a lot.

I wish for a pet bombomb who's detonator has been defused.

>better voice
>too soft spoken
>wish granted
>high/squeaky cracks a lot.

how is that a granted wish? It'd be a better twist if I can't be heard when I speak or something >.>


Granted, but he doesn't need a detonator to blow up, and does so in your face when angry.


I wish for a better wish

Kippershy wrote:

how is that a granted wish? It'd be a better twist if I can't be heard when I speak or something >.>


Granted, but he doesn't need a detonator to blow up, and does so in your face when angry.


I wish for a better wish

You're voice is better in a comedic way, especially with your British accent.

Granted, but now you're not allowed to make the better wish.

I wish for a pet Pink Bombomb.(They're friendly and don't blow up in your face.)

That only gets me tempted to make a video or show you one of my existing videos to show how crap my voice/accent is xD

I was told by one American lass that I sound like a street urchin out of Fable 2

Kippershy wrote:

jacky2734 wrote:Granted, but now it's high and squeaky and cracks a lot.

I wish for a pet bombomb who's detonator has been defused.

>better voice
>too soft spoken
>wish granted
>high/squeaky cracks a lot.

how is that a granted wish? It'd be a better twist if I can't be heard when I speak or something >.>


Granted, but he doesn't need a detonator to blow up, and does so in your face when angry.


I wish for a better wish

(Your voice was Sweetie Belle's! Which is a pretty great voice.)

I wish for a giant sandwich.

Granted. But there's no way in hell you're going to finish this thing by yourself.

I wish for some happy after what I just wrote in the RP...
EDIT: Well...I kinda made a bit of my own happy, but still...*ahem*

I wish all my future writing plans for the RP didn't sound so damn cheesy.