Corrupt a Wish

Granted. And I won't touch that one.

I wish for moar pylons.

Aonee wrote:Granted. And I won't touch that one.

I wish for moar pylons.

Granted, but they are destroyed by siege tanks and your cannons are now useless.

I wish for additional doritos.

Granted, but you forgot the Mountain Dew.

I wish for Irish.

ketchup504 wrote:

Aonee wrote:I wish for moar pylons.

Granted, but they are destroyed by siege tanks and your cannons are now useless.

Nooo!! How will he ever perfect his Korean anti-internet-facepunch technique?!?!?

Granted. You are now in Ireland, and are promptly beat up by a gang of leprechauns. (those cheeky little bastards...)

I wish for noodles.

Granted, you get to experience the Southern American tradition of catfish noodling, but a snapping turtle bites your thumb off on your first go.

(Since nobody bothered to grant this the last time I wished it.) I wish for a pet pink bombomb.(They're friendly and don't blow up in your face.)

Granted, but all things come to an end. Your Bob-omb's time comes when you needed it most.

I wish June would end.

Granted. You have just lost a month of your life.

I wish for a heart with wings. Or a soul that sings.

Granted, those wings are hell on your heart, They drastically reduce your life expectancy.

Granted, unfortunately you go deaf. The good news is that other people can reap the rewards of you soul's music.

I wish for more pony.

Granted, however it's Gen3.5 pony... I'm so sorry.

I wish the world was like anime, the cool kind not the goofy kind.

Granted, you get a strange hunk of meat delivered to you.
I wish shipping from the US was faster.

((Uh, Ketchup, was that for me or Last?))

((We could just assume it was for me.))

Granted, Life is nothing, but yelling, tits, and the occasional monster. Since there's so much competition you hardly ever get a kill.

Granted, now the whole world is the US.

I wish Gen 4 MLP was the only MLP to ever exist.

Granted, but then there was no G1 to inspire Lauren Faust, thus there actually was no G4 either.

I wish for the power to undo what's undone.

Granted, but you... uh... accidentally undo the undone thing that allowed you to come into existence.

I wish that hadn't been so confusing.

Granted. You know fully understand what you gave me, and thus you realize how stupid you just were.

I wish I wasn't underground, seven years without a sound.

Granted, Have some blinding sunlight.

I wish for pennies and an umbrella.

Granted, but the pennies were dropped off the Empire State Building, and landed on the umbrella.

I wish for cobalt, the wisdom in your heart.

Granted, but wisdom is in the soul, not the heart, so you get nothing.

I wish that the next wisher is unable to use any words containing the letters "i","e","r", and "t" in their wish.

Nah. Good now.

Now full Mach 10.

Granted, but your jet breaks up due to the vibrations.

I wish for a fresh organic apple.

Granted. It's so fresh and organic, it even has a worm in it.

I wish I was superhero, with a green coke bottle.

Aonee wrote:Granted. It's so fresh and organic, it even has a worm in it.

I wish I was superhero, with a green coke bottle.

Granted you were a super hero, now you're washed up an pissing in said green cokebottle

I wish I had some more tomatoes in my sandwich

Granted, they drown out all the other favors.

I wish more people would get my references.

Granted, but since everybody gets them, they're no longer funny.

I wish that the earth was covered in air that had a consistency of 70%nitrogen, 20% oxygen, and 10% other gasses.

*Lights a match* no too different, although thothers are making it hard to breatheand don't we use more nitrogen than that, imean... gasp... thin air


I wish for the "tefalon coated" shit you know the perfect shit, the kind you don't even need toilet paper to wipe your ass for because it just does not leave any residue, its perfectly clean... the kind you have to check to see if you shit because you did not even feel it leave your rectum...

Granted, but it causes your toilet to clog up and run over.

I wish for the ability to set the Sun on fire! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

(not too bad a thing since I live in an apartment, they will fix my toilet and then you'll se the sun on fire... congrats we all die because the nuclear fusion has abstained

I wish I could teleport anywhere anywhen and in any how always arriving whole at my destination and alive with no cost to myself in any manner or any cost to that whcih exists, hell i wish that that ability was expanded to the point I could cross into other universes and the means is completely natural not requiring any devices or strata...(I like that word)

Granted, but you are unable to interact with your surroundings and every time you teleport, you forget everything about the previous place.

I wish for spearmint flavored gum.

Granted. But no Doublemint Twins for you.

I wish for moar energy drink.

RoboRed wrote:Granted. But no Doublemint Twins for you.

I wish for moar energy drink.

Granted; you get my special blend of energy drink: Pepsi max, some weird orange stuff from Mexico a friend gave me, some weird clear stuff from Taiwan that's 59c in the Miscellaneous aisle, and a bowl of ramen to wash the ohgodwhat taste out of your mouth.

I wish I had some of my special blend of energy drink...