Re: Corrupt a Wish

by Mikas Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:25 am

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish for more focus.

by Scootaloo Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:30 am

Granted but it's too much focus.

I wish for patience.

by Mikas Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:33 am

Granted, but you waited for it forever.

I wish for time travel.

by jacky2734 Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:14 am

Granted, you now have the ability to move forward in time one second at a time.

I wish for ADORABLENESS!

by Mikas Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:21 am

Granted, you now have type 2 DIABEETUS.

I wish my foresight was as good as my hindsight.

by jacky2734 Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:12 am

Granted, but your hindsight was bad to begin with.

I wish for an original Scifi Movie to be produced.

by Scootaloo Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:09 pm

Granted but it sucks.

I wish for a faster internet.

by jacky2734 Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:22 pm

Granted, but you will never again have access to any device that will allow you on the internet.(Honestly, how many times has this wish been done?)

I wish for A Holy Hand Grenade.

by Aonee Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:18 pm

Granted, but you counted to five, not three.

I wish for a mustache to rival Wyomming's.

by jacky2734 Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:29 pm

Granted, but it will never be as glorious and hammy as his.

I wish for a MP5.

by IncoherentOrange Thu Jul 12, 2012 3:25 pm

Granted. You have a silly audio-video format to play with. Nothing uses it.

I wish for a shrink-ray and immunity to said shrink-ray.

by Guest Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:17 pm

Granted, it only shrinks things by a few micrometers.

I wish for the scarab gun.

by Aonee Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:19 pm

Grantd but you don't have unlimited ammo for it.

I wish for a magnum.

by Mikas Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:56 pm

Granted, you blow a hole in the wall as it chirps and clicks causing the authorities to investigate.

I wish for an organized room.

by Aonee Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:07 pm

Granted, but I just blew a hole through its wall.

I wish for a cyborg buddy.

by Guest Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:23 pm

Granted, but you attach her to her cyber gun love interest and suddenly she has no time for you.

I wish for a cyber gun.

by Aonee Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:26 pm

Granted, but it only works for cyborgs.

I wish for a Lee Enfield.

by Guest Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:03 pm

Granted, but you tagged energy weapons.

I wish I could use the paralyzing palm.

by Aonee Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:31 pm

Granted, but you can not find any deathclaw guanlets.

I wish for a Gauss Rifle.

by jacky2734 Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:12 pm

Granted, but since this is the real world and not the Fallout world, there's no energy source for it.

I wish to drop the bass.

by Aonee Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:14 pm

Granted, but you messed it up and dropped a salmon instead.

I wish for a Bassmobile!

by Mikas Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:36 pm

Granted, once again all the glass in the neighborhood is shattered. You are fined for damages and disturbing the peace. They also confiscate the car to prevent any more damage (this is not the first bassmobile I have granted).

I wish for the answer to the eternal question: What is Love?

by jacky2734 Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:46 pm

Granted, love is what you make of it.

I wish for a Rainboom Cannon.

by Aonee Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:31 pm

Granted, but something clogged the barrel. It was you.

I wish for a nyan cat.

by Guest Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:39 pm

Granted, but the cold vacuum of space is a Nyan cats natural habitat. It becomes incredibly depressed and stops pooping rainbows.

I wish JasonX was a comedy movie. It probably be better off if people didn't take it seriously. I know I didn't.

by Aonee Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:56 pm

Granted. But, unfortuantely, you still get...
screwed.

I wish for a sock.

by Mikas Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:17 am

Granted, it is covered in holes.

I wish I knew how they made those TIE Fighter engine sounds.

by jacky2734 Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:34 am

Granted, but if you try to use that sound, LucasArts will sue you for every penny you own.

I wish the fourth wisher's wish after this wish didn't get corrupted.

by Mikas Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:37 am

Granted, I wont corrupt that wish.

I wish I could see Equestria.

by Ketchup Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:38 am

Granted. You already have.

I wish for another kilogram of Skittles.

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