Corrupt a Wish

Granted, Earth falls out of the Goldilocks Zone. Almost everything dies.

I wish for a less broken chair that is just as comfortable.

ketchup504 wrote:Granted, Earth falls out of the Goldilocks Zone. Almost everything dies.

I wish for a less broken chair that is just as comfortable.

Granted; but when you play the game of chairs, you win or you die. And now there are a bunch of other contenders for your new chair (which is made out of iron, incidentally, so as to make it break less easily...), several of which are preparing to lay siege to your house and all of which have very few qualms about killing you and the people you love, just to get at your new chair.

I wish Game of Thrones' new season came out sooner...

Granted, but in order for it to be released early, the studio requires the blood of your first born.(OAC made a good point, I'm bringing it back, baby.)

I wish the sky was purple.

Granted. This change requires a change in the gases of the atmosphere. Which, quite frankly, doesn't result in a happy ending for any of us.

I wish the sky was pitch black.

Granted, its now nighttime with an overcast, nothing else exciting happens and in eight hours, the sun will rise.

I wish for magical beans.

Granted, You grow the beanstalk, however you are not Jack and the ogre grinds your bones to make his bread.

I wish I would stop missing new episode of The Legend Of Korra.

Granted. However, the emergency broadcast system conveniently decides to run tests every time it's on.

I wish the Guild Wars 2 beta weekend didn't have to end...

Granted. The game stays in beta forever.

I wish Bioware had the funds to develop and publish games independently.

((Technically, I am Jack))
Granted, but they suck.

I wish I obtained the life force of the next wisher.

Granted, but I got killed about 3 times a few pages ago. There is no life force to obtain.

I wish for some double A batteries.

Granted, but they've been drained.

I wish for money rain.

Granted, it rains quarters. To make matters worse through all the quarters you were unable to see the drained batteries that Magma tossed at your head.

I wish we found cloudsville sooner.

Granted, but now we have even less time until the mods get sick of us and bring down the banhammer on the lot of us.

I wish for a zoozoo.

Granted but it went woowoo?

I wish for my nose to stop being runny.

Granted, your now horribly congested, sorry.

I wish for a book.

Granted but it's so boring you burn it.

I wish for ultimate power.

Granted.

Power corrupts. Absolute Power corrupts Absolutely.

Do I even need to say more?

I wish for a set of wheel.

Granted, but I have absolutely no idea what you want, so here's a dog wearing a tophat.


I wish for a fresh, ice-cold 32oz can of Dr.Pepper to appear in my hand and that I am allowed to drink it.

Granted, it has an extra ingredient, can you guess what it is?


I wish for more Pinkamena smilies

Granted, but they come alive and burst through your computer screen. RUN!!!

I wish for a blank.

Granted, It's not Boo. You get tired of cleaning up it's shit and picking up things it's constantly knocking over within a week. The good news is since it doesn't seem to have a personality or emotions, it's not going to be too hard to put it down.

I wish I was a faster typer.

Granted. You can now type so fast that your keyboard catches on fire.

I wish for some deep-dish pizza.

Granted, but it's got anchovies.

I wish for [redacted]

Granted. SCP-173 is now here to give you a hug...

I wish for an end to all acne.

Granted, Wile E Coyote can no longer get any more gadgets to use against the Road Runner... What? ... What do you mean you didn't say ACME? ... Well it's not my fault you can't enunciate ... Well you don't have to get snippy about it ... Sorry, I can't change the outcome ... Because Science that's why ... I don't give a damn if that's not a good excuse, it's the reason and I'm sticking to it ... Is it really necessary to bring the sanctity of my parents marriage into this? ... You know what, I refuse to respond to that vulgar comment ... I'm not listening to this anymore, This conversation is over.

I wish for infinite in-store credits for any store of my choosing and that they don't expire for 1,000 years beginning as soon as the wish is granted.

Granted. But you bankrupt whatever store you use them in.

I wish for a Boo.

Aonee wrote:Granted. But you bankrupt whatever store you use them in.

I wish for a Boo.

Granted, but, in the interest of not making Boo sad, we had to teleport you to Hoofington instead of making her leave Blackjack forever.

I wish to go to Hoofington to save Aonee.

Granted, but after I met Boo,I went into the PHRP, so you got sucked up in it too.

I wish for the PHRP to have been over half an hour earlier saving Obsidian Hope.

Granted but you ended up going to bed earlier and missed an important event.

Oh right I wish for a more relaxing...job...@-@