[GRIMDARK] Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons Discussion

M'kay. Unfortunately, I am not a citizen. I am the product of an overactive adolescent imagination. Impossibility becomes pseudo-reality.
Shape-Shifter

O. Hinds wrote:Update on 44:
Hey, it just occurred to me: 44. Maybe the superstition of the number 4 is doing something here. Anyway, we are beginning to joke that the chapter is indeed cursed. Good news: all of the chapter that has so far been made available to us, including that difficult scene, has been brushed. Bad news: Somber has to go to a family gathering and won't have much more time today, and Bronode is now likely busy tomorrow and almost certainly busy Tuesday. So we are now looking at Wednesday as the probably day of release, unless we get lucky. Considering that this chapter has literally dodged explosions, though, I don't think that it's too very bad. Still, though, sorry.

y'all go ahead and take as much time as y'all need. We don't mind waiting for a little extra time. especially in light of recent events.

Elexius wrote:M'kay. Unfortunately, I am not a citizen. I am the product of an overactive adolescent imagination. Impossibility becomes pseudo-reality.
Shape-Shifter

Meh. Same difference here really.

Hey, it's summer time for me so I'm cool with the wait. Brush that chapter as much as ya'll need to, I'm certain it'll be one of the best ones yet. Especially if it's only half as good as the last two.

Derpmind wrote:

Despite not believing in astrology, I fit with my sign quite well, except for that 'sexy' part. Lol.

Sindri wrote:

Elexius wrote:If I can handle Project Horizons, I can handle prettymuch anything.
Now, please enlighten me.

Disregard. There is nothing to fear here. Nothing whatsoever.
Whatever you do, do not panic.
Go about your business, citizen.
Under no circumstances are you to panic. Especially since there is no reason to.

Yeah relax. I'll go get Jacky he has "orientations" to administer.

TheLastDefender wrote:

Sindri wrote:

Elexius wrote:If I can handle Project Horizons, I can handle prettymuch anything.
Now, please enlighten me.

Disregard. There is nothing to fear here. Nothing whatsoever.
Whatever you do, do not panic.
Go about your business, citizen.
Under no circumstances are you to panic. Especially since there is no reason to.

Yeah relax. I'll go get Jacky he has "orientations" to administer.

*Elexius raises his left brow* Orientations?

Aonee wrote:

Sindri wrote:

Aonee wrote:
But... But... But...

Just accept it and move on. The sooner you let go, the sooner you can get piss drunk and forget the whole episode.

But... But... My tank! And then my turret! And then the car!

Sorry about destroying your things.
But I got you this to make up for it.

Do you like it?

Elexius wrote:

TheLastDefender wrote:

Sindri wrote:

Elexius wrote:If I can handle Project Horizons, I can handle prettymuch anything.
Now, please enlighten me.

Disregard. There is nothing to fear here. Nothing whatsoever.
Whatever you do, do not panic.
Go about your business, citizen.
Under no circumstances are you to panic. Especially since there is no reason to.

Yeah relax. I'll go get Jacky he has "orientations" to administer.

*Elexius raises his left brow* Orientations?

Don't worry Jacky will explain everything just go down the hall second room on your right. I would tell you more but its against the policy.

Another lurker coming out of the shadows here, I haven't read the old threads (I've looked at them though) due to the huge number of posts
My opinion of the story: it's impossibly grimdark, it's the only story that I've had to stop reading mid-chapter to restore my faith in humanity/ponykind, plus chapter 43 had me questioning my own sanity (sanity, is for the WEAK!), and I enjoyed every word of it
my opinion in three words: best story ever

stringtheory wrote:Another lurker coming out of the shadows here, I haven't read the old threads (I've looked at them though) due to the huge number of posts
My opinion of the story: it's impossibly grimdark, it's the only story that I've had to stop reading mid-chapter to restore my faith in humanity/ponykind, plus chapter 43 had me questioning my own sanity (sanity, is for the WEAK!), and I enjoyed every word of it
my opinion in three words: best story ever

Welcome to the fold.

stringtheory wrote:Another lurker coming out of the shadows here, I haven't read the old threads (I've looked at them though) due to the huge number of posts
My opinion of the story: it's impossibly grimdark, it's the only story that I've had to stop reading mid-chapter to restore my faith in humanity/ponykind, plus chapter 43 had me questioning my own sanity (sanity, is for the WEAK!), and I enjoyed every word of it
my opinion in three words: best story ever

Welcome to the Hoof, we hope you enjoy your stay.

Wow, three newcomers in one day I hope Jacky has enough room in orientation for all of them.

stringtheory wrote:Another lurker coming out of the shadows here, I haven't read the old threads (I've looked at them though) due to the huge number of posts
My opinion of the story: it's impossibly grimdark, it's the only story that I've had to stop reading mid-chapter to restore my faith in humanity/ponykind, plus chapter 43 had me questioning my own sanity (sanity, is for the WEAK!), and I enjoyed every word of it
my opinion in three words: best story ever

We provide one of three complimentary items: A free bottle of wisky, one of your choice guns, or infinite sanity. Choose wisely.

Infinite sanity seems like a waste to me

* Elexius shifts his posture to one more suitable for defense, while slowly reaching for the custom-made black 1911 (with a fleur-de-lis design starting on the grip and spiraling up to the slide before continuing along slide and ending at the tip of it's muzzle) holstered to his left leg with his right hand. * I refuse. * he growled defiantly*

Moodyman90 wrote:Infinite sanity seems like a waste to me

You would be very, very, very, surprised

Elexius wrote:
*Elexius raises his left brow* Orientations?

*Straps Eluxius to uncomfortable chair and turns on TV*
This is the complete series of the TV Show "Barney and Friends", it will continuously play at maximum volume level until you either pass or fail orientation.
*Places banana in his lap*
This is a banana. It is absolutely necessary in order to pass orientation. You must figure out why.
*Starts timer*
You have twenty-four hours to pass this test. There will be surprises, and if you have not passed orientation by the time the timer goes off, we'll be forced to put you down. We've found this to be more merciful than allowing you to continue living.
*Leaves room*
See you in twenty-four hours. Goodbye, and may the deity of your choice have mercy on your soul.
*Closes and quadruple locks heavy steel door.*
Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!

O. Hinds wrote:Update on 44:

As others have said, take whatever time you need - I am of course eager to see the new chapter, but it is always worth waiting for.
Really, I just hope Somber will be alright at the "family gathering"...
*hugs Somber*

RoboRed wrote:That was one awesome episode of Stargate Atlantis.

Indeed it was, also, nice remix.

jacky2734 wrote:

Elexius wrote:
*Elexius raises his left brow* Orientations?

*Straps Eluxius to uncomfortable chair and turns on TV*
This is the complete series of the TV Show "Barney and Friends", it will continuously play at maximum volume level until you either pass or fail orientation.
*Places banana in his lap*
This is a banana. It is absolutely necessary in order to pass orientation. You must figure out why.
*Starts timer*
You have twenty-four hours to pass this test. There will be surprises, and if you have not passed orientation by the time the timer goes off, we'll be forced to put you down. We've found this to be more merciful than allowing you to continue living.
*Leaves room*
See you in twenty-four hours. Goodbye, and may the deity of your choice have mercy on your soul.
*Closes and quadruple locks heavy steel door.*
Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Wait a minute. Why does he get a banana and I had to get a orange. Do you know hard it was to pass with a goddam ORANGE!!

jacky2734 wrote:

Elexius wrote:
*Elexius raises his left brow* Orientations?

*Straps Eluxius to uncomfortable chair and turns on TV*
This is the complete series of the TV Show "Barney and Friends", it will continuously play at maximum volume level until you either pass or fail orientation.
*Places banana in his lap*
This is a banana. It is absolutely necessary in order to pass orientation. You must figure out why.
*Starts timer*
You have twenty-four hours to pass this test. There will be surprises, and if you have not passed orientation by the time the timer goes off, we'll be forced to put you down. We've found this to be more merciful than allowing you to continue living.
*Leaves room*
See you in twenty-four hours. Goodbye, and may the deity of your choice have mercy on your soul.
*Closes and quadruple locks heavy steel door.*
Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!

What about the other two? We have spare rooms right?

What are you talking about? Everyone gets a banana. Why would I give you an orange? Oranges are useless.

jacky2734 wrote:What are you talking about? Everyone gets a banana. Why would I give you an orange? Oranges are useless.

You mean you can't use them for Rad-Away? Crap I have to change some things.

((Obviously nobody even read my reply. Does anybody know how to properly RP?))

guarddogjr wrote:
What about the other two? We have spare rooms right?

Oh, of course. We've got a full complex full of orientation rooms.

Elexius wrote:((Obviously nobody even read my reply. Does anybody know how to properly RP?))

Our attention span is of a Squirrel on caffeine. Should have mentioned that.

Elexius wrote:((Obviously nobody even read my reply. Does anybody know how to properly RP?))

In all fairness, you hadn't posted yet when I started typing my post. Also, two more things.

1.) Guns are useless against me when I'm setting you up for orientation.
2.) If you can't handle orientation, than your not ready to be part of the PHCC, and thus you should leave the thread until you are ready.

jacky2734 wrote:What are you talking about? Everyone gets a banana. Why would I give you an orange? Oranges are useless.

Look I don't know if we were on short supply but you gave me a orange and it was useless and I had to do.....Things to get through okay!!! *Goes sob in a corner*

[quote="jacky2734"]

guarddogjr wrote:

jacky2734 wrote:

What about the other two? We have spare rooms right?

Oh, of course. We've got a full complex full of orientation rooms.

You did make sure there all running Barney right? Because as I said before NO ONE survives PVP.

*Sighs* Okay. I guess I have no choice. Orientation is going to be dreadful.

Rboy474 wrote:This also quite convenient as well because for my senior project I literally have to write a book over the summer Wish me luck. T,T

Good luck.

You crazy non physics/engineering majors...