Corrupt a Wish

Granted, Welcome to the new Ice Age Be-atch.

I wish SCP-682 was dead.

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I wish...help...

Granted. It's not what you expect.

I wish bed.

((how did you know what I was referring to?))

granted, it's a bed of coals

I wish for chaos

Granted. It comes in box/pie/bomb flavor.

I wish for octopus.

Granted, you now have an octopus living in your stomach. Try explaining that to your doctor.

I wish it got cranked up to eleven.

jacky2734 wrote:Granted, you now have an octopus living in your stomach. Try explaining that to your doctor.

I wish it got cranked up to eleven.

Granted; the volume has now been cranked up to eleven. It costed you significantly more to add a whole 'nother setting to the amp, instead of just making ten a bit louder(and thus achieving the same effect), but your volume is now one digit greater than it used to be! (Alternatively: granted - the temperature has now been cranked up to 11 degrees K, up from 10. Everyone is still instantly frozen, though.)

I wish there were more good horror movies out there that I've not yet seen.

Granted. But they're all in other countries in foreign languages you don't understand.

I wish to make sweet, sweet love to this machine.

Granted, but you forgot to turn it off and you're now recovering from severe burns down there.

I wish for more money to buy this

Granted, but it's out of stock.

I wish I'd know English better.

First time. I'm doing it right?

Granted, however you are kidnapped, and your tongue is cut out for ransom. You can no longer speak at all.

I wish it would stop raining.

(Yes, you are doing it right. And for a change, you corruption doesn't involve someone dying/ being injured...)

Granted, the area you live in is now in a severe drought with no end in sight.

I wish my area now got the rain MrMagma got rid of with his wish.

Granted. Your town/city is washed away.

I wish for ointment for my burns.

Granted. Supplied ointment reduces discomfort.

I wish for a perfect deodorant.

Granted. But it only has one use and it's nigh-impossible to get more.

I wish for BAAASEBALL!

Granted, a baseball crashes through you're window at slams into the back of your head.

I wish I'd win the American Ninja Warrior Challenge.

Granted, nobody sees it. G4 decided Cops and Cheaters were more entertaining.

I wish I didn't have such a hard time falling asleep.

TheLastDefender wrote:Granted, nobody sees it. G4 decided Cops and Cheaters were more entertaining.

I wish I didn't have such a hard time falling asleep.

((Ha! that's a laugh. ANW is one of their major programs. They replace that and they've just screwed themselves severely.))

Granted, but now you have an even harder time waking up.

I wish I had the complete retail edition of Halo 4 RIGHT NOW!!!

Granted, you beat the campaign. Now what?

I wish I had a ps3 so I could play "The Last Of Us".

TheLastDefender wrote:Granted, you beat the campaign. Now what?

I wish I had a ps3 so I could play "The Last Of Us".

((The campaign is the whole reason why I buy Halo, Try finding any other FPS that has such a compelling story. And it's replay value is also stupendously high for being in the FPS genre.))

Granted, but when you log into the PSN, your account gets hacked.

I'd wish some other company would get into the console war. Seriously, the current one is getting dull.

((Campaign is proabably the ONLY thing I'm gonna end up doing on Halo 4))
Granted. Apple decided to join. (and I'm honestly okay with this.)

I wish for granola.

((me too))

Granted.*Robo is buried alive by granola*

I wish I was the the soul imprinted on SCP-963.

jacky2734 wrote:

TheLastDefender wrote:Granted, you beat the campaign. Now what?

I wish I had a ps3 so I could play "The Last Of Us".

((The campaign is the whole reason why I buy Halo, Try finding any other FPS that has such a compelling story. And it's replay value is also stupendously high for being in the FPS genre.))

((I've personally gotten quite a bit of enjoyment from Halo's multiplayer and co-op over the years. Bioshock has a damn good story, True it's got RPG elements but it's an FPS at it's core.))

I wish for $20.

Granted, but you have to use it to find a a sig that won't give me diabetes...


I wish for more DAKKA

((Hey, nobody granted my wish.))

((I would've if I knew what that is XD))

((SCP-963))

((I will))

Granted but I took it for myself :D

I wish for a new smartphone.

((That means your mind a consciousness gets overwritten by me.))

Granted, it's so advance it can do everything except make a phone call.

I wish I had a bazooka.