Re: Corrupt a Wish

by Valikdu Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:40 am

Granted. And after it's handed over, the Scout comes to your house and HE. EATS. YOUR. PIZZA. NOMNOMNOM.

I wish Mac Walters would never write anything ever again. In fact, I wish for him to be replaced. By Somber.

by XT Vengeance Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:29 am

Granted, and I refuse to mess with that one.

I wish Mac Walters was fired, and could never write anything again.

by Spitfire Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:21 am

Granted, but I don't know who that is, so got the wrong person.

I wish for knee high stripped socks.

by **RoboRed** Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:43 pm

Granted. They tear as soon as you get them.

I wish for a calculator.

by jacky2734 Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:07 pm

Granted, here's an abacus, it's a low low tech calculator.

I wish the next chapter in Project Horizons would come out already.

by **RoboRed** Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:09 pm

Granted. But a bolt of lightning strikes your house and severs your internet connection when it does.

I wish for tea.

by **Moonlight** Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:34 pm

Granted, but it has hot sauce as flavoring.

I wish I didn't have to take my exams to pass with good grades

by Ketchup Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:42 pm

Moonlight wrote:Granted, but it has hot sauce as flavoring.

I wish I didn't have to take my exams to pass with good grades

Granted, but the rest of the year is that much harder.

I wish for a dual-Bofors 40mm that works, has ammo, and can't be taken away.

by **RoboRed** Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:30 pm

Granted. But the ammo is bad.

I wish for bacon.

by jacky2734 Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:46 am

Granted, it's tofu bacon.

I wish for I had the Pick of Destiny.

by **RoboRed** Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:29 am

Granted. But every guitar you use it on busts it's strings.

I wish for tater tots.

by jacky2734 Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:54 am

Granted, but they've been sitting out for almost three hours now, so they're all cold, squishy, and chewy.

I wish to set fire to the sun!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!

by **RoboRed** Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:36 am

Granted. You have now *2012-06-03 10:35:29 [SEVERE] java.io.IOException: Data error (redundancy check)*
*SYSTEM FAILURE*

I wish for a really comfy pair of socks.

by jacky2734 Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:12 pm

Granted, but they have holes in the toes.

I wish this wish didn't get granted.

by Valikdu Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:40 pm

Umm... "False". I'll go with "false".

I wish for moar lulz.

by jacky2734 Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:47 pm

Granted, but they're lulzing at you, not with you.

I wish you guys would check out the new thread I started, the links in my signature.

by Guest Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:03 am

jacky2734 wrote:Granted, but they're lulzing at you, not with you.

I wish you guys would check out the new thread I started, the links in my signature.

Granted, but now Aonee's character has proved herself cleverer than yours.

I wish I could remember my dreams if I wanted to.

by **CamoBadger** Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:02 am

Granted, they horrify you and make you wish you couldn't remember them at all.

I wish I didn't drink so much last night

by **RoboRed** Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:11 am

(You and me both.)
Granted. But you remember nothing about last night and inexplicably find yourself in an awkward situation.

I wish for a tylenol.

by **CamoBadger** Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:13 am

(Lol you think that didn't already happen XD)
Granted, but it does nothing to help your raging headache and just makes you angry.

I wish for more coffee

by **RoboRed** Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:35 am

(Awww...and I missed it? :P)
Granted. But it's piss-weak and lukewarm.

I wish for a glass of water. A big one.

by jacky2734 Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:53 pm

Granted, but your not able to drink out of it.

I wish for a pet rock.

by **RoboRed** Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:56 pm

Granted. *notices boulder rolling down hill* It's king-sized and it loves you very much. *flees*

I wish for a new ceiling fan.

by jacky2734 Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:11 pm

Granted, but something compels you to play "Dodge the Blades with Your Hand."

I wish for more Dakka.

by Camera Click Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:40 pm

Granted, but the Space Marines kill all of you.

I wish a beta for Halo4 would come out.

by **RoboRed** Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:54 pm

jacky2734 wrote:Granted, but something compels you to play "Dodge the Blades with Your Hand."

I LOVE THAT GAME!!! Crazy

Granted. But it's buggy as all hell and the servers crash.

I wish for some fruit snacks.

by XT Vengeance Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:04 pm

Granted, here are some scooby doo fruit snacks, I made sure to add extra cyanide, like you wanted.

I wish I got paid more at my current job.

by Valikdu Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:14 pm

Granted, but the inflation negates this increase.

I wish for moar mans1ay3r videos.

by jacky2734 Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:35 pm

Granted, but they suck.

I wish for The Black Pearl.

by **RoboRed** Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:43 pm

Granted. But you are muntinized soon after obtaining it.

I wish it wasn't so damn hot out right now.

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