The Elder Scrolls: Tales of the Nerevarine
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Re: The Elder Scrolls: Tales of the Nerevarine
"I've always enjoyed a good work of fiction. Epic quests, cults, espionage and intrigue, plots concocted by ancient orders involving the emperor himself, and so many other fantastical things... *sigh* Do you have anything funny? I find myself in need of a good laugh."
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Dalamus stepped out of the book store and contemplated on how they would find the others they were looking for.
He found Huleeya in a bar by luck, it's obvious they wouldn't be that lucky a second time.
He found Huleeya in a bar by luck, it's obvious they wouldn't be that lucky a second time.
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"Any thoughts?" Aldarilar asked Dalamus. "We can just, you know, don't rush ahead and take slow approach."
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"Jobasha would suggest that you take the matter more seriously. This one thinks the game is afoot," the Khajiit said conspiratorially. "As for a comedy, this one suggests ABCs for Barbarians, Cap'n's Guide to the Fishy Stick, or Lord Jornibret's Last Dance."
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"Oh, don't worry, I'm serious. Just having trouble taking the situation seriously. And the last one if you don't mind, it sounds interesting."
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"Very good, yes. That will be 200 Septims," the khajiit purred.
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"I hope it's a good book then," she said as she pulled out the appropriate number of septims.
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Jobasha passed over the book, taking the septims and pocketing them. "I am sure you will enjoy it, yes."
- Lord Jornibret's Last Dance:
- (Traditional)
Women's Verse I
Every winter season,
Except for the reason
Of one war or another
(Really quite a bother),
The Queen of Rimmen and her consort
Request their vassals come and cavort.
On each and every ball,
The first man at the Hall
Is Lord Ogin Jornibret of Gaer,
The Curse of all the Maidens Fair.
Women's Refrain
Oh, dear ladies, beware.
Dearest, dearest ladies, take care.
Though he's a very handsome man,
If you dare to take his handsome hand,
The nasty little spell will be cast
And your first dance with him will be the last.
Men's Verse I
At this social event
Everyone who went
Knew the bows and stances
And steps to all the dances.
The Queen of Rimmen and her consort
Would order a trumpet's wild report,
And there could be no indecision
As the revelers took position.
The first dance only ladies, separate
Away from such men as Lord Jornibret.
Men's Refrain
Oh, dear fellows, explain.
Brothers, can you help make it plain:
The man's been doing this for years,
Leaving maidens fair in tears
Before the final tune's been blast.
And her first dance with him will be the last.
Women's Verse II
Lord Ogin Jornibret of Gaer
Watched the ladies dance on air
The loveliest in the realm.
A fellow in a ursine-hide helm
Said, "The Queen of Rimmen and her consort
Have put together quite a sport.
Which lady fair do you prefer?"
Lord Jornibret pointed, "Her.
See that bosom bob and weave.
Well-suited for me to love and leave."
Women's Refrain
Men's Verse II
The man in the mask of a bear
Had left the Lord of Gaer
Before the ladies' dance was ending.
Then a trumpet sounded, portending
That the Queen of Rimmen and her consort
Called for the men to come to court.
Disdainful, passing over all the rest,
Ogin approached she of bobbing breast.
She was rejected, saved a life of woe,
For a new maiden as fair as snow.
Men's Refrain
Women's Verse III
At the first note of the band,
The beauty took Ogin's hand.
She complimented his stately carriage
Dancing to the tune about the marriage
Of the Queen of Rimmen and her consort.
It is very difficult indeed to comport
With grace, neither falling nor flailing,
Wearing ornate hide and leather mailing,
Dancing light as the sweetest of dreams
Without a single squeak of the seams.
Women's Refrain.
Men's Verse III
The rhythms rose and fell
No one dancing could excel
With masculine grace and syncopation,
Lord Jornibret even drew admiration
From the Queen of Rimmen and her consort.
Like a beauteous vessel pulling into port,
He silently slid, belying the leather's weight.
She whispered girlishly, "The hour is late,
But I've never seen such grace in hide armor."
It 'twas a pity he knew he had to harm her.
Men's Refrain
Women's Verse IV
The tune beat was furious
He began to be curious
Where had the maiden been sequest'ed.
"Before this dance was requested
By the consort and his Queen of Rimmen
I didn't see you dance with the women."
"My dress was torn as I came to the dance,"
She said smiling in a voice deep as a man's,
"My maids worked quickly to repair,
While I wore a suit of hide, a helm of a bear."
Women's Refrain
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As she finished the poem Chrystyna snickered and tried to hide her foolish grin behind the book, "That really was quite funny."
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"We're trying to find two individuals in a city that we've never been in." He explained to Aldarilar. "I bump into the zebra by luck, do you really think we'll be that lucky with the others?"
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"Yes? And if not, we can always just do what we best do."
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"And what would that be?"
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"Get in trouble, get some attention towards us and find those who we seek."
Aldarilar shrugged. "Or, you know, we can always ask around about some persons. Discreet."
Aldarilar shrugged. "Or, you know, we can always ask around about some persons. Discreet."
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Ari grinned,"Well I'm hardly discreet so...." She started whistling a happy jig. "If you need a rowdy type of distraction to find this individual....Ill be happy to oblige."
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"I'll keep that in mind. Until then, I'd like a plan that doesn't involve the possibly spending the night behind bars." He told the Nord.
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"I have an idea. But someone might still get arrested."
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"Great." He said sarcastically. "Well, tell us what your idea is."
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"Well, smartass, what would be more distracting than a loud, armor plated nord fighting a flaming atronach in the middle of a major city?"
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Suddenly a guard in ornate armor appeared from around the corner. "All of the Ordinators in town converging and taking fetchers like you to prison," he threatened in a gravelly voice. "I suggest you move along. We are watching you, scum."
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Dalamus wanted to tell Chrystyna how that idea wouldn't work, but was interrupted by the Ordinator. "We'll discuss this later. If anyone needs me, I'll be having a drink." He told the others outside before leaving and making his way to the Black Shalk corner club and took a seet at the bar.
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Aldarilar scratched his chin. "Chrystyna, why don't we have some meal? Remember, that I've promised to treat you with one? And who knows, we might get lucky and find something out about topic, that concerns all of us."
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"*Sigh* Might as well. Maybe we can think up a legal distraction."
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Dalamus looked over at the bartender. "Hey, can I have some sujamma? I could use something to drink right about now."
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"We're all out of that at the moment," the bartender replied. "Won't get more untill tomorrow."
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"Great. Well what else do you have?"
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"Well, we have Matze, Flin, and I just got in a shipment of Mead from Solstheim," the bartender replied.
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"I'll have the mead."
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"30 septims for a flagon."
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Dalamus placed 30 septims on the counter.
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The bartender scooped up the septims, placing them in a bag, then he proceeded to pull out a flagon, setting it in front of Dalamus. Uncorking a bottle, the stallion poured out the mead, filling the flagon.
"There you go. Enjoy."
"There you go. Enjoy."
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