Fallout Equestria: The Kingdom

Her mouth start watering. She felt the urge to put something sweet and tasty in her mouth. Novae grabbed jar and tried to get some jam with it, but her mouth couldn't reach any of it. Then clever idea come to her mind. She tilt her head and let gravity do work. Which it did. Large portion of jam fall on her face and mane, before she fitted her mouth in jar. Immediately she jerked jar away, setting it on table and then wiped her face with a hoof.
"Ugh..I'm sticky now...because of you, Quiver."

Quiver smiled and shook his head.
"Um, I didn't dump jam on you."

"Well..that's..ugh.." Novae tried to get jam out of her mane, but in her attempt she only spread if further and deeper. "..true. And I can predict, that I will be soon wet and sticky."

"Yeah, dumping jam on oneself is bound to make you sticky."

Hearing Clock's scream, Crusher enters her room and wakes her up.

"And with how expensive water could be...maybe it would be cheaper to cut my mane whole..."

"Here."
Quiver gives Novae one of his canteens.

Novae takes it. "What's inside?"

Quiver chuckles quietly, and smiles.
"Water, last time I checked. I promise it won't make you stickier."

"Alcohol might be better..pure one, but whiskey could do the trick to..except it might still get my mane even stickier..vodka would be best choice..." Pours contents of canteen oh her head. Brushes mane a little. "Well..it did the trick..but now I'm slightly sticky..and wet." Looks at Quiver.

"Well, it's better than being really sticky. You could ask the bartender for a cloth or something."

Hearthfire ran up the stairs at the sound of the door breaking open and looked into Clock's room in shock. "What happened?!"

"Why would he do that?"

He moves Martinis head and kisses her, adding his tongue to the gesture.

[Fade to black]

"Nah, it's fine." Novae said with a smile. "Now I'm slightly sticky, wet and drippin'." Looks further at Quiver. "You just wanted to see how I look with wet mane, didn't you?"

"Well... um... it's better than a sticky mane?"
Quiver stammered.

"True." Squeezes water from her mane with hooves.

"Besides, I like the way your mane looks anyway."
Quiver said with a smile.

"I hope you plan on paying for that! Or at least find me a new door." Hearthfire sighed and shook her head before looking back up to Clock. "I'm sorry, Miss. I'll get you a key for a new room."

"I knew you've planned that all along. Sneaky Stable pony." Smiles and laughs.

Quiver laughs.
"Yes, you've figured out my nefarious plan."
He says in a joking tone.

"If you like my mane this way, I'll need to water it often..in which case I'll be broke before next week. Or...every time I'll wash my head, I'll leave my mane wet and come to you, so you could enjoy the view."