FO:E RP Season 2: "Electric Scootaloo"

((Uh, I don't know, all I know is I have way too much free time....))

ScytoHarmony wrote:(( *Looks at Guard's Posts*


... What do you want now, a blow job? ))

(( Lol'd hard. 10/10. ))

((I can't imagine humanized Trailblazer.))

Orm wrote:((I can't imagine humanized Trailblazer.))

((White Danny Trejo?))

Tytan wrote:

Orm wrote:((I can't imagine humanized Trailblazer.))

((White Danny Trejo?))

((...
That works.
Just without the moustache.))

((Congratulations Guard. *Shakes off the piles of taint revealing the draconequus underneath. He then proceeds to snap his talons watching as a chain launches itself from the taint.*

These quick dips aren't going to cut it for you though. *The chain snakes itself around Guard's neck dragging him under. Calls after him.* Remember, take deep breaths.))

((Why am I making an attempt at comedy in this chapter? I suck at comedy!))

((Right, I'll just take an air bubble with*Snaps and makes an air bubble*See ya guys in a bit*goes under the taint.*))

CamoBadger wrote: ((Why am I making an attempt at comedy in this chapter? I suck at comedy!))

((the Distraction Song was pretty funny.))

CamoBadger wrote:((Why am I making an attempt at comedy in this chapter? I suck at comedy!))

((Somber made a "The cake is a lie" reference in PH. Everyone sucks at comedy sometimes.))

guarddogjr wrote:((Right, I'll just take an air bubble with*Snaps and makes an air bubble*See ya guys in a bit*goes under the taint.*))

((Bow chicka bow wow.))

((Sigh... I'm so behind now. I miss the regular taint baths I was getting.))

((*Crosses his arms as Guard makes the bubble.* You're no fun. Honestly, you don't want sentient lungs? They'd make wonderful pets.))

((You have a good point....*Pops the bubble* Woo Hoo! Sentient lungs here I come!))

(( *Taps his chin.* On the other claw, I think that was the golden pony's problem.))

((*Shrugs*Eh, I'll find out soon enough.))

((Just remembered an amazing game. See if these remind you of it.

Shrub Patrol: DEATH TO THE SALAD EATERS!

and

Rexus: Wait! Give me another chance! It's been a long time since I've kissed a man! I CAN DO BETTER!))

((Well, I'm sure no one really cares, I just thought I would let you all know I just finished my third chapter of Equestrian Icarus. Please give it a read if you can. I'd like to know if I am improving.

Also;
I found my new background: http://mackaged.deviantart.com/art/Wallpaper-Collab-Trashed-336115442 ))

(( Back, had to read some Dracula.

Apparently, I'm the only teenager in the world who appreciates good literature. ))

ScytoHarmony wrote:(( Back, had to read some Dracula.

Apparently, I'm the only teenager in the world who appreciates good literature. ))

((Good literature or classical literature?))

((Maybe currently Scyto, but I was remarkable well read compared to most teens around here back in high school.

Speaks volumes when people come to you asking questions about every book other then Harry Potter. Which I've still yet to read.))

(( You should Moody, my mom reading them to me when I was five or six is what got me into reading.

Good literature, or classic literature?

Same thing. ))

((Then what about Douglas Adams?))

((I read the Lord Of the Rings in middle school. Was awesome. I have read a shitload of books, from new stuff to classics like Frankenstein and Beowulf. Read Harry Potter, didn't like it all that much.))

ScytoHarmony wrote:(( Back, had to read some Dracula.

Apparently, I'm the only teenager in the world who appreciates good literature. ))

((Nope, I'm still here :D
Granted, I don't read half as much as I used to [in fact, I haven't really read anything in a while...], but I still read more than most people in our age bracket do <_<))

(( What about him? He's great.

I think we have differing views on this, Tytan. I wasn't saying modern literature isn't good, I'm just saying people don't appreciate the classics. ))

((Oh, okay. I thought this was gonna be a literary flame war. I wouldn't say no other teens do appreciate classics. I quite enjoyed The Machine Stops and 1984.))

((Eh, I was busy reading Jurrasic Park, The Once and Future King, Lord of the Rings, and Terry Brooks' Shannara series. Actually... that was in middle school when they had that AR program forcing us to read for grades.

Highschool I reading Lord of the Rings for fun at least twice a year, still reading the Shannara books cause I was invested in the story, and stuff like Conan the Barbarian.

Think I was the only person to actually read Frankenstein when we was assigned it though.))

((Fun fact, actual witchcraft belief states that it is the act of casting spells through the mind. Using a wand is passing magic and spells through an object, which makes it sorcery.

I've just ruined Harry Potter for you))

((I read 1984 last year and I really enjoyed it.
I still need to start reading Metro 2033.))