Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Katarn]

I know your feel...well..minus alcohol :D

[Guest]

I just work up at 12:30AM! I am officially on Luna time.

@Iron
Hope everything turns out okay, mate.

[Frost]

The Centipede's Dilemma, as it were.

Which, as I mentioned to my friends while watching the film, makes me wonder why the chick in the front of the 'centipede' never talked. That were me, I'd be spending every waking moment working on psychologically crushing that dude.

[Frost]

Hannibal Lector-style speeches that leave him a crying wreck. 

That, or I'd just shank him as soon as he got close.

Of not be caught at all, since the guy in the second was asthmatic and morbidly obese and only managed to knock people out by sort of waving his tire iron at them. I'd just prison-yard-rush him and stab him a few dozen times if he came after me

[Frost]

So we fall back to Plan B: dozens of shankings

[Valikdu]

This cracked me up.
Someone on Spacebattles has invented this name for DotA-like games:

ASSFAGGOTS: Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides

[Guest]

America, ladies and gentlemen. Getting closer and closer to India's standards every day. >_<

[Harmony Ltd.]

Imagine a turd so big it hit the stopper down the pipe in the toilet, and continued all the way up out of the water and almost out of the rim, while thicker than a kielbasa sausage.

How is it possible to be so full of shit

[Frost]

Imagine a turd so big it hit the stopper down the pipe in the toilet, and continued all the way up out of the water and almost out of the rim, while thicker than a kielbasa sausage. Or how about a three-foot pile of feces in a porta-john that had been sitting in the Oklahoma sun for who knows how many days.

 So what you're saying is

[Harmony Ltd.]

That was a shitty pun, Frost.

[Harmony Ltd.]

So apparently, humanized ponies are some kind of Elves or something ? http://derpiboo.ru/387490

[Frost]

You been living under a rock, dude?

Mullets are in

[Harmony Ltd.]

In the 1980's they were, yes.

However, we currently live in the 2010's.

[Frost]

It's callled a comeback, man. Get used to 'em.

[Harmony Ltd.]

I was already trying to get over the return of flashy fluorescent colors in fashion.

As long as I don't see any vest made of denim, or t-shirts tucked in pants...

[Harmony Ltd.]

Of all the "fashion eras" in the previous 120 years, I think the 1980-1990 period was arguably the worst.

[Frost]

I was already trying to get over the return of flashy fluorescent colors in fashion.

As long as I don't see any vest made of denim, or t-shirts tucked in pants...

 Motherfucker, I tuck my denim vest into my neon pants. Eat a dick.

[Harmony Ltd.]

On the photo : http://derpiboo.ru/387504

In private : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEzmr3_Dmv8

[Harmony Ltd.]

http://derpiboo.ru/361180

[StoneSlinger88]

[Frost]

Sounds mostly like the industrial version of "Move along; nothing to see here"

[Harmony Ltd.]

I haven't read the article yet so don't flail me alive please. But...

Is it the whole plant that has been shut down, or only one of the reactors ? Because if the whole plant is down that's a sizeable chunk of grid power that's out of the window...

[Harmony Ltd.]

*reading wikipedia*

Oh. The plant has only one single reactor ? Producing more than a gigawatt of power ? Now that's bad news.


siderant : which is proof again that building giant monolithic power generation units is a strategic error.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Okay, so apparently it was a transformer fire, and completely unrelated to the nuclear aspect of the plant.

Just the shitty US energy grid being shitty.

Like you said Frost, nothing to see here, move along.

[Frost]

But it's apparently one of the top-rated plants in the country and holds records 'n shit.

Anyway, Swick, I'm really sorry. We'll all be praying for you, and I hope your fortune gets better. I really had no idea that you live in Missouri.

[Katarn]

Well, I have only one nuclear power plant not too far away from me. And if I'll hear that 'there was an accident' I'll take all my stuff and get THE FUCK AWAY FROM HERE!

At least for a while.

Though I can 'really slightly' relate on how you feel, swicked. It's like one of our servers (important ones, ofc.) was malfunctioning, didn't have any backups and we didn't have spare server..and our boss promised to his bosses, that 'everything will be working in few hours'....should I say this 'few hours' we were just moving data from another server to other servers, just so we could start preparing it for installing right OS.....

....so...what was I saying...? Oh..yeah. We had..once..accident on said power plant..almost year before I was born..good times.

[Harmony Ltd.]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callaway_Nuclear_Generating_Station

According to Ameren [note : the power company exploiting the plant], Callaway produces about 19 percent of Ameren Missouri's power

Hahaha, oh man.

Potentially one fifth of the state's energy unavailable simply because of a minor incident ? That's ridiculous.

Knowing corporate culture, they're going to find a scapegoat and flail it alive.

[Harmony Ltd.]

....so...what was I saying...? Oh..yeah. We had..once..accident on said power plant..almost year before I was born..good times.

Pripyiat, my love.

[Katarn]

Pripyiat is just big city, where workers from power plat were living, with their families. There's small town/village Chernobyl, not too far away from power plant, which is 'stationed' on river Pripyiat.

[Guest]

Human centipede2 isn't a comedy?

 It felt like that at times. The over-the top gruesomeness was so absurd that taking it seriously was just completely impossible, especially at the 'birth' scene. That was the point when I just looked over at my friend and said "This isn't good. It's not scary, it's not entertaining, it's not even sickening. It's just a big pile of suck. Putrid, poorly-made suck."

I wouldn't say it's completely devoid of entertainment. I got more then a couple laughs at how ridiculous it was.

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