FO:E RP Season 2: "Electric Scootaloo"

((Oh yeah well those weren't even mine.
I stole them from that pony with the phoenix.))

((*holds out hand* The name's RoboRed. Pleased to meet you!))

((Quit while you are ahead Buckler! Don't go down that road. Nobody goes down that road.))

((Well, this is about to get really really awkward....))

(("Alright, bye!"

*Looks at Robos hand* "Didja hurt your hand?"

"Jokes on you once more! Because I don't care."))

((Do you even have a medical license?))

((SQUAWK?! SCREECH! *soars into the air, flying straight at Orm
Please...don't.
SCREECH! *sprays Orm in burst of lime green fire* ))

((Oh god, Cinnamon Scorch no!!!))

((*Watches the phoenix divebomb Orm* "You better hope so."
"Viktor likes bird."))

((I regret nothing!
I lived as few men dared to dream!))

(("On fire?"))

((N-No...I just wanted to shake hands...erm...hooves...))
W-Wait...did things? *pieces it together in his head, recalling seeing a specific cutie mark on the Empress. Or rather, cutie "marks"*...wait...then that means...you...and him...

(("Oh! Okay." *Takes Robos hand and shakes it vigorously*.))

((I WILL DIE AND BECOME A GOD!!!
That's how that works right?))

((*cautiously approaches the burning pile of radioactive flesh that was Orm* Um....I'm sorry. I'm sure he didn't mean to...
SQUAWK! *lands back on the pony's back*
Oh, well um...what I meant to say was...please don't steal from me. ))

((I'll keep that in mind next time.))

((Always pleased to see a new face around here. *smiles* Especially a cute one such as yours, Ms. Doctor. (note, I haven't paid any bloody attention to what's going on) ))
*goes pale* wh...wh...*the thoughts of Shayle and Felix copulating suddenly run though his head*..Oh my Celestia...that is wr-wron!-*turns away and vomits over the floor*...ughh...brrrbruuggughhglllghhhh!!!!!*vomits again* *starts coughing*

((Wow, Bucks got a weak stomach doesn't he?))

((Hey! Does he have any idea how long it took to carry that pig back!
And he just goes ahead and pukes it up.
Very nice Buck.))

(("You're not so bad yourself Mr. Robo."
*Glares at Robo. Extends and retracts claws at a regular beat. Schick...Schick...Schick...Schick.*))

((Vomiting wasn't originally part of the plan. I've been trying so hard to think of an appropriate reaction to when Shayle finally told him. The vomiting idea didn't hit me until a couple hours ago.

*looks at Doctor* Why thank you. Would you like to hang with me at the bar for a drink or two?))

((And then Doc and Robo had sex.
The end.))

*vomits once more, then coughs and wipes his muzzle* Ugh...damnit that is so wrong...l-look...I understand...you only did what you had to-*turns around, seeing that Shayle has disappeared*...Shayle? Shayle? Wait! Please? Come bac-AUGH!! *tries to get on his hooves to leave the tent, but suddenly feels a sharp pain and collapses back down*...*cough, pant*...Shayle...

(("Hm... I suppose. Wouldn't be the first time I've doctored drunk."
*Silently pantomimes that he intends to harm Robo if anything should happen to Clock*))

((Hm...should Shayle hear him...))

((I don't know, Buck fucked up pretty bad. Granted, it was pretty bad what he found out but still...))