Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Frost]

Far as I can tell, the Crystal Heart is just your friendly neighborhood mind-rape relic on lone from R'lyeh, like in the show. The Array was heavily implied to have been destroyed by Faustifailicorn at the end of the story.

[Katarn]

Lovely remix:

[Katarn]

I have answer to that

[Frost]

Far as I can tell, the Crystal Heart is just your friendly neighborhood mind-rape relic on lone from R'lyeh, like in the show. The Array was heavily implied to have been destroyed by Faustifailicorn at the end of the story.

...but the crystal heart makes crystal ponies glow brightly with their love.
It also makes normal ponies crystal (if only temporarily).
This strikes me as a problem.

 Hell, maybe her idea of a solution was to carve the damn thing into a heart and "share the love" all over Equestria.

[Kippershy]

And now I feel like a true British youth.
I've just finished my fourth fifth can of cider despite work tomorrow.

Kipp, what are you doing

Kipp, stahp

I think it's what I needed actually. I didn't feel gloom and doom, it helped me get a good night rest and yeah. No issues this time.
...Just got four cans left in the case now, but I'm gonna write tonight instead of being drunk for three nights in a row.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

Far as I can tell, the Crystal Heart is just your friendly neighborhood mind-rape relic on lone from R'lyeh, like in the show. The Array was heavily implied to have been destroyed by Faustifailicorn at the end of the story.

...but the crystal heart makes crystal ponies glow brightly with their love.
It also makes normal ponies crystal (if only temporarily).
This strikes me as a problem.

 Hell, maybe her idea of a solution was to carve the damn thing into a heart and "share the love" all over Equestria.

hahah, I can answer this, we tried a few possible solutions, but it felt shoe horned and not what the story was about... basically we thought to have her shed her physical form and re-mould it into the crystal heart, so the love was then returned and spread instead of being focused and fed upon by a single mortal being... why do you insist on calling the daughter chrysalis?

oh and for the Guards, they do not serve the king or queen god goddess or emperor, they serve the citizens, and trust the rule of their leaders to decide what is good for the citizens, it is when they betray that trust and stop their service to their people, their little ponies they are also in the wrong, when Mother had explained the problem of the ponies to her daughter those guards present would have heard it as well, and mother was their former ruler, they continued to obey the daughter's orders, so they lived on as puppets, drones to be the slaves of their master's will. war criminals cannot use the excuse "we were following orders"

[StoneSlinger88]

"i'm not retrarded" -- Guy I never talk to anymore for reasons that should be apparent.

"That is his crowning achievement in life. Not being 'retrarded'." -- One friend's commentary on the guy.

Mister Genius was trying to hit on a girl on Facebook, as he found her quite "atraiktive". And then was temporarily convinced by her friends that she had a huge dong (the girl encouraging them), before reversing opinion and stating he wasn't tricked because he wasn't "retrarded". In a further attempt to then win her heart, he sent her the panty-dropping message "I'm not your cousin" as if that was why she was rejecting him.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Is he Royalty ?

[Harmony Ltd.]

[Frost]

@Admiral

The guards, to my memory, didn't actually do anything in the climax. They were called up by their ruler, watched the two Alicorns argue, then suddenly became but monsters for reasons they don't understand

[Harmony Ltd.]

This is ridiculous

[Guest]

This is ridiculous

Wat? Those look ridiculous.

[Harmony Ltd.]

That's what I said.  

[Guest]

Who would wear those?

[Harmony Ltd.]

Collectors. That's why you need to pre-order them.

A simple look can tell anyone with an ounce of judgment that those shoes won't last 50 kilometers. Maybe a hundred kilometers, if you're careful, but I highly doubt it.

[Guest]

Good point

[Frost]

Those look ridiculous

[Harmony Ltd.]

I wonder what's the weight limit on those shoes - how rigid the blades are.

[Frost]

Probably not firm enough to scrape faces off with a roundhouse kick. Probably need to stick to some heavy-duty boots for that, despite the 'blade' appearance

[CamoBadger]

Those shoes are made for running on rubberized tracks, anything else will destroy them. Concrete? Probably too hard and rough, will quickly break the blades from impact.
Trail running? lol, get one rock stuck under the 'blades' and you'll twist your ankle before you know what happened.

and they're $180? No, just no.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Yeah. It's just collector material, simple as that. I highly doubt they really expect people to actually run with them in a serious fashion. Or maybe some athletes (amateur or not) with more money than sense.

Anyway, it's probably already been linked, but...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT2z0nrsQ8o

I still find this funny.

[Valikdu]

Ugh...
I have a problem now, due to being a clumsy dumbass.

I've been cleaning the inside of my PC and to do that, I've taken the video card out.
While I was putting it back in I accidentally pushed too hard on the... I don't know how it's called correctly, that plastic "clasp" part of the PCI-E port which secures the card to it.

The port itself is intact and working, but the card (it weighs 1.7kg) is now held only by the two bolts to the back wall.

Um.

What do I do?
Is there a danger of the card just falling out of the port?
If there is, I'll probably have to buy a whole new mainboard because of one little plastic part. :/

[Katarn]

You can try 'glue it'. Though you can just get your motherboard to most repair masters and they just put new slot instead of old one.
Pros: You don't have to buy new motherboard.
Cons: Your motherboard might be damaged in process or swapped with bad one.

Choice is yours. Pro tip - write down serial and other numbers from motherboard, just in case ;)

[Frost]

Yeah. It's just collector material, simple as that. I highly doubt they really expect people to actually run with them in a serious fashion. Or maybe some athletes (amateur or not) with more money than sense.

Anyway, it's probably already been linked, but...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT2z0nrsQ8o

I still find this funny.

 Numbers can't describe how many times I've watched that.

Actually, they can. 12, probably. Ballparkin' it at 12.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Indiana Jones Vs. Lara Croft

[Frost]

Dora the Explorer Vs. Typhus the Traveller

[Harmony Ltd.]

Robert E. Lee Vs. Ulysses S. Grant

[Valikdu]

Indiana Jones Vs. Lara Croft

If this was in order to gauge people's reaction...

Yes, I immediately thought about porn.

[Frost]

Alistair Crowley Vs. The Pope.

[Harmony Ltd.]

My favorite part of the song is the Gorbatchev one. Like his rhymes and the beat on which they are said.

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