Fallout Equestria: The Kingdom

Painkiller snorts at the teenager's reaction to the drink. "You're just going to make your balls drop faster drinking that you will."

He turns to attention to Frank, "Do I have to use a needle to inject it intravenously?"

"Vould be funny to see him squirm if you actually tried zat." he says to the Doktor.

"I'm 25. I don't like drinking for personal reasons, not because I can't handle alcohol. Although I appreciate your concern for the height of my balls. Its kind of touching really."

"well the bright side is he wouldn't have to drink it," Painkiller takes another pull on the bottle talking to Iron. "And I think he would get really drink really fast. Wanna know a secret?"

His ears perk to the sound of Frank's reply, "Oh Goddesses! He's talking about touching his balls! Next thing you know he'll want to sleep in our tent!"

Cast Iron moves back in mock disgust. "Frank you sick bastard!"

"Yeah yeah yuk it up. You are the ones that are talking about balls and hard ons, I'm just the innocent bystander really"

"The secret is, I can't really feel all that much pain, and with my current inebriation, I don't feel it at all." His head is already weaving a bit as the alchol works its way into his system, an indicator on his eyes popup about his blood alcohol levels, but he merely ignores and blinks it away, it said something about feedback delays or something, he didn't really care.

*Frank starts poking Dr. Pain in the back of the head, to see if he notices*

"Nope I don't feel it, although I can tell my head is vibrating and I can feel the pressure of your hoof on my head."

Cast Iron raises an eyebrow at that statement. "Is zat so?"He jabs the doktor in the chest. The strike is light for him but rough for the average pony.

*Frank retracts his hoove*
"Huh well thats nifty I suppose"

"oof!" He rears back a bit, his fore-hooves flailing as he struggles his with his balance to keep upright while sitting.

rolls [agility 6-1(indoors) rolls a 1]

edit: Painkiller falls back flipping the table as he attempts grab on to it, launching the rum into the air [luck roll 8 - 1(indoors) 7 rolls 7+2 (modify) epic success] The bottle of rum lands perfectly on his nose without spilling as he splays out on his back.

Painkiller huffs as he carefully lifts the bottle off his nose and sets it upright on the floor, "actually it's terrible, pain is important, tells folks that something isn't right and needs to be protected. Its the body's number one defense against weakness."

"I guess. Mostly pain just sucks ass, though, in my opinion. Guess thats why you are a medical pony and I'm just a... a... well a not medical pony I guess"

"Is my nose broken, i can't tell or see." Painkiller asks.

Cast Iron smirks. "Industrial-grade cybernetics indeed." he says, chuckling. "Some cybernetics dampen feeling as vell, not just pain. There have been times vere I have stepped on very small people because I did not see them, and didn't know I had stepped on something until I heard a crunch. Fortunately, it was always just a broken hoof." He then realizes the doktor's question. "I...can't tell."

Cherry smiles and takes the token"Thank ya, ah'm sure we'll put it ta good use."

Shadow gives the filly a slight nod and smiles at her. Then, he starts to walk

Cherry lands next to Shadow and leans on him"She's cute ain't she love?"

"Yeah, she was."He smiles then nuzzles her."So, what do ya wanna do now?"

"Well, maybe we could go find somewhere fer a rest before it gets too dark."

"That's probably a good idea."

"Yup, that, and a shower."

Shadow chuckles and they continue to walk around. looking for an Inn.