Why was that username not taken already

Hello everypony!

It is I, your god-Empress
Bow down before my Might
Bask in the warmth of my Glory
Praise me and be rewarded
Fear me and live
Defy me and be banished









Nah, just kidding :D
So yeah, i'm one of the exiles from the EqD Project Horizons comment thread, coming to this fair land to rape and pillage spread the love of ponehs

I hope we can all get along.
Maybe i'm supposed to say something about me, but i wouldn't know quite what, i'm 21, I have a job, I live in a cool city, I like ponies, and that's about it i guess.
Ask away if you find some question gnawing at the back of your head!
love and kisses
Princess Celestia

YOU!

How dare you enter this land?!



Seriously, welcome to the forum, and I hope you all enjoy your time here. I see many of you have made the migration today, and I am glad you've chosen our fair site for your new hangout.

lol pc it says your a foal

Oh great,it's Celestia...I am going to make one thing clear with you before I even welcome you,I serve ONLY Queen Chrysalis,and I will not be serving under you or your relatives!

Ok,now that that is out of the way...welcome to Cloudsville. As long as you don't try making me work or serve for you like all these other members,I'm sure we will get along just fine. Be sure to stop by the Chatbox every now and then,its usually interesting there.

Princess Celestia wrote:Hello everypony!

Nah, just kidding :D
So yeah, i'm one of the exiles from the EqD Project Horizons comment thread, coming to this fair land to rape and pillage spread the love of ponehs

Welcome to our humble abode. Feel free to wander around our topics, I'm sure you'll stumble upon something awesome. Stop and chat with us in the chatbox ^^. Just press the Login Button on the upper right, that would be awesome :D.

If you need someone to rape and pillage with you, I'm your man.

Sweetie Belle

Welcome to Cloudsville, Celestia.
I hope you enjoy your stay.

Princess Celestia wrote:Hello everypony!

It is I, your god-Empress
Bow down before my Might
Bask in the warmth of my Glory
Praise me and be rewarded
Fear me and live
Defy me and be banished

Are you sure you're not Trollestia? You know because of the To the Moooooooooon! banishing part.
Anyway, welcome to hell, enjoy your stay... While you can.

Welcome to cloudsville. Enjoy your stay. All are welcome...as long as they remember to make sacrifices to the BLOOD GOD!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGGAGAGAGAHGHRGRGR

so um yeahthanks everyone for the nice welcome (and i already met some of you in the chatbox)
you all seem nice, so no banishing for now

Who wants to rape and pillage princess celestia home Welcome the forum we love you guys/gals around here