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Post by Octavia Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:33 pm

Basically just post ur fav nerdy jokes here. I wanna see what your most nerdy jokes are people. I'll start.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.


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Post by Crona The Critic Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:39 pm

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender
promptly serves up a beer."How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge".

Argon walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here!"
Argon doesn't react.
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Post by Ferrous_Oxide Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:04 pm

A tachyon leaves a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."
A tachyon enters a bar.


A neutrino enters a bar.
The bartender asks what it wants.
The neutrino says it's just passing through.
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Post by Twilight Sparkle Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:24 pm

Ferrous_Oxide wrote:A tachyon leaves a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."
A tachyon enters a bar.


A neutrino enters a bar.
The bartender asks what it wants.
The neutrino says it's just passing through.

These made me lol.

Anyway:

If seeing is believing, then are the blind solipsists?

Why couldn't the current go to the party?
Because it was grounded.

There's been a lot of criticism directed at that newspaper article about elementary particles. Some are saying it has too much spin.

Next thing you know, the conservatives are going to ban schools from teaching about naked singularities.

What's the mathematician's favorite amusement park ride? The log flume.

I was very upset when my petition for Dunkin' Donuts to change their name to Dunkin' Torus failed.

How do you count the number of officials in the Catholic church?
With cardinal numbers.
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Post by CamoBadger Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:27 pm

I...I haven't understood any of these...
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Post by Crona The Critic Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:32 pm

Lyra wrote:I...I haven't understood any of these...

You're not smart enough :p
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Post by Ferrous_Oxide Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:36 pm

Ok, I put a cat in a box, and it's both dead and alive. I can understand that I guess.
Then I put a cat in a bath to see if it was both dry and wet. Ended up I needed to change my hypothesis. When cats are put in a bath, they are not both dry and wet...They're just angry.
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Post by Spitfire Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:52 pm

"Shrodinger did not really want to test on a cat, he jsut liked killing them"
it's a fact, fact core says so.
just to exactly 2 minuets
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Post by Ferrous_Oxide Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:49 am

Q: If a taco and a burrito are traveling near the speed of light and collide, will the result be delicious?

A: The result would be an explosion large enough to destroy a small village. High speed collisions do that, whether or not they are made of Mexican food.
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Post by Soarin' Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:40 pm

Scientist 1: "Do you know any good jokes involving sodium?"

Scientist 2: "Na."

Jokes about elements are fun, periodically ;)
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Post by Pinkie Pie Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:35 pm

HOO HOO HOO WATER JOKE.
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Post by Elipsilon Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:33 pm

I was going to tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.

Oxygen and Magnesium are together? OMg!
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Post by Spitfire Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:41 pm

Yo man, your girl is just like 67 on the table. That's right, I went there.
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Post by Ferrous_Oxide Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:52 pm

NaCl
NaOH

The base is under a salt!
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Post by Spitfire Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:08 pm

Ferrous_Oxide wrote:NaCl
NaOH

The base is under a salt!
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Post by Moonlight Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:45 pm

Spitfire wrote:
Ferrous_Oxide wrote:NaCl
NaOH

The base is under a salt!
Chicken

And who ever said all the good chemistry jokes argon? Trollestia
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Post by Spitfire Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:47 am

The volume of a cylinder with a radius of Z and a height of A..

..is Pi*Z*Z*A
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Post by Linguz Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:32 am

(Not really a joke, but something to think about.)

X/X = 1
X/0 = N/A
0/X = 0

X/X, X=0
It matches all 3, so what is it really?
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