Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Guest]

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[Moodyman90]

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 This made me laugh more then it should.

And unrelated to that, the number of people playing X-Com but not talking about it saddens me. To the point of stating my Ironman Classic run again. Gonna start in Africa and new rule, all Rookies are nameless until they gain a class. Also any and all SHIVs will act as upgrades and replacements. So if I build two SHIVs to represent Orange and Ketchup like they requested and later unlock Alloy SHIVs, the two Alloy SHIVs will be treated as just upgraded version even though the originals may still be active.

[RoboRed]

lulz:

[Frost]

Maybe she just needs a practical demonstration of the human reproduction process.

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[RoboRed]

[Frost]

Another find from my Deviantart binges:

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

*Flails* Come on, I know I ramble, but a single reply would have been nice xD I want to solve this mystery. Anyone recall if it was from here?

Secondly, I should be kept out of kitchens. I tried to boil eggs just now, dropped them down in the pan, break both of them. Now they work just as well as mine xD ... well, they did before too, but still xD

put white vinegar in the water... not a lot just a bit... also don't just drop them into the water, ease them in

[StoneSlinger88]

Another find from my Deviantart binges:

That looks a lot like Star Wars: Republic Commando, actually.

[Frost]

Might be inspired by it. Not sure.

[Harmony Ltd.]

http://www.ibtimes.com/international-day-female-orgasm-brings-pleasure-brazilian-women-742490

[CamoBadger]

http://www.ibtimes.com/international-day-female-orgasm-brings-pleasure-brazilian-women-742490

 *plans next year's vacation*
I'm helping 

[Frost]

Don't be ridiculous. Female orgasms are a myth.

[Harmony Ltd.]

http://three-apples.tumblr.com/post/57760776043/that-about-sums-it-up-see-you-soon

[Frost]

Well, that's......certainly a comic.

[RoboRed]

http://www.ibtimes.com/international-day-female-orgasm-brings-pleasure-brazilian-women-742490

 *plans next year's vacation*
I'm helping 

Ohgodtakemewithyou

[Guest]

@Kim
That flash was a good way to spend about two minutes. =P 'Twas funny.

[Kattlarv]

@Kim
That flash was a good way to spend about two minutes. =P 'Twas funny.

 Least I managed to do something useful yesterday xD


On a side note: I'm giving up on cooking, this time, managed to not crack the eggs, instead they exploded in the pan... I am now sure you are not allowed to add the eggs AFTER it starts to boil.

[Guest]

@Kim
That flash was a good way to spend about two minutes. =P 'Twas funny.

 Least I managed to do something useful yesterday xD


On a side note: I'm giving up on cooking, this time, managed to not crack the eggs, instead they exploded in the pan... I am now sure you are not allowed to add the eggs AFTER it starts to boil.

D: Have you tried making pizza? I don't know if you can buy crusts in Sweden or if you have to make the dough yourself, but if you can get the crust pre-made, it's pretty easy! Just dump on sauce and spice to taste, dump on cheese, and dump on whatever toppings you want. Alternatively, fried eggs I think are easier to make. Or, at least I make them accidentally when putting eggs in with hash.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Just dump on sauce and spice to taste, dump on cheese, and dump on whatever toppings you want.

Just don't take a dump on the dough though, the taste is sub-optimal.

[Guest]

Just dump on sauce and spice to taste, dump on cheese, and dump on whatever toppings you want.

Just don't take a dump on the dough though, the taste is sub-optimal.

Yes, that generally doesn't improve the flavor.

Also, if you like barbecue sauce, it's good on pizza, too.

[Kippershy]

Cooking is damn easy, and fun when it's for more than just myself.
Tell you what Kim, you let me live with you and I'll handle any and all food preparations.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Tell you what Kim, you let me live with you

*a sudden sense of dread send cold shivers down my spine*

[Kippershy]

Tell you what Kim, you let me live with you

*a sudden sense of dread send cold shivers down my spine*

Oh Harmony...

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[Harmony Ltd.]

Tell you what Kim, you let me live with you

*a sudden sense of dread send cold shivers down my spine*

Oh Harmony...

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*thoughtful*

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[Frost]

Can I come? I have guns, money, and I can cook eggs properly!

[Valikdu]

[RoboRed]

Tell you what Kim, you let me live with you

*a sudden sense of dread send cold shivers down my spine*

You kidding? This is something I've waited for my entire fucking life! *pulls out popcorn*

Oh Harmony...

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*thoughtful*

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Can I come? I have guns, money, and I can cook eggs properly!

Fuck it, I'll join in, too.

We'll live together like one crazy, happy family, just like in the sitcoms!!

[Meleagridis]

Can I come? I have guns, money, and I can cook eggs properly!

Best resume I've ever read. Hired.

[Frost]

We'll live together like one crazy, happy family, just like in the sitcoms!!

 But instead of episodes warning about the dangers of drugs, we'll have whole episodes devoted to a completely hazed Kip telling the kids at home how fucking awesome drugs are. Instead of 'You Go Girl' episodes, we have Kat rambling for half an hour while she runs around bitchslapping everyone. Instead of an anti-gun episode, we'll have my existence. 

[Ironmonger]

The final episode shows someone pressing down on a dynamite plunger then the house explodes.

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