[GRIMDARK] Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons Discussion

Princess Celestia wrote:
Now to go back on topic.
Wait, what was the topic?

Good sir, Kipp. You are now officially topic derailer, just like Kim XD

What was our topic, I dunno. Also I dunno who or how 'parked' tank in the tree. I think tank park itself there, yes, more likely. I didn't touch anything, no really.

Also, Kipp:

You, sir, are awesome!:

Katarn wrote:
Good sir, Kipp. You are now officially topic derailer, just like Kim XD

What was our topic, I dunno. Also I dunno who or how 'parked' tank in the tree. I think tank park itself there, yes, more likely. I didn't touch anything, no really.

Lets just leave at when we woke up the tank the was already in the tree.

Princess Celestia wrote:

Kippershy wrote:

Spoiler:

Still, to be told your dick is too big?
That shit is weird and hilarious.

I'm sure you mean length instead of girth.
If you don't, i am officially horrified.
But on a sidenote, this is an interesting contribution to the general debunking of the big dicks>normal dicks myth.
Not all vaginas are queen sized.

Now to go back on topic.
Wait, what was the topic?

No. I mean girth.
My length is nothing special though.

Nightmare Moon wrote:

Kippershy wrote:

Nightmare Moon wrote:

Kippershy wrote:So, TMI post completely unrelated to anything but I feel like posting it anyway, lol.
(as in, MASSIVELY TMI)

Spoiler:

Must not laugh...must not laugh...sorry, can't, I laughed.

Don't worry, I'm laughing at it too.

Spoiler:

Still, to be told your dick is too big?
That shit is weird and hilarious.

I like this brony, he makes me laugh :D

And I like you, you're friendly! ^________^

Kippershy wrote:

Princess Celestia wrote:

Kippershy wrote:

Spoiler:

Still, to be told your dick is too big?
That shit is weird and hilarious.

I'm sure you mean length instead of girth.
If you don't, i am officially horrified.
But on a sidenote, this is an interesting contribution to the general debunking of the big dicks>normal dicks myth.
Not all vaginas are queen sized.

Now to go back on topic.
Wait, what was the topic?

No. I mean girth.
My length is nothing special though.

MOTHER OF CELESTIA

Dammit Kipper, I am too damn curious sometimes. Then again, I read everything I can get my eyes on. Labels, stories, Wikipedia, TV TROPES...

Katarn wrote:

Princess Celestia wrote:
Now to go back on topic.
Wait, what was the topic?

Good sir, Kipp. You are now officially topic derailer, just like Kim XD

What was our topic, I dunno. Also I dunno who or how 'parked' tank in the tree. I think tank park itself there, yes, more likely. I didn't touch anything, no really.

Also, Kipp:

You, sir, are awesome!:

hahaha! Thank you my good friend!
-highfives-

Kippershy wrote:
No. I mean girth.
My length is nothing special though.

<---- me, right now. Only add a lot of laugh.

Kipp, I dunno if you intend to do this, but you lighten up mood to lot of folks (at least to me :D)

Kippershy wrote:So, TMI post completely unrelated to anything but I feel like posting it anyway, lol.
(as in, MASSIVELY TMI)

Spoiler:

Well...
Um...
My mind is caught between a state of WTF and LMAO.

I think I'll just work with the latter.
(better luck next time, brah.)

Kippershy wrote:
No. I mean girth.
My length is nothing special though

Wow, I can't stop laughing. Kipp you have made my day, good sir.

Nightmare Moon wrote:

Kippershy wrote:

Princess Celestia wrote:

Kippershy wrote:

Spoiler:

Still, to be told your dick is too big?
That shit is weird and hilarious.

I'm sure you mean length instead of girth.
If you don't, i am officially horrified.
But on a sidenote, this is an interesting contribution to the general debunking of the big dicks>normal dicks myth.
Not all vaginas are queen sized.

Now to go back on topic.
Wait, what was the topic?

No. I mean girth.
My length is nothing special though.

MOTHER OF CELESTIA

-smiles meekly-
what?

Spoiler:

How can I not laugh?

ketchup504 wrote:Dammit
Kipper, I am too damn curious sometimes. Then again, I read everything I
can get my eyes on. Labels, stories, Wikipedia, TV TROPES...

I'm glad!

Katarn wrote:

Kippershy wrote:
No. I mean girth.
My length is nothing special though.

<---- me, right now. Only add a lot of laugh.

Kipp, I dunno if you intend to do this, but you lighten up mood to lot of folks (at least to me :D)

Again,
I'm glad! I don't try to be funny / weird / amazing, it literally just
comes naturally to me. I am who I am and I don't consider even slowing
that down, let alone stopping it.

RoboRed wrote:

Kippershy wrote:So, TMI post completely unrelated to anything but I feel like posting it anyway, lol.
(as in, MASSIVELY TMI)

Spoiler:

Well...
Um...
My mind is caught between a state of WTF and LMAO.

I think I'll just work with the latter.
(better luck next time, brah.)

Hahaha, thanks. I've been told by my /b/ ponyfag friends to try it on with her proper and just be like;
"Soo... wanna try out if you CAN take it?" -Dashie swag face-

ahhahaha. so tempting.

guarddogjr wrote:

Kippershy wrote:
No. I mean girth.
My length is nothing special though

Wow, I can't stop laughing. Kipp you have made my day, good sir.

And as always, I am glad about this! Even though I don't try harder then being my natural self, it is always my aim to make others happy and smile/laugh.

I guess I'm the only one who didn't laugh. Which makes me laugh. Sounded like a grave disappointment on Kipper's part. Plenty of other fish.

Oh sweet stars above, it isn't healthy to laugh this much

Kippershy wrote:

No. I mean girth.
My length is nothing special though.

Wait wait wait
wait
wait

your girth, is 6 inches, as in 15 centimeters?
What is your methodology when it comes to measurement? Are we talking actual width, or more like wrapping measuring tape around it?
If it's the latter, all is good.
But if it's the width of your pleasure-rod, you are a monstrosity and need to be studied, for science!

Another question arises: how and why did the scared lady come to learn of your measurements? Did it just come up in conversation? Smalltalk during the coffee break? Sudden disappearance of pants?
The public deserves to know!

Nightmare Moon wrote:Oh sweet stars above, it isn't healthy to laugh this much

I lost it after Celestia's latest post. This has now become completely absurd.

THIS DEMANDS MORE ABSURDITY AND ABSURD MUSIC!!!

RoboRed wrote:

Nightmare Moon wrote:Oh sweet stars above, it isn't healthy to laugh this much

I lost it after Celestia's latest post. This has now become completely absurd.

THIS DEMANDS MORE ABSURDITY AND ABSURD MUSIC!!!

It does warrant absurd music. You just made my day.

Princess Celestia wrote:

Kippershy wrote:

No. I mean girth.
My length is nothing special though.

Wait wait wait
wait
wait

your girth, is 6 inches, as in 15 centimeters?
What is your methodology when it comes to measurement? Are we talking actual width, or more like wrapping measuring tape around it?
If it's the latter, all is good.
But if it's the width of your pleasure-rod, you are a monstrosity and need to be studied, for science!

Another question arises: how and why did the scared lady come to learn of your measurements? Did it just come up in conversation? Smalltalk during the coffee break? Sudden disappearance of pants?
The public deserves to know!

Measuring tape wrapped around it.
And the exact measurement is 6.1 inches, which makes 15.49cm

As for how she came out to find about it; long story short I found out it was big when regular condoms wouldn't fit (too tight) and measured it.
I told two guys at work for a laugh and showed them a text from my at the time bestfriend-girlfriend regarding the matter.
They told another, who'd been demanding proof.
After a while I finally wanted to shut him up so showed him a picture, which meant that someone else (female) wanted to see it, which she has a fucking HUGE gob on her, told five other people the size of it, including the girl I like.

When girl I like asked me how big it was, I told her.


But yeah, my girth, as in, around it, not length, is 6.1"

RoboRed wrote:
THIS DEMANDS MORE ABSURDITY AND ABSURD MUSIC!!!

NOT THIS CLIP AGAIN! I'VE ONLY CURED FROM ADDICTION TO IT!!1!!1


Last few comments make me facepalm(hoof), laugh and hit table with my head several times...and all of this in SAME TIME!

RoboRed wrote:

Nightmare Moon wrote:Oh sweet stars above, it isn't healthy to laugh this much

I lost it after Celestia's latest post. This has now become completely absurd.

THIS DEMANDS MORE ABSURDITY AND ABSURD MUSIC!!!

Nightmare Moon wrote:Oh sweet stars above, it isn't healthy to laugh this much

I love you both so much. hahahahaha.

Kippershy wrote:
Measuring tape wrapped around it.
And the exact measurement is 6.1 inches, which makes 15.49cm

As for how she came out to find about it; long story short I found out it was big when regular condoms wouldn't fit (too tight) and measured it.
I told two guys at work for a laugh and showed them a text from my at the time bestfriend-girlfriend regarding the matter.
They told another, who'd been demanding proof.
After a while I finally wanted to shut him up so showed him a picture, which meant that someone else (female) wanted to see it, which she has a fucking HUGE gob on her, told five other people the size of it, including the girl I like.

When girl I like asked me how big it was, I told her.


But yeah, my girth, as in, around it, not length, is 6.1"

relief.

But that's a funny workplace you have, where you go around showing your dick to coworkers.
I also appreciate the fact that you have a pic of your dick on you for such occasions.
You are a true gentleman, always prepared.



also, cue everyone measuring their dicks right now.

Princess Celestia wrote:relief.

But that's a funny workplace you have, where you go around showing your dick to coworkers.
I also appreciate the fact that you have a pic of your dick on you for such occasions.
You are a true gentleman, always prepared.

ketchup504 wrote:

Every 'newcomer' in this thread are free to use this.

Princess Celestia wrote:relief.

But that's a funny workplace you have, where you go around showing your dick to coworkers.
I also appreciate the fact that you have a pic of your dick on you for such occasions.
You are a true gentleman, always prepared.



also, cue everyone measuring their dicks right now.

Gentleman and a scholar, I've been told.

And that's precisely what happened after me mentioning it over on /b/
one person is even compiling all the info on it.

Katarn wrote:

Princess Celestia wrote:relief.

But that's a funny workplace you have, where you go around showing your dick to coworkers.
I also appreciate the fact that you have a pic of your dick on you for such occasions.
You are a true gentleman, always prepared.

ketchup504 wrote:

Every 'newcomer' in this thread are free to use this.

God I laughed.

Kippershy wrote:

And that's precisely what happened after me mentioning it over on /b/
one person is even compiling all the info on it.

A great victory for statistical science, i'm sure.
But now that I think about it it doesn't seem that huge.
That lady must have some tight standards (ha ha)

Katarn wrote:

Princess Celestia wrote:relief.

But that's a funny workplace you have, where you go around showing your dick to coworkers.
I also appreciate the fact that you have a pic of your dick on you for such occasions.
You are a true gentleman, always prepared.

ketchup504 wrote:

Every 'newcomer' in this thread are free to use this.

Right when I finally stop laughing, you use that pic. I haven't laughed this much in a long while.

Princess Celestia wrote:

Kippershy wrote:

And that's precisely what happened after me mentioning it over on /b/
one person is even compiling all the info on it.

A great victory for statistical science, i'm sure.
But now that I think about it it doesn't seem that huge.
That lady must have some tight standards (ha ha)

I see what you did there

Princess Celestia wrote:

Kippershy wrote:

And that's precisely what happened after me mentioning it over on /b/
one person is even compiling all the info on it.

A great victory for statistical science, i'm sure.
But now that I think about it it doesn't seem that huge.
That lady must have some tight standards (ha ha)

Honestly, it's not.
the best thing to compare it to is an empty toilet roll cardboard roll thing, you know?
its the tiniest bit bigger then that.

Much ado about nothing then.

Let's go back to senseless roleplaying!