Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[RoboRed]

Unironically, I hate you.

Let's be honest, now. You hate everyone.

 Eh, not the Vikings. Everyone else, though

[Harmony Ltd.]

Vikings : The First Americans

*gets punched by a Native American*

[Frost]

Vikings : The First Americans

*gets punched by a Native American*

 At least the Vikings had the fucking decency to get rid of the spirits of their dead. I swear, all the natives ever did was sit around and die so they could haunt otherwise completely usable land

[Frost]

Although a Viking ghost would be fun for exactly no one

[Harmony Ltd.]

A Viking funeral for a Fourth of July :

Bring on the fireworks, we're going to send a corpse to the moon.

[Frost]

Of course, by that same token, Vikings would make horrible horror movie protagonists, too. When the zombie or cannibal or whatever is running for its life from the axe-swinging pagan, you're in the wrong genre

[Valikdu]

Can anyone point me to a Deviantart artist that does good quality commissions?
Post mark coming, need to prepare accordingly.

[Guest]

Reading Devin Townsend's twitter because I am incapable of being productive at the moment. Good quote:
"Just finishing the audio cd segment of the Retinal box set... man, there's a ton of music in my little world. Wouldn't change a thing tho...
"Well maybe less social anxiety... and maybe pectoral muscles I could crush my enemies skulls with, but other than that..."

He seems to have things figured out pretty well.

[Frost]

He's forgetting about teh phat bitches. Er'rbody needs teh phat bitches

[Harmony Ltd.]

I, for one, prefer my ladies reasonably figured.

[Kippershy]

Can anyone point me to a Deviantart artist that does good quality commissions?
Post mark coming, need to prepare accordingly.

InLucidReverie is cheap right now, extremely cheap. View my Broken Bonds thread and go to the latest page for examples.
Brisineo is also very, very cheap, although not as dirt cheap as Lucid is right this moment. Usually they're around the same prices however. Brisineo is a fucking amazing artist. I really recommend him. I recommend them both, but Brisineo especially.

[Frost]

I, for one, prefer my ladies reasonably figured.

 Not fat, phat. There's a huge difference

[Harmony Ltd.]

No hables Ebonics, lo siento.

[Frost]

Dafuq you talkin' 'bout, nyuggah?

[Harmony Ltd.]

Man, those glaring errors.

It should have been "no hablo".

My spanish is soooo rusty... My family would be ashamed.

[Frost]

Hey, I took three years of Spanish. I can say "no hablo Español" like a boss. 

Has something to do with the virtual absolute lack of effort I put into any of those years (and, indeed, my entire senior year)

[Harmony Ltd.]

Considering that something like half of my family tree is Spanish and that I have spent relatively long periods of time in Spain, I don't really have your excuse.

To be fair, I can understand most of what is being said to me in Spanish, but from lack of practice (and vocabulary) I have difficulties building sentences.

[Frost]

Sidenote: every time I choose a way to go in Half-Life (playing the original right now) and it turns out to be the wrong/redundant choice, I can hear the other path screaming at me:

[Harmony Ltd.]

I like how the two top related videos (at least for me) are videos of plane crashes.

Seems topical, somehow.

[Frost]

You seem to find a whole lot of plane-crashing videos. Ironic, considering your prospective profession

[Harmony Ltd.]

I have it on good authority that your own browser history feature in a good place the following search terms :

"military"
"promiscuous"
"gay"
"gun oil"

[Frost]

I have it on good authority that your own browser history feature in a good place the following search terms :

"military"
"promiscuous"
"gay"
"gun oil"

 They're entirely unrelated, I assure you.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Of course.

[Frost]

Although gun oil would make pretty decent lube......

[RoboRed]

...For your "gun"...

[Frost]

Ah, yes, put it right in the chamber......

[Ironmonger]

Although gun oil would make pretty decent lube......

...For your "gun"...

Ah, yes, put it right in the chamber......

>Leaves the room.

[Harmony Ltd.]

>Leaves the room.

[Frost]

>Leaves the room.

 I'm in the mood for a sandwich now.

Damn my lack of turkey or ham. Damn it in the ass

[Harmony Ltd.]

Damn my lack of turkey or ham. Damn it in the ass

Want a subway ?

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