Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

Warbalist wrote:

Aonee wrote:https://cloudsville.rpg-board.net/t957-cloudsville-quotes-hall-of-fame#155665
That is all.

You ever have those times where you go somewhere to meet some people and at first you're like, "Am I actually in the right place, or did I just make a huge mistake?" then someone pulls a giant, purple monstrosity out of the deep annals of the internet and slaps you in the face with it and you're like, "Okay, yeah, I'm in the right place."?

StoneSlinger88 wrote:

Harmony Ltd. wrote:Honestly, I think freaky sex would be the first, or maybe the second thing to happen.

Harmony Ltd. wrote:I think we'd basically treat each other like twins.

Harmony Ltd. wrote:1 - Burn assholes
2 - Make energy from them
3 - Solve worldwide energy crisis
4 - World Peace

Mister Frost wrote:0-Go to war over differing standards of 'asshole'

Meleagridis wrote:

Mister Frost wrote:
Wait, that chick's username is ICumWhenIKillMen?

Challenge Accepted, bitch! My powers of disappointing women live on even in death!

This is the most awkward laugh I've had in a long time.

Mister Frost wrote:

Tytan wrote:

Mister Frost wrote:I have no words.

Frost? Is this one about you? Are you actually a racist bug monster from another dimension?

Hey, I might be an extradimensional racist, but I'm a Human extradimensional racist, thank you very much.

Scyto Harmony wrote:

RoboRed wrote:It's a Camry. It's so dull it will suck out your soul.

Ah, that explains it. I'm a ginger, no soul.

Tytan wrote:I think we've reached the Titty Singularity.

cb5 wrote:

Moodyman90 wrote:@ Camo, Robo, and Frost: Camera is ready, lighting is good, sound track is picked out. Alright guys, time to get rich with the video.

I got the record!  Lights, camera, action, music!
♪ GO GO POWER RANGERS! YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS! ♪
Err . . whoops

Mister Frost wrote:Can't recognize it, sorry.

I can, however, recognize something in the story's description--so much pretension and delusions of artistic grandeur that the only explanation is that the author is the bastard lovechild of Quentin Tarantino and Oscar Wilde's ancient, crusty jizz-towel. I didn't click on it, for fear I'd choke on my own throat because of how far my head would work its way up my own asshole

swicked wrote:

RoboRed wrote:

Overlong Analysis Cobalt wrote:Look I'm not saying I ship people, or that I ship you people. I don't have ships. I just think it would be adorable if some of you lot got together and magic happened, that's all.  

You know, I'm 90% certain now that if we had a PH get-together IRL somewhere, it would end in a massive orgy.

No wonder Somber is afraid of us.

...remind me to never meet any of you in real life.

Guard wrote:

Robo wrote:

Guard wrote:

Robo wrote:You would insult the peoples army of China?

Yes I would.

I'm afriad it's the firing squad for you son.

I'm not afraid of a bunch of a three year-olds with guns.

Tytan wrote:

Last wrote: I wonder if a woman has ever put her phone up there on vibrate and asked her friends to call her.

There's an app for that.

swicked wrote:

swicked wrote:Quoting yourself in the quotes hall of fame, eh, Tytan?
Naw, that's not egotistical at all  

tylertoon2 wrote:

swicked wrote:

O. Hinds wrote:

Somber wrote:I'm not going to hold the assholeness of a country's leaders against the people.  That doesn't get anywhere good.

Oh, certainly.  We can, however, hold the assholeness of a country's leaders against said leaders.

...though, if they're anything like the typical outspoken american anti-gay politician, they'd probably enjoy an asshole up against them.

Moodyman90 wrote:I knew what I was getting into, but I still didn't expect electric tits.

Scienza wrote:

Mister Frost wrote:I've always assumed that ponies literally lack external genitalia, and reproduce externally like fish. Big Mac plows the fields, despite the Apples not growing any crops that would seem to require it. Why? Because pony eggs are placed, fertilized, in the ground like potatoes to grow to maturity.

...

I will never see farmers the same way again.

Last wrote:I know me too. Vaginas are the leading cause of tentacle rape. Trufax

cb5 wrote:

Katarn wrote:Ah, just usual day at PH CCC thread.

If you think that of this then you should hear me what I say in real life sex:

"(Starfox voice)Looks like we've got company"
"(Falco voice)Location confirmed, sending supplies"
"This boner of mine throbs with a awesome power!  It's loud roar tells me to defeat you! SHINING BONER! GO! GO! GO!"
"Mr. Worf, ramming speed"
"GIGA-DRILL BREAKER!"
"(spock voice)Captain, prepare for a large thrust and possibly a explosion"
"(Falco voice again)Pretty smooth flying, Fox.  I guess I should be thankful"

RoboRed wrote:You broke my happy!