Re: Corrupt a Wish

by **Derpy Hooves** Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:49 pm

Granted, you're now having thoughts of suicide, ~~and an erection lasting more than 4 hours.~~ and constipation.

I wish I could fall asleep.

by Guest Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:51 pm

Granted, now you have massive bad dreams driving you to kill yourself (not cool man he's been through a lot dont give him thoughts of suicide)

Wish i could love

by **Derpy Hooves** Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:52 pm

Granted, you love hugging cacti
(you ever listen to an antidepressant commercial? It's the first side effect)

I wish my phone would stop ringing

by Ferrous_Oxide Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:58 pm

Granted, but now your phone starts screaming unholy chants attempting to bring forth the end of days.

I wish Rico, my deceased python, was still alive, and hadn't gotten that illness and puked himself to death.

by **Derpy Hooves** Tue May 01, 2012 12:00 am

Granted, he's swallowing your girlfriend right now.

I wish I could think of a wish....

by Orm Tue May 01, 2012 12:17 am

Granted, however you can think of nothing else.

I wish I had an Authority Predator Tank.

by Spitfire Tue May 01, 2012 12:22 am

Derpy Hooves wrote:Granted, he's swallowing your girlfriend right now.

Derpy, you know as well as I that that corruption doesn't work if Ferrous is into vore Spike

Anyway. Granted, but it crushes you as it's given to you.

I wish I could work up the motivation to play a game.

by Apple Crumble Tue May 01, 2012 2:47 am

Granted, but you're going to play with JigSaw (Saw franchise)

I wish that Leslie Neilsen to alive again and Beiber died.

by Ferrous_Oxide Tue May 01, 2012 6:22 am

Granted, unfortunately five other bands form that are worse than Beiber, and Leslie Nielson lost his tongue and can no longer speak.

I wish for my chipped tooth to somehow get better.

by Orm Tue May 01, 2012 7:53 am

Granted, however you lose all your other teeth.

I wish I wasn't sick.

by bigmikem2000 Tue May 01, 2012 11:05 am

granted but every one else in your family (close and far like the entire family tree that isn't dead) gets a illness and die and you have to watch but you or any doctors can save them but all the doctors that can save them die

i wish i could go back in time and watch every Pink Floyd concert and own all the albums and be friends with the guys

by **Tia** Tue May 01, 2012 11:08 am

Granted, unfortunately you are at the wayyyy back and all your albums are scratched and unplayable

i want a something

by bigmikem2000 Tue May 01, 2012 11:11 am

granted but you die before you can enjoy it

i want to be in pony ville but wings so i can go to cloudsdale
and cloudsville Corrupt a Wish - Page 2 779695502

by **Tia** Tue May 01, 2012 11:14 am

granted, but you are banned from cliudsdale for doing somethubg illegal

i want to kill fast but bullets too slow

by bigmikem2000 Tue May 01, 2012 11:16 am

granted but the second u get it u die a SSSLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WWWWW and horibly painfull death

i want more videogames

by **Tia** Tue May 01, 2012 11:20 am

granted, your consoles and computers break ina lightning storm, and they accidentally fell into a microwave

i wish i could think of something good to wish for, one that wont end up crappi ng over me

by bigmikem2000 Tue May 01, 2012 11:23 am

granted ... but i crap over you and then crap on it and it breaks

i wish i could pick anygirli want and she would love me forever

by **Tia** Tue May 01, 2012 11:26 am

Granted, dies shortly

i wish i hadnt made that previous wish

by bigmikem2000 Tue May 01, 2012 11:28 am

granted but i still crap on u

by bigmikem2000 Tue May 01, 2012 11:30 am

i want every episode of the simpsons

by **Tia** Tue May 01, 2012 11:38 am

Granted, but your dvd player scratches your disk, then it exploes, then you explode causing you to no longer be able to receive oxygen and expel carbon dioxide followed by death

i wish you didnt crap

by bigmikem2000 Tue May 01, 2012 11:39 am

granted but then u did

i wish i would be excepted be others for being a brony

by **Tia** Tue May 01, 2012 11:43 am

Granted, move to another school

wishes the home button on his iphone was repainted with dashies cutiemark

(i am in class now btw)

by bigmikem2000 Tue May 01, 2012 11:47 am

granted but it shaters it is unusable and then it washes off

i wish i could be friends with pinkie pie and flutter shy

by **Tia** Tue May 01, 2012 11:49 am

granted, but only in roleplay

i want bacon

by bigmikem2000 Tue May 01, 2012 11:54 am

granted but it is burnt to charcol

by **Tia** Tue May 01, 2012 11:55 am

grajted, but you wished for nothibg so you got something

i need more hdd space

by bigmikem2000 Tue May 01, 2012 11:57 am

granted but the world explodes

by bigmikem2000 Tue May 01, 2012 11:58 am

i want something nice

by **Tia** Tue May 01, 2012 12:00 pm

granted, but it was waterlogged

i want the right to remain silent

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