Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[OneMoreDaySK]

Apparently my LAN was throttling my internet DL/UL speeds, so I connected directly to the router. Went from 5 to 50 Mbps. I'm not sure whether or not that means I'm reconnecting to the 'curfew' lock again. Hopefully not.

[Ironmonger]

I had another crazy-ass dream. I went bear hunting, tried to take on three bears, failed, and then ran away. The bears came back to my van, dragged me out of the driver's seat, and then got in and took off with it. I ended up somehow getting another car, and then got into a high-speed chase with them. I ended up driving in front of the van while aiming a pistol at the bear in the driver seat.

[Moodyman90]

I had another crazy-ass dream. I went bear hunting, tried to take on three bears, failed, and then ran away. The bears came back to my van, dragged me out of the driver's seat, and then got in and took off with it. I ended up somehow getting another car, and then got into a high-speed chase with them. I ended up driving in front of the van while aiming a pistol at the bear in the driver seat.

So in this dream, you went bear hunting, failed to kill three bears that was in a group, and instead of killing and eating you, they jacked your van. To which you chased them down.


Seems legit.

[Ironmonger]

So in this dream, you went bear hunting, failed to kill three bears that was in a group, and instead of killing and eating you, they jacked your van. To which you chased them down.


Seems legit.

The idea of my van being in their possession was unbearable.

[Ironmonger]

Not to worry, it could never happen for real. It's simply imp-ursa-ble.

...
I'm not good at this 

Still made me laugh.   

[Moodyman90]

Iron, one day you're going to write down a pun, and the internet itself will somehow punch you in the face for it. And I mean before you even hit the send button.

This coming from the guy who usually doesn't mind your puns.

[Ironmonger]

When I finally get around to writing my side-fic, I'm going to make a pun whenever possible. One chapter will probably be enough to summon the devil or something.

[Moodyman90]

Iron, you could probably make an entire chapter nothing but puns, of various qualities, and the guardians of pun will show up and go "you've punned too far, you must be pun-ish" and we'll never hear from you again.

[Ironmonger]

...I'll sic my cats on them. All I have to do is open a can of tuna and throw it at them, and then the cats will swarm them like zerglings. It's the purrfect plan.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Speaking of puns...

Me on a dating site, asked if intelligence turns me on:

"I like big brains and I cannot lie."

[RoboRed]

swickedbait:

[Valikdu]

And now my eyes are irritated and I don't think I should put the lenses on.

  

[Katarn]

Maybe your eyes need to get used to lenses?

[Valikdu]

I was trying to do that for the previous several days.

[Katarn]

Huh...sorry, can't help you much on the subject.
Maybe you should consult ophthalmologist?

[Tytan]

Try a new saline solution, I think there's some to help with irritation.

[Guest]

And now my eyes are irritated and I don't think I should put the lenses on.

  

Well, yeah. From what you said earlier you took 30 minutes to put them in previously. Eyes generally don't like fingers in them.

This was years ago, but I remember someone talking about contact lenses before. I think it was someone who did halloween costumes or something... Anyway a commentor had said something along the lines of "X amount of money for those? I could get them much cheaper at Y website."

Their response went a little like this.

"Yeah, they cost a deal more, but I purchase them from a company I trust." And then she mentioned something about getting poorly made contacts with the possibility of them scratching your eyes. Maybe that's whats going on?

[Guest]

takes about 25 minutes to get there

stupid fucking joke:

I can't help it.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Spoiler:

takes about 25 minutes to get there

stupid fucking joke:

I can't help it.

*sends you on a plane to Belarus*

[Katarn]

Why Belarus?

[Harmony Ltd.]

I was thinking "East-European shithole with poor human-rights records", and that's what came to mind.

And east-european country because the Orly Airport, contrary to the Charles de Gaulle Airport, only does intra-national, intra-european, and close-range international flights.

[Katarn]

Hm. There's nice people though. :)

[Harmony Ltd.]

I don't doubt it. I also don't doubt North Korean are very nice people.

Still, that's not countries where I would go on vacations.

[Kattlarv]

Firstly: What was the name of that fanfic site that was suggested? Being done with my project of introducing a new fetish to the internet, I thought I'd set some time aside for SCIENCE!

Secondly: Has Somber managed to correct and/or balance up any of the flaws, faults or otherwise huge chasms of one sided stereotypes in the like... 30 or so chapters ever since they went haywire and started fucking things over royally? Or is it still just full of cock worship? (then again, even if they fixed that gap, not sure I'd be too interested of reading about the 4+ or so new ragtag groups he keeps replacing the main characters with. Know it's a bit of a genre, but when they all have the same name and skills as the prior dudes, it feels a bit pointless to even replace/revamp them.

Thirdly: As mentioned in 1: I invented a new fetish and unleashed it onto the net. [Insert maniacal laughter here]

@Rum: (Somber) ... okay, I will just not go there out of courtesy xP

@EP: (Pokemans) Because reasons, have my friend code those that want: 1478-4414-4589

[Katarn]

You...unleashed new fetish on internet...? Is that even possible? I'm afraid even to ask what sort of fetish it is...especially since it's you, Katt.   

[RoboRed]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN-PIDQgsPY

[OneMoreDaySK]

Yay Flufflepuff!

Also, trying to determine whether or not getting a vaccuum is viable. Specifically the Dyson Animal Control. Bit of an expensive piece, but anyone know if it's stronger then the other vaccuums in the market today? Kirby is still the best, but comes with a whopping huge price tag I'm not willing to pay.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Uploading a whole country in Minecraft,

and the unavoidable consequences

[OneMoreDaySK]

'Murica

Also, any opinions on the vaccuum question?

[Harmony Ltd.]

What's the intended purpose? "recreational" uses?

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