Re: Corrupt a Wish

by IncoherentOrange Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:42 pm

((You know I was making a reference, right?))

Granted, but the cheese has been left out and is all slimy and unappetizing.

I wish for tubes.

by Ketchup Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:46 pm

Granted, your internet is made of a series of them.

I wish for a new ham sandwich.

by **CamoBadger** Wed Aug 22, 2012 8:14 pm

((I had no idea Scootaloo

my bad))

Granted, it's very VERY new ham, it was sliced from the pig and placed straight on your plate, no blood removal required.

I wish for a new color scheme.

by IncoherentOrange Wed Aug 22, 2012 8:22 pm

((Oh, it's fine; it's an obscure game (hella fun tho) anyway.))

Granted, your new color scheme is kind of like this one, but everything is white, there's no bluish shade to go with it anymore.

I wish for a can.

by Guest Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:04 am

Granted, too bad you wasted your one chance at a non corrupted wish on it.

I wish for an aperture something or other.

by Aonee Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:19 am

Granted, you get the Apeture Repulsion gel on your body. It really doesn't like the skeleton.

I wish for a Drunk Tank.

by jacky2734 Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:50 am

Granted, you're now part of a think tank full of drunk hillbillies, and they all think you look purdy. Have fun.

I wish I wielded Excalibur.

by **RoboRed** Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:04 pm

Granted. But it comes with this group of misfits.

I wish for more rum.

by Guest Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:48 pm

Granted, but he brings the mythbuckers with him.

I wish for locks.

by **CamoBadger** Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:17 pm

Granted

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I wish for a red fish, not green and not blueish.

by jacky2734 Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:50 pm

Granted.*Slaps Camo with a red fish.*

I wish I wielded Soulcaliber.

by Aonee Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:13 pm

Granted. It calibers your soul into a .50 MG bullet, which an incompetent sniper then misses with, despite it being laser-guided.

I wish for a rocket.

by jacky2734 Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:26 pm

Granted, but it was a dud.

I wish for sweetiebot.

by Aonee Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:43 pm

Granted, it's Director Horse's version.

I wish for a banana.

by **RoboRed** Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:20 am

Granted.

I wish I didn't suddenly feel like I was on acid.

by Aonee Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:36 am

Granted. You are now on Med-X withdrawal.

I wish for Rushing Water.

by Guest Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:59 am

Aonee wrote:Granted. You are now on Med-X withdrawal.

I wish for Rushing Water.

Granted, but it tastes horrible, and you need to chug the whole thing to get the thirty seconds of enhanced attack speed.

I wish for the lady who did this "restoration" to be set loose on other famous paintings! =P

by Admiral Stoic Rum Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:58 am

turns out she was right, jesus isn't white any way

I wish for cat poop to smell of roses freshly picked a day after they have begun their bloom

by **CamoBadger** Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:04 pm

Granted, but because of this they didn't invent cat litter so you have to pick it up off the floor.

I wish for a fresh bannana cream pie.

by **RoboRed** Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:56 pm

Granted. There's plenty to go around.

I wish for a boomstick.

by Guest Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:08 pm

Granted, but you have to pry it from ash's cold dead hands.

I wish for question mark profit.

by **RoboRed** Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:06 am

Granted. But the market value of question marks is low.

I wish for an end to all allergies.

by Aonee Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:28 pm

Granted. This causes an over abundance of cats who then kill off the rat population, cause all the fleas and ticks to jump onto humans.
((O the people are scratching...))

I wish for liquid rainbows.

by Guest Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:31 pm

Granted, but you're going to have to ground up the pegasi yourself.

I wish for the T-virus.

by Aonee Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:35 pm

Granted. It turns everyone into Tyrannosaurous Rexes.

I wish for feathers.

by Guest Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:39 pm

Granted, you get wings too, but now you have to deal with Whisper.

I wish for alcohol.

by Aonee Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:45 pm

((Which Whisper though, the pegasus or the unicorn?))
Granted, you are now perpetually hungover.

I wish for a spell-in-a-box.

by Guest Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:53 pm

((The unicorn, I'm fairly certain he had a feather fetish.))

Granted, but it backfires and you fall through the cloud layer.

I wish for bacon.

by Aonee Sat Aug 25, 2012 1:02 pm

((Okay. I can make it that work.))
Granted, it's from Arbu.

I wish for aodfnasisnidoandoinv.

by jacky2734 Sat Aug 25, 2012 1:02 pm

Granted, *Error, incapable of processing.*

I wish for a tropical paradise to call my own, that isn't someplace straight out of a horror or action movie.

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