As the Chariot Turns

Summer in Cloudsville!

Well it would be summer were it not for the month of December fast approaching, so if one were in the norther hemisphere they would beg to differ. Populace of the southern hemisphere just snort in derision at western civilization. This is not important, for camobadger, iron monger, tytan and guarddogjr were keeping to their secret meeting. They kept the faces cloaked so none may know who the other was until the inevitable screech reaches down the basement stairs of camo's home.

"Are Your friends gonna stay for dinner Sweetie?"

"No mah! We've ordered a pizza! We're in the middle of devastating a griffon band of would be ne'er-do-wells."

"Ms. Badger do you have any more crisps?" Iron calls out, "Guard's eaten them all."

"Well, if you'd not drunk all of the pop..."

"Alright rolled a double critical!"

Camo snorts, "Tytan, your freaking cyber dog is op."

"I can't help it if there's awesome oozing outta his every pore."

"Well, you and your little friends have fun cammy, your father and I will be going out so you'll have the house to yourselves. Try to remember to fold the laundry while we're gone!"

"Yes mom!"

As the woman's oddly dakota sounding screetch fades into the night while the five divvy up their experience points, the taste of blue fills the air and the smell of spheres tantalize their noses.

"Anyone else taste blue?" Iron ponders out loud.

I could point out all the inaccuracies in this, but I'm laughing too hard.

Care to add something to it? its an open ended wtory just add to the adventure as you see fit.

whatisthisidonteven

Art reflecting life.

Or are we allowed to throw anybody in?

swicked wrote:

Admiral Stoic Rum wrote:Care to add something to it? its an open ended wtory just add to the adventure as you see fit.

Okay, so, just to be clear... the objective here is to offer a caricature of these four (or five? You say five divvy up experience points) forum members through assumptions of who they would be as DnD geeks  in camo's mom's basement.

You can make anything happen to these characters, you can add characters you can remove characters, you can make a scene that is happening elsewhere to different characters. the main rule is it must tie in to the previous post.

((Because reasons.))
"I'll get it." Guard said as he started up the stairs, knowing no one else would bother getting it.
...to fine Scyto standing at the door in a bunny suit, pizza boxes in hand.
"Scyto? Why are you-"
"Hey sweetie! I was just coming over to see you and I met the pizza guy on the way up so I just got it because-" He blinks a couple times. "They will all pay me back for this, right?"
Guard sighs as he grabs Scyto and goes back inside. "I'm sure they will. Come on."

swicked wrote:*Snip*

Don't like number scores for videogames but I think it's good nuff' for something like this. 10/10

"Do we have the pizza in here yet? Right, ok, the griffin chieftain activates his trap card: Rocks fall from the sky. What do you do?" Comes a voice from the ceiling.

Everypony looks up.

Derpmind is on the ceiling. Derpmind attacks the pizza. What do?

A groan fills the air as the rafters are relieved of Derpmind's weight. Unluckily for Scyto, he is still holding the pizza.

Scyto rolls for evasion, then promptly gets squashed for not moving away fast enough. "Well, that went over far too quickly." Camo Observes dryly. Derp is somewhat stunned as Scyto twitches beneath him. Iron picks up a stick and pokes scyto.

"WE ARE NOT AMUSED!" Fills the small basement, the decibel level reaches 110.