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Re: Favorite MLP Pairing

Post by cb5 on Thu Oct 03, 2013 12:53 am

Mister Frost wrote:That's gotta be the most improbably and ridiculous theory I've ever heard. What next, you're going to tell me that Unicorns didn't evolve horns to impale their competitors and simply learn magic as an added bonus?
The funny thing about this comment is that mythically unicorns would stab to death nonvirgins with their horns.
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Re: Favorite MLP Pairing

Post by Frost on Thu Oct 03, 2013 12:55 am

cb5 wrote:
Mister Frost wrote:That's gotta be the most improbably and ridiculous theory I've ever heard. What next, you're going to tell me that Unicorns didn't evolve horns to impale their competitors and simply learn magic as an added bonus?
The funny thing about this comment is that mythically unicorns would stab to death nonvirgins with their horns.
Yes. We know.
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Re: Favorite MLP Pairing

Post by cb5 on Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:03 am

Mister Frost wrote:
cb5 wrote:
Mister Frost wrote:That's gotta be the most improbably and ridiculous theory I've ever heard. What next, you're going to tell me that Unicorns didn't evolve horns to impale their competitors and simply learn magic as an added bonus?
The funny thing about this comment is that mythically unicorns would stab to death nonvirgins with their horns.
Yes. We know.
I could make so many potential jokes here right now you don't even know.
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Re: Favorite MLP Pairing

Post by Frost on Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:10 am

cb5 wrote:
Mister Frost wrote:
cb5 wrote:
Mister Frost wrote:That's gotta be the most improbably and ridiculous theory I've ever heard. What next, you're going to tell me that Unicorns didn't evolve horns to impale their competitors and simply learn magic as an added bonus?
The funny thing about this comment is that mythically unicorns would stab to death nonvirgins with their horns.
Yes. We know.
I could make so many potential jokes here right now you don't even know.
I can nearly guarantee you that yes, I do know.
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Re: Favorite MLP Pairing

Post by swicked on Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:11 am

Mister Frost wrote:Is that what the Cabbage Patch Kids were? I always assumed that they were genetically-engineered midgets capable of sneaking through air vents to poison their targets.
No, they were the salt of the earth.
And by salt I mean semen.
And by semen I mean feces.
And by feces I mean your breakfast.
...if I've learned anything at all this night, that is.

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Re: Favorite MLP Pairing

Post by Frost on Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:14 am

swicked wrote:
Mister Frost wrote:Is that what the Cabbage Patch Kids were? I always assumed that they were genetically-engineered midgets capable of sneaking through air vents to poison their targets.
No, they were the salt of the earth.
And by salt I mean semen.
And by semen I mean feces.
And by feces I mean your breakfast.
...if I've learned anything at all this night, that is.
You have learned well, grasshopper.

Now for your final test: The Red Test.
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Re: Favorite MLP Pairing

Post by swicked on Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:34 am

Mister Frost wrote:Now for your final test: The Red Test.
Well then, I'll get right to that.

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Re: Favorite MLP Pairing

Post by Third Wind on Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:56 am

Formis_Fluttergod wrote:

But I'd recommend Twilight's List and Bluebird's Song. Both nicely written TwiDash fics. If I remember correctly, Bluebird's Song had some occasional minor issues, but I'm not sure with what exactly, would have to re-read it since minor issues are usually in the details I don't remember anymore.
Thanks a lot, definetly gonna check them.

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Re: Favorite MLP Pairing

Post by Scienza on Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:53 am

Mister Frost wrote:
cb5 wrote:
Mister Frost wrote:I've always assumed that ponies literally lack external genitalia, and reproduce externally like fish. Big Mac plows the fields, despite the Apples not growing any crops that would seem to require it. Why? Because pony eggs are placed, fertilized, in the ground like potatoes to grow to maturity.
Or it's a kids show and showing genitals on television for a children's cartoon is a fast way to get the ban hammer?
That's gotta be the most improbably and ridiculous theory I've ever heard. What next, you're going to tell me that Unicorns didn't evolve horns to impale their competitors and simply learn magic as an added bonus?
They didn't. It was a phallic symbol designed to attract mates. That's why the Princesses, the god of all unicorns, have the longest horns.
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Re: Favorite MLP Pairing

Post by Formis_Fluttergod on Thu Oct 03, 2013 12:16 pm

Scienza wrote:
Mister Frost wrote:That's gotta be the most improbably and ridiculous theory I've ever heard. What next, you're going to tell me that Unicorns didn't evolve horns to impale their competitors and simply learn magic as an added bonus?
They didn't. It was a phallic symbol designed to attract mates. That's why the Princesses, the god of all unicorns, have the longest horns.
Is that also why they have the largest wings, since they're "gods" of all pegasi as well. Twilight crazy 

Also I think we're getting kinda off-topic here. Start a new thread called "The Question of Pony Genitalia and Mating Rituals" or something like that. Spike
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Re: Favorite MLP Pairing

Post by CamoBadger on Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:13 pm

Mister Frost wrote:Well, I've already started reading, and I can already see how you've improved since then. Your narrative nowadays is a lot more fluid
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