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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

Post by Frost on Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:16 pm

@String Let's see; the 'patriot', the 'former' criminal, the "boot", the idiot all doing menial work details under the supervision of a cherry LT and a super-hooah CPT between "meals"? All that's missing is the Sergeant Major, and I can't blame mr. Lehrer for not making a verse on them, as quantifying the Sergeant Major in normal human terms is a.....daunting task.
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Post by Stringtheory on Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:58 am

Frost wrote:@String Let's see; the 'patriot', the 'former' criminal, the "boot", the idiot all doing menial work details under the supervision of a cherry LT and a super-hooah CPT between "meals"? All that's missing is the Sergeant Major, and I can't blame mr. Lehrer for not making a verse on them, as quantifying the Sergeant Major in normal human terms is a.....daunting task.
So what lines would you update to modernize it?
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Post by Frost on Wed Feb 11, 2015 1:24 am

"Ol' Nick's kids are all delinquents,
And he really hates his wife.
That's why they put a diamond
Between his rockers and his stripes."
--an ode to the First Sergeant who takes his bitterness and self-loathing out on his company

"Michael got a gold oak leaf;
He's been in his office ever since.
No one has the heart to tell him,
No one's missed him once."
--Ballad of the Staff Major

"Zach always wanted to be a cowboy, 
And ride a horse of steel. 
He talked to that old recruiter,
And Cav sounded like a sweet deal. 
But he realized, the very first day,
That it was all rather gay.
His whole damn branch had no use; 
his 'hooah' sergeants really suck.
He wisely decided to pass the buck,
And trade his Stetson for a noose."
--Fuck the Cav
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Post by Stringtheory on Wed Feb 11, 2015 1:29 am

Frost wrote:
"Zach always wanted to be a cowboy, 
And ride a horse of steel. 
He talked to that old recruiter,
And Cav sounded like a sweet deal. 
But he realized, the very first day,
That it was all rather gay.
His whole damn branch had no use; 
his 'hooah' sergeants really suck.
He wisely decided to pass the buck,
And trade his Stetson for a noose."
--Fuck the Cav
Feeling bitter Frost?
(You are in Cav, right?)
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Post by Frost on Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:02 am

Yeaaaaahno. I may bitch about the Infantry, but at least we're a real job. Cav doesn't do shit and has no purpose anywhere. They're also stupidly POG-ish about everything and are unilaterally assholes to lower ranks and anyone not Cav
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Post by Harmony Ltd. on Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:07 am

O. Hinds wrote:I can only speak as an outsider, of course, but it does seem a bit unnecessary to have it as a separate branch.
No offense meant, Harmony.
I'm one of those who advocate for the Navy and the Air Force to be fused around here, so, you know...
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Post by O. Hinds on Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:36 am

Ah, good. :)

Though I am a bit curious: why fuse it with the Navy rather than the Army?
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Post by Harmony Ltd. on Wed Feb 11, 2015 3:24 am

Specialist culture; culture of dealing with "fluid spaces"; culture of dealing with a fleet of very high value, high maintenance vehicles and weapon systems; and last but not least we are closer culturally to the Aéronavale than to the Land Army Light Aviation corp (the former sharing the Rafale with us while the later deals almost exclusively with helicopters).
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Post by O. Hinds on Wed Feb 11, 2015 6:33 am

Ah, that makes sense.
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Post by Stringtheory on Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:02 am

Frost wrote:Yeaaaaahno. I may bitch about the Infantry, but at least we're a real job. Cav doesn't do shit and has no purpose anywhere. They're also stupidly POG-ish about everything and are unilaterally assholes to lower ranks and anyone not Cav
Huh, sorry about that then, guess working with Bradleys is not the same thing as being Cav.

@Harm, have you checked out E.Y.E. yet? If you don't feel like dropping the $10 for it I'd gladly buy it for you since I want to know if it makes more sense in French. Applebloom
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Post by Katarn on Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:09 am

I'm not sure E.Y.E makes sense at all, tbh. Or, at very least, I couldn't find any. Also..maps 'for leveling' ruined a mood, a little bit.
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

Post by swicked on Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:54 am

Today in questions regarding what I heard in music driving into work:
How is "I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut" a line for straight guys? Is not a guy looking to enjoy a couple nuts, metaphorically, decidedly not straight?
This confuses me.

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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

Post by Harmony Ltd. on Wed Feb 11, 2015 11:49 am

@Swicked: I think "nut" in this context refers to the male (penile) orgasm, regardless of how it was achieved. So this could still be seen as "straight" depending on the context.

@String: Weeeell, I'm not usually one to refuse gifts... Good thing I put it on my wishlist, then. Spike

Though I'm not sure I'd actually have time to download + play it. At least not until either / or the next vacations / the end of my formation in a few months.

Your call.
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Post by Stringtheory on Wed Feb 11, 2015 1:17 pm

Harmony Ltd. wrote:@String: Weeeell, I'm not usually one to refuse gifts... Good thing I put it on my wishlist, then. Spike

Though I'm not sure I'd actually have time to download + play it. At least not until either / or the next vacations / the end of my formation in a few months.

Your call.
If you're not able to play it now then I'll wait until it's cheaper to get it for you.
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Post by Harmony Ltd. on Wed Feb 11, 2015 1:28 pm

Acknowledged.

Be sure I'll let y'all know when my training is over, anyway.

I'll probably be dancing on roofs or some shit line that.
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Post by Harmony Ltd. on Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:26 pm

I just had an idea:

"Fifty Shades of Gay": a collection of erotic shorts on men who love men, women who love women, and their many lifestyles
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Post by Harmony Ltd. on Wed Feb 11, 2015 3:44 pm

Actually, thinking about it, I think it'd be even better if not all stories were erotic.

Because, you know, asexuals are a thing that exist.
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Post by Harmony Ltd. on Wed Feb 11, 2015 3:47 pm

Actually actually, just scratch that title, a collection of shorts about LGBTQwhatever couples / Very Good Friends would be a better interesting idea.
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

Post by Scienza on Wed Feb 11, 2015 3:48 pm

That is eighty percent better than my pun story concept, which was the tale of a Russian president who was secretly a carton of fries covered in gravy and cheese curds.

Vladimir Poutine.
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Post by Stringtheory on Wed Feb 11, 2015 3:50 pm

@Harm/anyone who might be interested in E.Y.E., I recently found this 'What I played, What I expected, What I got' image and I have to say it's incredibly accurate:
What I played, What I expected, What I got:
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Post by Harmony Ltd. on Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:01 pm

@String : are you perchance trying to 'hype' me for that game? Because I do like myself confusing stories (I'm one of those people who like Neon Genesis Evangelion and Serial Experiment Lain).

@Sci: just think of all the lesbians! Think about them!

BTW, this reminds me I should continue watching Sakura Trick...


On that subject, I heard that Persona 3 and 4 are respectively "Lesbians: The Game" and "Lesbians 2: The Lesbianing". Can anyone confirm or deny?
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Post by Stringtheory on Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:06 pm

Harmony Ltd. wrote:@String : are you perchance trying to 'hype' me for that game? Because I do like myself confusing stories (I'm one of those people who like Neon Genesis Evangelion and Serial Experiment Lain).
Not particularly, I just found that picture to be incredibly funny and accurate from what little of the game I've played so far. I'm not sure if it's the story itself which is confusing or just the Google Translate quality level of the english translation, probably both though.

@Frost, just found this:
Metal euphemisms for sex:
Black Metal:Sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of attrition.
Death Metal:Slamming her gaping axe wound with my engorged flesh hammer,
Power Metal:Blessing her enchanted crevice with my magic scepter.
Folk Metal:Thrusting my spear into the eye of the gods.
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

Post by Epsilon on Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:30 pm

On an unrelated note:

My Little Pony Season 5 Trailer:
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Post by Tytan on Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:35 pm

Epsilon wrote:On an unrelated note:

*Snip*

You gotta respect them using those sorts of Pleasantville Stepford Wives motifs as themes for what is supposed to be a childrens tv show.

Five bucks says changelings make a comeback.

And if they don't they're gonna be in my thing I might be writing.

Edit:
Also, I need to see this.:
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Post by Frost on Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:04 pm

Scienza wrote:That is eighty percent better than my pun story concept, which was the tale of a Russian president who was secretly a carton of fries covered in gravy and cheese curds.

Vladimir Poutine.
Or my idea for a non-fiction book, Self-help through horse archery and brutal conquest: You Khan do it.
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Post by Frost on Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:09 pm

Tytan wrote:
Also, I need to see this.:
That does look immensely interesting, yes. A film that doesn't portray the genetically engineered remorseless killer working for the shadowy for-hire murder corporation as the unequivocal good-guy is already a step up from the previous film.
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Post by Overlong Analysis Cobalt on Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:48 pm

@Hitman
While I admit that trailer accurately portrays how I played the games, I do hope they put in more stuff with the stealth, sabotage, and planning.
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Post by Valikdu on Wed Feb 11, 2015 7:13 pm

I've gotten around to finishing Nikita (2010-13). Well, more like forced myself to do it out of a misplaced sense of obligation. I liked La Femme Nikita.

The new one has great reviews everywhere. I just can't imagine why everyone seems to love it so much. Did the standards everywhere drop drastically?

The characters? I just ceased having any positive reaction to them somewhere along the line. Most personalities on display are totally flat (and they don't become any less flat, no matter how many times Maggie Q's sexy form is shown off). There's no hidden depths to any of them, you could describe any of them in completeness in two sentences. Alex somehow became a real irritant, Nikita has a mostly neutral reaction, and the guys are just one-note bricks.
The stories? I remeber that there have been very few moments when anything unexpected happened. The rare exceptions were those things I like to call "hey, there was actually a clever plan all along"-twists, mostly used in season finales; although not every time.
LFN may have had only two gun props and bad sound effects, but it was miles above the new series.
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Post by Scienza on Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:38 pm

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Post by Tytan on Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:10 pm

Where was that shit for Magic Mike?
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