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Post by Admiral Stoic Rum on Fri Oct 04, 2013 12:59 am

who thinks Frost should set up an ask thread here to give his patented Brand of Snarkasam? I mean we get plenty of it in the Chat thread, but it would be great to just scrape it all up into one place where we can process it as finely as we can before snorting it up for a laugh or two.
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Post by Frost on Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:05 am

I'm not really sure what you mean. I'm apparently good at coming up with off-the-cuff full-retard insanity, but anyone could tell you that I pretty much suck at any sort of prepared humor.
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Post by Admiral Stoic Rum on Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:37 am

its not prepared if you're snarcastic in answering a question, no pressure
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Post by Frost on Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:41 am

Alright. I suppose, if people would like it, we can use this (or another) thread to compile the weird shit I say.

P.S. When you capitalize it as "Brand of Snarkasm", it seems less like "name-brand Snarkasm, the tasty cereal" and more "Brand of Snarkasm, on one's neck that summons faggoty-ass demons."
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Post by swicked on Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:55 am

Snarkasm.

...snarky-orgasm?

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No, probably snarky-sarcasm.
I think snarky is a kind of sarcasm, though.

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Post by Admiral Stoic Rum on Fri Oct 04, 2013 2:13 am

you would think, but its like noodles... not all are made of semolina flour...
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Post by Frost on Fri Oct 04, 2013 2:28 am

Or like babies. You would think they come from het'rosexual fuckin', and that's understandable; it's a common myth. Most don't know about how the man-spores interact with the Douglas Fir tree and the Ever-Burning Bush (A woman's actual vagina, on fire) currently housed within Area 51.


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Post by Admiral Stoic Rum on Fri Oct 04, 2013 2:32 am

but how do they get the Hippos to fit into the speedo thong thingies?
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Post by Frost on Fri Oct 04, 2013 2:41 am

They have to miniaturize the Hippos. They just get one of the Black Wizards at Area 51 to cast a shrinking spell.
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Post by swicked on Fri Oct 04, 2013 2:46 am

No no no, frost. Moisturize.
Not miniaturize; moisturize.
They lube up the hippos and then the thongs slide right on.

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Post by Frost on Fri Oct 04, 2013 2:48 am

.......That's horribly inefficient, though. They'd have to go out and buy lube, but they've got the Black Wizards on salary pay.
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Post by swicked on Fri Oct 04, 2013 2:49 am

Mister Frost wrote:.......That's horribly inefficient, though. They'd have to go out and buy lube, but they've got the Black Wizards on salary pay.
That's something of a myth... about three quarters of them are LARPers.

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Post by Frost on Fri Oct 04, 2013 2:55 am

swicked wrote:
Mister Frost wrote:.......That's horribly inefficient, though. They'd have to go out and buy lube, but they've got the Black Wizards on salary pay.
That's something of a myth... about three quarters of them are LARPers.
So you've fallen prey to the ploy, hhm? They hire LARPers to dispel rumors of actual wizards and magic, as well as divert assassination attempts by both obscuring the true wizards and making it appear as if the wizards have overwhelming numbers. 

Just as they, with the help of their alien friends, go around releasing glowing weather balloons and swamp gas so folks get complacent and non-suspicious. 

I bet you're the kind of person who drinks from public water sources, too. They put chemicals in there, man. Accelerants that crystalize within the nervous tissue and resonate with the secret devices built into radio and cell towers. With the flip of a switch, they can make every central nervous system in range burst into flames. They say it's an anti-zombie measure, but I fuckin' know better, man.
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Post by swicked on Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:38 am

Gotta brush up on that reading comprehension, frosty. Yes, one out of every four or so are real wizards and, yes, some of those are even black. Area 51 is all about diversity in the workplace, after all.
They're still understaffed and the hippo butt floss project isn't among their highest priorities, sad to say.
You also seem to of overlooked the inherent efficiency to having so many virgins in close proximity to said wizards at all times. Since that recruitment movement, morale has never been higher among our goat-horned friends.

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Post by Formis_Fluttergod on Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:09 am

You know what's been always nagging at me? Why do we have a chat thread that's used for discussing basically anything, when we have a prefectly fine and fully functioning chatbox on the main page.
It just doesn't make even a bit of sense. Twilight crazy

Chatbox is for chatting, there's not need to create tons of threads for chatting unless you're deadset on archiving every single post of the conversation for some unknown reason (Not to mention the chatbox keeps an archive of its own).
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Post by Stringtheory on Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:11 am

Formis_Fluttergod wrote:You know what's been always nagging at me? Why do we have a chat thread that's used for discussing basically anything, when we have a prefectly fine and fully functioning chatbox on the main page.
It just doesn't make even a bit of sense. Twilight crazy

Chatbox is for chatting, there's not need to create tons of threads for chatting unless you're deadset on archiving every single post of the conversation for some unknown reason (Not to mention the chatbox keeps an archive of its own).
I don't like chats, especially fast moving ones, can't read or type fast enough to keep up.

It also lets us post walls of text more easily.
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Post by Formis_Fluttergod on Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:15 am

stringtheory wrote:
Formis_Fluttergod wrote:You know what's been always nagging at me? Why do we have a chat thread that's used for discussing basically anything, when we have a prefectly fine and fully functioning chatbox on the main page.
It just doesn't make even a bit of sense. Twilight crazy

Chatbox is for chatting, there's not need to create tons of threads for chatting unless you're deadset on archiving every single post of the conversation for some unknown reason (Not to mention the chatbox keeps an archive of its own).
I don't like chats, especially fast moving ones, can't read or type fast enough to keep up.
Well the chat is as fast-moving as you make it.
Besides, practice makes perfect, and even a regular thread can move at a breakneck pace, I know that from experience (some of the fellow Talimancers here do as well). Spike 
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Post by Stringtheory on Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:21 am

Formis_Fluttergod wrote:
stringtheory wrote:
Formis_Fluttergod wrote:You know what's been always nagging at me? Why do we have a chat thread that's used for discussing basically anything, when we have a prefectly fine and fully functioning chatbox on the main page.
It just doesn't make even a bit of sense. Twilight crazy

Chatbox is for chatting, there's not need to create tons of threads for chatting unless you're deadset on archiving every single post of the conversation for some unknown reason (Not to mention the chatbox keeps an archive of its own).
I don't like chats, especially fast moving ones, can't read or type fast enough to keep up.
Well the chat is as fast-moving as you make it.
Besides, practice makes perfect, and even a regular thread can move at a breakneck pace, I know that from experience (some of the fellow Talimancers here do as well). Spike 
One benefit of having a forum over a chat like I said in my edit above, is that it lets us create long posts because chats generally lack formatting and what not.
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Post by Frost on Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:54 pm

swicked wrote:Gotta brush up on that reading comprehension, frosty. Yes, one out of every four or so are real wizards and, yes, some of those are even black. Area 51 is all about diversity in the workplace, after all.
They're still understaffed and the hippo butt floss project isn't among their highest priorities, sad to say.
You also seem to of overlooked the inherent efficiency to having so many virgins in close proximity to said wizards at all times. Since that recruitment movement, morale has never been higher among our goat-horned friends.
FuckyouIcomprehendeverything. It just helps obscure magic's existence when you've got a three-in-four chance of meeting an Area 51 operative and it turning out to be a farce.

Besides, being a Black Wizard isn't about skin tone. It's about attitude. Do you hold your stolen casting rod sideways? Do you feast on Kentucky Fried Dragon? Do you have demon-homie-summoning runes etched upon your gold grille? If not, then GTFO, 'cause you're just some plane-Jane wannabe, and we gon' bust yo honkie ass.
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