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Re: Writers challenge: CamoBadger V Kippershy

Post by Frost on Sat Oct 12, 2013 2:16 pm

Kippershy wrote:Of course we're talking circumference. Damn I'd be a fucking monster otherwise.
Only something like an elephant could have something like that, I'd wager.

To make it easier on you though, it does begin at 5.8inches at the tip, which is still a good .6 of an inch more than average, base girth, but hey!
You get a ride that expands as you slide down onto it.
And yes, I have been told that it's a scary, daunting challenge before. I laughed.
Well, other than taking this thread to the brink of NSFW territory, all we've managed to accomplish is making me feel insecure about myself. I suppose I'll get back to reading before I feel compelled to go buy another rifle *Freud Alert* *Freud Alert*
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Re: Writers challenge: CamoBadger V Kippershy

Post by Frost on Sat Oct 12, 2013 2:24 pm

Alright; so I've just finished Camo's story.

....Huh... Alright. Maybe this is just my inner sociopath coming out, but my first instinct when a comrade/friend/family-murdering giant tries to rape me isn't "go along with it". But, again, I'm the sort of weirdo who doesn't really roll with the whole "seductive enemy" thing anyway. War's War and Fuckin's Fuckin'. Both are ballin', but to each its own season.


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Post by Kippershy on Sat Oct 12, 2013 2:26 pm

Poor Frosty *hugs you tight from behind, wrapping his big arms around your chest from over your shoulders*
It's okay, there's really no need to feel insecure. Fact is we're all different at the end of the day and while you could fret over something you can't change, there's no point.
Just as long as you remember that the person you're banging is currently taking your dick, someone else's size shouldn't matter.
Besides that, size doesn't mean assured fun. If you don't know what you're doing with it or you're too big, it's worse than being small.

I've had one specific case where the bitch stopped completely upon seeing my size and said she wouldn't do it because she was sure it was gonna hurt.
It's not all fun and games.
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Re: Writers challenge: CamoBadger V Kippershy

Post by Frost on Sat Oct 12, 2013 2:30 pm

Kippershy wrote: If you don't know what you're doing with it[......] it's worse than being small.
My virgin self is not reassured.
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Post by Kippershy on Sat Oct 12, 2013 2:34 pm

Trust me, I may not be able to say first hand from my own experience, but I'm like this in real life as well as online.
Know what that means? It means I'm open to discussion of this nature and bring out other people to be more open about it too.
I know a girl who has banged her way through twenty six different guys and she's not even 18 yet.
When she tells me what I've heard so many times before that even if you've got size you gotta know how to fuck, I believe her.
Inconsiderate lovers are no fun, none at all. Lovers who do everything to turn you on and get you off regardless of their smaller size are still a whole lot better, even if it doesn't have the same raw sensation of stretching you apart and filling you past what you thought the limit was.
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Post by Frost on Sat Oct 12, 2013 2:38 pm

Kippershy wrote:Trust me, I may not be able to say first hand from my own experience, but I'm like this in real life as well as online.
Know what that means? It means I'm open to discussion of this nature and bring out other people to be more open about it too.
I know a girl who has banged her way through twenty six different guys and she's not even 18 yet.
When she tells me what I've heard so many times before that even if you've got size you gotta know how to fuck, I believe her.
Inconsiderate lovers are no fun, none at all. Lovers who do everything to turn you on and get you off regardless of their smaller size are still a whole lot better, even if it doesn't have the same raw sensation of stretching you apart and filling you past what you thought the limit was.
What I mean is that I've got no practical knowledge or experience (theoretical knowledge; sure, plenty) even though my number-one priority in bed would be the other person's pleasure. I suppose skill's the sort of thing that comes with experience.
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Post by Kippershy on Sat Oct 12, 2013 2:43 pm

True that experience is a thing that comes into play, but don't forget, simply knowing the basics even if you haven't got experience goes a long way.
Like, you know that kissing a persons neck is a big turn on for most, right?
Gentle little nibbles along the base of it, especially around the bones of the shoulder?
That teasing the inner thigh with a gentle touch before going for the goal zone makes it all the better?
That hands on (their) hips makes for a sign of dominance (when done right) and control which is good?

Things like that are just as essential.
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Post by Frost on Sat Oct 12, 2013 2:46 pm

Kippershy wrote:True that experience is a thing that comes into play, but don't forget, simply knowing the basics even if you haven't got experience goes a long way.
Like, you know that kissing a persons neck is a big turn on for most, right?
Gentle little nibbles along the base of it, especially around the bones of the shoulder?
That teasing the inner thigh with a gentle touch before going for the goal zone makes it all the better?
That hands on (their) hips makes for a sign of dominance (when done right) and control which is good?

Things like that are just as essential.
Yeah, I'm aware of the teasing/foreplay stuff already. That's long-since been added to the mental checklist for the occasion that the stars align and/or someone's drunk enough to find me attractive. Thanks for the advice, though.
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Re: Writers challenge: CamoBadger V Kippershy

Post by Kippershy on Sat Oct 12, 2013 2:58 pm

Just making sure.
That's basically what it's all about anyway.
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Re: Writers challenge: CamoBadger V Kippershy

Post by Frost on Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:15 pm

Alright, so I've finished Kip's story now, as well. That was pretty damn hot (probably one of the better fics in recent memory).

Sorry, Camo, but I've gotta give my vote to Kip.
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Re: Writers challenge: CamoBadger V Kippershy

Post by Harmony Ltd. on Sat Oct 12, 2013 8:49 pm

Kippershy wrote:Your favourite penis is my penis because dat above six inches of girth
We require picture.

For science.
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Re: Writers challenge: CamoBadger V Kippershy

Post by CamoBadger on Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:12 pm

Harmony Ltd. wrote:
Kippershy wrote:Your favourite penis is my penis because dat above six inches of girth
We require picture.

For science.

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Re: Writers challenge: CamoBadger V Kippershy

Post by Harmony Ltd. on Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:22 pm

One shall fall and one shall rise.
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Re: Writers challenge: CamoBadger V Kippershy

Post by Tytan on Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:23 pm

I require links to stories. For science of course.
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Re: Writers challenge: CamoBadger V Kippershy

Post by Frost on Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:25 pm

Tytan wrote:I require links to stories. For science of course.
It's on the Broken Bonds Cloptacular on Kip's Fimfic
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Post by Tytan on Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:35 pm

Thank you.
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Re: Writers challenge: CamoBadger V Kippershy

Post by Kippershy on Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:33 pm

Harmony Ltd. wrote:
Kippershy wrote:Your favourite penis is my penis because dat above six inches of girth
We require picture.

For science.
I wish I still had the first one I took of it after my operation (that didn't focus on the complications).
That was a GODLY picture that showed it at its best.
Perfect angle that showed all its good points.

...If I'm ever in the mood to take another (and it comes out better than the one I've currently got saved on my HDD) I'll check if you still wanna see it. Luna
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Post by Scienza on Sun Oct 13, 2013 8:34 pm

...How did I miss this thread?
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Post by Kippershy on Sun Oct 13, 2013 10:17 pm

I dunno.
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Re: Writers challenge: CamoBadger V Kippershy

Post by RoboRed on Sun Oct 13, 2013 11:46 pm

Scienza wrote:...How did I miss this thread?
I second this, but replace that bit with "recent conversation".

Harmony Ltd. wrote:
Kippershy wrote:Your favourite penis is my penis because dat above six inches of girth
We require picture.

For science.
I also second this. For science.

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Re: Writers challenge: CamoBadger V Kippershy

Post by Frost on Sun Oct 13, 2013 11:51 pm

RoboRed wrote:
Harmony Ltd. wrote:
Kippershy wrote:Your favourite penis is my penis because dat above six inches of girth
We require picture.

For science.
I also second this. For science.
I can forward it to you, if Kip's okay with it
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Re: Writers challenge: CamoBadger V Kippershy

Post by Kippershy on Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:04 am

Feel free.
edit: actually, since you're offline at the time of me posting it, I'll do it for ya.
edit2: damn there being no easy way to forward it like a real email
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Re: Writers challenge: CamoBadger V Kippershy

Post by Guest on Mon Oct 14, 2013 3:44 pm

Think in the future we can leave soliciting nude pictures of one another to PMs? seems like PM business.

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Re: Writers challenge: CamoBadger V Kippershy

Post by Kippershy on Mon Oct 14, 2013 3:54 pm

It was bound to happen given the nature of the thread.
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